FabSwingers.com forum: I’m trying to shag my way through the whole site.

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Who’s first?

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By *mateur100Man
26 weeks ago

nr faversham

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Well if I have to - I’d rather be first than last…

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By *TRAY-CATMan
26 weeks ago

Just ONE will do for a start 😏😒

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Well if I have to - I’d rather be first than last…

You’ll get the best 30 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Oh dear "

Problem?

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By *ot MediterraneanCouple
26 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

You have the right idea 😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"You have the right idea 😜"

If ya don’t ask…….right?

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Well good luck with that lol. Got to at least get someone respond to your messages 😜

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By *eliWoman
26 weeks ago

Can I be last? You'll be spaffing out dust by then and unlikely to ruin my hair.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Kent

Meeeee!! Pick me!!!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Can I be last? You'll be spaffing out dust by then and unlikely to ruin my hair. "

Even if I were spitting unicorns from it, I’d never aim for that marvellous Barnet of yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Meeeee!! Pick me!!!

Mrs x"

That’s 3

Only another 35900 or so to go.

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By *uri00620Woman
26 weeks ago

Croydon

I'm just boiling the kettle so if you can finish before it finishes. Sure.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Kent

"Meeeee!! Pick me!!!

Mrs x

That’s 3

Only another 35900 or so to go. "

Yay!! I'm helping!

Nrs x

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By *utualMan
26 weeks ago

Bawtry

It's all about team work right?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I'm just boiling the kettle so if you can finish before it finishes. Sure.

That I can guarantee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"It's all about team work right?...."

There’s no I in team.

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have you got contacts with a particular rapper for lube supply? your poor pecker might need it

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By *elloWoman
26 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Before I commit can I can ask.

Do we have to take a ticket or is it first come first shagged?

Will you be providing a buffet like refreshments?

Is their amble parking?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

I'm not getting the best progress. As soon as you've got shagged by 1000, half are UNLOS and thousands more have joined

My legs are open ready

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By *es not the MessiahMan
26 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Not in

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Are you aiming to do it in 12 hours or just over several months years like everyone else ? 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Have you got contacts with a particular rapper for lube supply? your poor pecker might need it"

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By *emma200Woman
26 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Can I at least have my dinner first?

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By *he beard and the bumCouple
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

This made me chuckle 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Do we have to take a ticket or is it first come first shagged? We’re British so there’ll be an orderly queue

Will you be providing a buffet like refreshments? There’ll be minstrels.

Is their amble parking?

There’s a few spaces in the street that anyone can use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Not in "

Oh go on, just this once.

Break the habit.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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I can fit you in in June

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Can I at least have my dinner first?"

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I can fit you in in June

Outstanding

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag. "

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
26 weeks ago

North West

Don't forget to compare and contrast your cock with a sky remote. The ladies on here love that.

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By *emma200Woman
26 weeks ago

Warwickshire

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag. "

Sounds like I get to enjoy pudding too 🤭

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?"

He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?"

What’s a cervix?

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix"

I just want to know if I should stick to salad lest I'm at risk of puking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Don't forget to compare and contrast your cock with a sky remote. The ladies on here love that. "

Top tip

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

What’s a cervix? "

The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

What’s a cervix?

The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was

Is that anywhere near the cliquorice? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a map of the muff.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
26 weeks ago

Hastings

"Who’s first? "

Have you set a time frame, and I hope you will have an adjudicator with you to check the figers. Or it might not make the record books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Who’s first?

Have you set a time frame, and I hope you will have an adjudicator with you to check the figers. Or it might not make the record books. "

No time frame, no record attempt.

You in?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

You need to get a move on then

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix

I just want to know if I should stick to salad lest I'm at risk of puking."

Have a juice day when it's your turn

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

"Can I at least have my dinner first?

Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.

What's your relationship with the cervix.

Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?

What’s a cervix?

The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was

Is that anywhere near the cliquorice? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a map of the muff. "
lmfao, map of the muff. 😂x

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Can I bring a friend?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

"Have you got contacts with a particular rapper for lube supply? your poor pecker might need it"

Abd a good supply of lolly sticks and rubber bands

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Can I bring a friend? "

If we all brought a friend, or two, it would help him on his quest!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
26 weeks ago

La La Land

OP, I thought that was what I was doing? 🤔

Fancy being my wingman?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Can I bring a friend?

If we all brought a friend, or two, it would help him on his quest! "

Exactly my thoughts too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Can I bring a friend? "

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"OP, I thought that was what I was doing? 🤔

Fancy being my wingman?

Splitting the workload……I like your thinking.

Plus, there’s a few chaps that don’t like willys in their bums.

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