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"People who don’t have an appreciation for cheddar cheese, society needs to rid itself of these infidels. " If everyone left was a Chedder Cheese connoisseur, would there be be less cheese per person ? | |||
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"People who park 6" away from your car door "And car park designers who allocate enough space between cars that you can just about squeeze a pube in between them | |||
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"People who don’t have an appreciation for cheddar cheese, society needs to rid itself of these infidels. If everyone left was a Chedder Cheese connoisseur, would there be be less cheese per person ?" If there was the same availability of cheese then no, as all we would have done is remove the non cheddar cheese appreciators from the equation, so same amount of cheese available to same number of sensible people  | |||
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"People that hang little bags of dog poo from trees." Everybody needs a hobby | |||
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"People that hang little bags of dog poo from trees. Everybody needs a jobby" I thought it was just the dogs? | |||
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"People that hang little bags of dog poo from trees. Everybody needs a hobby" Cheaper than buying Christmas Baubles | |||
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"People who enter a busy (let's say) hospital car park, see a space and dive straight in, pretending not to notice the four other people who have been patiently driving round round waiting for one to come free. 😡 Unless it's me doing the diving of course, in which case it's totally fine.. Those losers. " Oooh I enjoy that game, it always reminds me of playing musical chairs at birthday parties as a kid, now I realise it was just training for car parking | |||
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"People who park 6" away from your car door
And car park designers who allocate enough space between cars that you can just about squeeze a pube in between them"The big issue is that cars have been expanding, at a massive scale, such that parking, road driving space, including that available for other users, such as cyclists, is now too depleted. Cars are growing wider by almost half an inch every 2 years on average. 1 SUV the Chevrolet Suburban is 18 feet in length!  | |||
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" People who spell we incorrectly. " How do they spell it ? | |||
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"I doubt there will ever be a revolution we're all too comfortable" I am ready for it if it comes to the serious crunch of society trying remove trans people from existing .  | |||
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"I doubt there will ever be a revolution we're all too comfortable I am ready for it if it comes to the serious crunch of society trying remove trans people from existing . "I think we all have a line that we're not prepared to cross. The problem is that everyone's line is different and very few people are prepared to defend others lines. | |||
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" People who spell we incorrectly. How do they spell it ?" Wee | |||
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"Who's going to be first against the wall - lawyers, estate agents, politicians, caravan owners, someone else...?" You. | |||
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"Who's going to be first against the wall - lawyers, estate agents, politicians, caravan owners, someone else...? You." Because...? | |||
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"The top 20% richest, confiscate their wealth and redistribute it for social reform" Ok a sexy lefty 🫠🫠 | |||
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"The people that will tell you it’s easy walking distance but the easy walking distance is actually a 12mile hike, crossing 4 rivers and scaling a cliff" There’s a special place in hell for them | |||
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"Landlords first. " Oh no. Farewell fellow Fabsters. I've had fun while it lasted .... | |||
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"People who eat cheese of any type. Vomit of the devil. " Blocked! | |||
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"People who eat cheese of any type. Vomit of the devil. Blocked!" Block of cheese ? | |||
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"People who eat cheese of any type. Vomit of the devil. Blocked! Block of cheese ?" Now you’re talking | |||
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"Freedom for Tooting " Right on citizen. | |||
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"Who's going to be first against the wall - lawyers, estate agents, politicians, caravan owners, someone else...?" More people with ginger hair | |||
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"People who park 6" away from your car door "People who can’t park in the middle of a space, worse, those that park directly over the line. | |||
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"Landlords first. Oh no. Farewell fellow Fabsters. I've had fun while it lasted ...." Ah. I liked you. Laters 👋🏾 | |||
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"Can we just smack the back of their hands,instead of putting them up against a wall? "No this is why the country is in state it’s in | |||
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"Can we just smack the back of their hands,instead of putting them up against a wall?
No this is why the country is in state it’s in "Because we're not shooting people for motoring offences? | |||
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"Can we just smack the back of their hands,instead of putting them up against a wall?
No this is why the country is in state it’s in
Because we're not shooting people for motoring offences? " | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch” "What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people. | |||
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"Can we just smack the back of their hands,instead of putting them up against a wall?
No this is why the country is in state it’s in
Because we're not shooting people for motoring offences?
"No because slapping a little fine or community service oh and even letting crims out as no space left | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch”
What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people."It’s just a silly quote from an Austin Powers movie. | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch”
What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people.
It’s just a silly quote from an Austin Powers movie.
"It's pointless trying humour these days,I've used the same line a few times and always the same response. I miss the day's when the forum was silly and you could have a few jolly japes and some light banter. | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch”
What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people.
It’s just a silly quote from an Austin Powers movie.
It's pointless trying humour these days,I've used the same line a few times and always the same response.
I miss the day's when the forum was silly and you could have a few jolly japes and some light banter.
"Lol I haven't watched those movies. I was just standing up for the Dutch!! Don't stop with the humour it just doesn't always land. | |||
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" Opticians .. what the f**k are those ‘designer’ prices about " Are you seeing double figures ? | |||
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"I’m unsure whether I’d rather doctor’s receptionists or PE teachers more so I’ll let the people decide" Judging by this thread it depends on their driving and parking abilities and if they eat cheese. | |||
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"The people that will tell you it’s easy walking distance but the easy walking distance is actually a 12mile hike, crossing 4 rivers and scaling a cliff There’s a special place in hell for them " My best friend is the reason I have trust issues when people say ‘easy walk’. Throw them in the oubliette so they can’t give anyone else blisters | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch”
What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people.
