FabSwingers.com forum: I need to find a fwb

By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Where do I look?

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By *ony MannMan
24 weeks ago

South Newton

I suggest you find a friend and see if they fancy you

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

Have you ever been to a social or club?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I suggest you find a friend and see if they fancy you"

Nah. They’re my friends because they don’t fancy me. The ship sailed

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

Grab a globe, close your eyes, spin the globe and whatever country your finger lands on. Go to that country and find your FWB.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Have you ever been to a social or club?"

Yes. Did I do them wrong?

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By *rHotNottsMan
24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Where do I look?

Your friends ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Grab a globe, close your eyes, spin the globe and whatever country your finger lands on. Go to that country and find your FWB. "

I last saw her at my place but don’t know where she could’ve hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Where do I look?

Your friends ? "

Friends list?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

"Where do I look?

In the bargain bin getting close to their sell by date ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
24 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Where do I look?

Your friends ?

Friends list?"

No, actual real friends

Or are you planning to do it in reverse - fuck a stranger and try to befriend them? 😂

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

"Have you ever been to a social or club?

Yes. Did I do them wrong? "

Clearly. *le sigh*

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

London

Pickle, for the guy organising your own picklenics, you can't find a fwb?

Man, what is the world coming to?

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
24 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Too far away, usually. No, actually, always!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Have you ever been to a social or club?

Yes. Did I do them wrong?

Clearly. *le sigh*"

Not like the lovely you to be so direct

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m looking to lol

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??

FWB needed for fucking and frolicking... Must be like Goldilocks - not to close, not too far, not too skinny, not too girthy, not too beardy, not too crazy, not too dull, not too busy, not too tall, not too short ... Definitely veggie ... And must like PITAs that bounce off the walls and sometimes cba

I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭

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By *exxyyDy11Man
24 weeks ago

North West

"Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??

I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭"

Fucking hell reads like a shopping list

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By *elloWoman
24 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Where do I look?

I'm thinking about loitering around in Halfords, searching for a fwb with useful skills outside the bedroom as well as in.

Not sure if this is the correct location for the type of Fwb you're seeking .

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??

I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭

Fucking hell reads like a shopping list "

Shut up kneel down so i can rest my feet 😆😆🤭🤭

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By *arialoueWoman
24 weeks ago

Doncaster

I had one n don't want another one

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Don’t waste your time, it’s shit on here

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Jeez don't look. You'll never find.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me"

I've got some coconuts (true story)

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By *oeBeansMan
24 weeks ago

Derby

Same, bro. Same...

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

I've got some coconuts (true story)"

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’ve given up looking and am now working on the “willing to be surprised” tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

I've got some coconuts (true story)"

Ooh and I have a shrubbery

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I’ve given up looking and am now working on the “willing to be surprised” tactic

BOO 👻

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I’ve given up looking and am now working on the “willing to be surprised” tactic

BOO 👻

🤣🤣"

Haha well played

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"Have you ever been to a social or club?

Yes. Did I do them wrong?

Clearly. *le sigh*"

This one chick said she wouldn’t because something about her friends.

that was PEAK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me"

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Don’t we all

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise"

What does a wingman actually do?

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By *ony MannMan
24 weeks ago

South Newton

"Where do I look?

I'm thinking about loitering around in Halfords, searching for a fwb with useful skills outside the bedroom as well as in.

Not sure if this is the correct location for the type of Fwb you're seeking ."

I have crude carpentry skills 👋

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?"

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?"

Builds wings for planes don’t they??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?"

Help you get laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Builds wings for planes don’t they?? "
this too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭"

it’s an evil world

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By *ony MannMan
24 weeks ago

South Newton

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?"

As I understand it he say what a great catch the lead is and if she has a friend takes her off for a bit of....

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭

it’s an evil world"

Fuck you pickles, stealing my coconuts and shrubbery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭

it’s an evil world

Fuck you pickles, stealing my coconuts and shrubbery

Don’t worry. Our friendship is safe

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Under the sofa?

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

"Have you ever been to a social or club?

Yes. Did I do them wrong?

Clearly. *le sigh*

This one chick said she wouldn’t because something about her friends.

that was PEAK"

Fricking swirlers. Not worth the headspace.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭"

You’re not a wingman. You’re my partner in grime

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By *midnight-Woman
24 weeks ago

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"I want one of these as well.

Well I say “one”

It’s like the Holy Grail

Maybe we should make a group -

The Knights that say fuck me

You and me- what a team!!

I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise

What does a wingman actually do?

Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭

You’re not a wingman. You’re my partner in grime

Grime 🤣🤣🤣

Ok, so back to the shrubbery!!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The bargain aisles in Aldi.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I think somewhere online, but be honest about what you want, what you can offer, and your availability.

I've spoken to hundreds of men who say they want a fwb but they just want someone to tap up when they have a free afternoon/evening, for sex and maybe a cup of tea/drink.

They don't want the friendship part, just the benefits.

I had one man complain that I was never available for him, when I'd had loads of free days when he was busy. Almost all of my weeks were free days, but the couple of days he wanted to see me I was babysitting.

Finding compatibility isn't easy.

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