FabSwingers.com forum: Any females worth talking to

By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
26 weeks ago

East Sussex

what do you mean by 'worth talking to', what's the criteria?

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By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

Just to chat with someone female other then men it doing my nut in

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
26 weeks ago

East Sussex

Shall I move this to the lounge? More people will see it

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By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

If you like 👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

FEMALES

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Nah, we're all shit

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I wouldn’t waste your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

They really are if you make the effort and stuff. Maybe changing the profile a bit might help too?? Maybe I’m wrong??

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Nah, we're all shit "

Are you sure you are lol??

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

Nah. Wouldn’t bother mate. None here.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Nope we're all shite, 1/10 would not recommend

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I wouldn’t want to speak for the other females. But I’m a total prick.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Nope we're all shite, 1/10 would not recommend

I definitely wouldn't recommend her ^^

😉😉

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I wouldn’t want to speak for the other females. But I’m a total prick."

Can verify this.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Nope we're all shite, 1/10 would not recommend

I definitely wouldn't recommend her ^^

😉😉"

Agreed, she's the worst of them all

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

You don’t have enough penis photos on your profile for me …

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We're all busy talking amongst ourselves about Danger Mouse

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place

Plenty of you can put the effort in to find them x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just checked on Trustpilot and Tripadvisor and am still none the wiser.

I’m guessing not therefore 👍🏻😜

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By *rdere OpusCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Only if they’re exceptionally lucky 🙄

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
26 weeks ago

north

Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"You don’t have enough penis photos on your profile for me …"

Not just me that noticed that then

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record. "

You know what they say “42 cock pics is a charmer”

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By *tevenTellyCouple
26 weeks ago

Newmarket

Strong move, good luck.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Nope. None whatsoever.

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By *olinOfBathMan
26 weeks ago

Corsham

I wouldn't bother trying, because Fab's females are all really shy and innocent.

The females who use the Forum, in particular, will be overawed by the variety and creativity of your public photos.

They will also just feel intimidated by your experience - all those verifications will be off-putting for most females.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record. "

I thought 42 was the answer??

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By *exxyyDy11Man
26 weeks ago

North West

I wouldn't bother. If you're right, you're wrong. And if you're wrong, you're deffo wrong. But if you're somewhat right, you're wrong then right but then wrong again. And on and on it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

I thought 42 was the answer?? "

Heard he’s one short which is causing the issues

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By *hoenix_1Man
26 weeks ago

richmond

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record. "

Did you actually look at them all to confirm it?

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"I wouldn't bother. If you're right, you're wrong. And if you're wrong, you're deffo wrong. But if you're somewhat right, you're wrong then right but then wrong again. And on and on it goes. "

Typical man response ^^

😋

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

I thought 42 was the answer??

Heard he’s one short which is causing the issues "

Easily rectified!

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

Did you actually look at them all to confirm it? "

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
26 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

I thought 42 was the answer?? "

It's always been 43 Midnight....do keep up 😉

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Soho

Between you and me OP, very few women on here are worth talking to. Most, if not at, can barely handle a highbrow conversation let alone handle a phallus. You need to lower your expectations and just have meaningful conversations with yourself.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

I thought 42 was the answer??

It's always been 43 Midnight....do keep up 😉"

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By *enelope2UWoman
26 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Love talking to Dick pic exhibits great range of personality..limp dehydrated wobbly all the love languages unleashed

Can't contain my enthusiasm

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
26 weeks ago

kendal

"Between you and me OP, very few women on here are worth talking to. Most, if not at, can barely handle a highbrow conversation let alone handle a phallus. You need to lower your expectations and just have meaningful conversations with yourself."

'Most, if not all, can barely handle a highbrow conversation let alone handle a phallus'

I, sir, am offended!

How very presumptuous!

Some of us can manage the big words perfectly well!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Chichester

Trans women are more fun to talk to

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record. "

Maybe you’re meant to swipe through them really quickly like one of those cartons on pads of paper?