It’s just a silly quote from an Austin Powers movie.
It's pointless trying humour these days,I've used the same line a few times and always the same response.
I miss the day's when the forum was silly and you could have a few jolly japes and some light banter.
Lol I haven't watched those movies. I was just standing up for the Dutch!! Don't stop with the humour it just doesn't always land."Actually your correct, obviously if something is being quoted not everyone is going to get it, particularly if it's from a film and someone hasn't seen it.
So sorry.
Don't worry I'll keep "trying" to be funny in my head I'm fucking hilarious unfortunately only about 0.0000001% of the site agree  | |||
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"Those that purchase and use leaf blowers. Wtf. " To the wall. Agree | |||
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"People who eat cheese of any type. Vomit of the devil. " Cheese lovers get your pitchforks & flaming torches... | |||
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"The list is too long, but certainly high on the list would be any politician who's A: studied PPE at uni B: is a lawyer C: is or has been a city trader No longer do we seem to have politics run by people who have had real jobs, built a company from zero with no family wealth to get you going. There's no strategy or concept other than how do we remain in power and keep the gravy train rolling I digress and I'm in danger of ranting, can you tell I'm annoyed and very disappointed 🤔" Ever thought about doing a degree in PPE?  | |||
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"“People that are intolerant of other peoples cultures…….and the Dutch”
What have you got against the Dutch??? Lovely people.
It’s just a silly quote from an Austin Powers movie.
It's pointless trying humour these days,I've used the same line a few times and always the same response.
I miss the day's when the forum was silly and you could have a few jolly japes and some light banter.
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"I’m unsure whether I’d rather doctor’s receptionists or PE teachers more so I’ll let the people decide Judging by this thread it depends on their driving and parking abilities and if they eat cheese. " Brings a whole new meaning to Cheesey Wheels ! | |||
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"Landlords first. " Agree. Absolute scum of the earth. They are greedy bastards who destroy communities. | |||
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"People that hang little bags of dog poo from trees." This drives me fuckin stupid. I pick up. They pick up. But why fling it? Crazy people. | |||
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"Sounds like first school how long do they face the wall for tho and do they have to put fingers on lips" I don't think the idea is to embarrass them | |||
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"This may be a niche reference that no-one gets.. but I believe the first ones to be up against the wall when the revolution comes are the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation" "And they were the first against the wall when the revolution came" Douglas Adams | |||
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"This may be a niche reference that no-one gets.. but I believe the first ones to be up against the wall when the revolution comes are the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation "And they were the first against the wall when the revolution came" Douglas Adams " "Life? Don't talk to me about life" | |||
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"People who vote. Specially the idiots who voted labour thinking they're making a change. People who get there, they're and their mixed up. People who spell we incorrectly. People who can't be arsed to vote but bang on about politics. " | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? " Hamas and those who support them. Terrorist and terrorist lovers should be up against the wall too. | |||
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"People who think that yous or yuze is the plural of you. Line 'em up I say. "It's youse. | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? Hamas and those who support them. Terrorist and terrorist lovers should be up against the wall too. " I am not a supporter of terrorism, nor do I support violence caused by Hamas. I feel that ethnic cleansing, (which is how it looks) of ANY RACE is wrong and should call for any moral society to do something. | |||
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"Lefty's and anyone called Stephen😛" Just fucking right. | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? Hamas and those who support them. Terrorist and terrorist lovers should be up against the wall too. I am not a supporter of terrorism, nor do I support violence caused by Hamas. I feel that ethnic cleansing, (which is how it looks) of ANY RACE is wrong and should call for any moral society to do something. " Lol. If it's meant to be ethnic cleansing they're doing a shite job of it. Mebbe palestinians should stop supporting terrorists. | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? Hamas and those who support them. Terrorist and terrorist lovers should be up against the wall too. I am not a supporter of terrorism, nor do I support violence caused by Hamas. I feel that ethnic cleansing, (which is how it looks) of ANY RACE is wrong and should call for any moral society to do something. Lol. If it's meant to be ethnic cleansing they're doing a shite job of it. Mebbe palestinians should stop supporting terrorists." "Police officer, no give me producer" | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? " And all those who enabled the genocide starting with our own starmer. | |||
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"The IDF! Surely the forced relocation of Palestinians and annexing of the West Bank is enough to start a revolution! If not what? Hamas and those who support them. Terrorist and terrorist lovers should be up against the wall too. I am not a supporter of terrorism, nor do I support violence caused by Hamas. I feel that ethnic cleansing, (which is how it looks) of ANY RACE is wrong and should call for any moral society to do something. Lol. If it's meant to be ethnic cleansing they're doing a shite job of it. Mebbe palestinians should stop supporting terrorists." Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and pick up a history book | |||
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"Men who wear bum-bags across their shoulder. Humanity has an awful lot wrong with it at the moment, but this is its worst!" that's becos it's gangster innit | |||
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