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Soho

"Between you and me OP, very few women on here are worth talking to. Most, if not all, can barely handle a highbrow conversation let alone handle a phallus. You need to lower your expectations and just have meaningful conversations with yourself.

'Most, if not all, can barely handle a highbrow conversation let alone handle a phallus'

I, sir, am offended!

How very presumptuous!

Some of us can manage the big words perfectly well!"

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Calm down, Marchioness, I said "women" and not "ladies". 💌💐

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

Maybe you’re meant to swipe through them really quickly like one of those cartons on pads of paper? "

I did, and now I've got pink eye

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"You don’t have enough penis photos on your profile for me …"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *elloWoman
26 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Why'd you want to talk to females, females are fucking crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Maybe that's we're I'm going wrong no cock pics

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Soho

"Shall I move this to the Lounge? More people will see it"

Only if there are brown leather Chesterfields - iconic ones of course - plus green velvetine Banquettes and art-deco coffee tables. Us lounge lizards like to be ensconced and comfortable. 😘

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By *elloWoman
26 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Maybe that's we're I'm going wrong no cock pics "

I've got a camera

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By *ngel7disguiseWoman
26 weeks ago

Loughborough

What makes a woman ‘worth’ talking too?

What are you bringing to the worthiness of talking to? 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Nah, don’t waste your time.

Move onto the males instead. Some of em will say yes.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"What makes a woman ‘worth’ talking too?

42 pictures of the same vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

To be fair OP did put "Don't judge a book by its cover" in his profile so bear that in mind

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By *ustus5555Woman
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

I'm told I'm quite sarcastic. Can't see it myself 🤷‍♀️

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By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

Not quite the reaction I was after but ok

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sure there are plenty of women on this site worth talking to. Hope you find some.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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"Maybe that's we're I'm going wrong no cock pics "

Goes to check ...

... Oh 😟😟...

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By *elloWoman
26 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Not quite the reaction I was after but ok "

Are you new?

Everyone saw it going this way lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not quite the reaction I was after but ok

Are you new?

Everyone saw it going this way lol "

Hitting the green arrow, I see evidence of sporadic forum interaction going back a long way. So there's a chance he doesn't really understand forum culture, per se. Which isn't a criticism, just a guess.

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By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

Don't normally put anything on here

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't normally put anything on here "

If you click the tiny green arrow next to your name, you'll see the most recent threads you've posted on, it's how I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

This got more interaction than when he posted the same thing 27 weeks ago.

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By *issmorganWoman
26 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record. "

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

OP, the way to get interaction on the forum, from experience, is to engage in other people's threads. Not "hey talk to me", but have a conversation with other people in conversations that are going on.

People will gradually get used to seeing you, some may enjoy what you have to say.

Don't just interact with women, that's really cringe - just talk to people.

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Nah we are all a waste of time

zero 🌟 do not recommend

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By *exxyyDy11Man
26 weeks ago

North West

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

New fab record?

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

New fab record?"

My bet is that a lurker or two has looked at this and said "challenge accepted"

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By *issmorganWoman
26 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

New fab record?"

It could possibly be!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
26 weeks ago

North West

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

New fab record?

My bet is that a lurker or two has looked at this and said "challenge accepted"

Guinness Book of Fab records edition 2025.

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Jesus. 42 photos of the same cock. Nothing else. That must be a new record.

No, I saw one with 109 pics, 108 were his cock. I had to keep scrolling to see if he had any different ones

New fab record?

My bet is that a lurker or two has looked at this and said "challenge accepted"

Guinness Book of Fab records edition 2025."

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* terms and conditions apply. Offer may not be valid if site doesn't allow you to sell stuff, because Swing doesn't want a ban for this joke

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By *ravesendpussyeater OP Man
26 weeks ago

GRAVESEND/ Northfleet

So how everyone day going

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So how everyone day going "

Fine.

You might want to join other people's threads (organically). This one is probably too much of a train wreck to turn around.

This is intended as constructive criticism.

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By *rpeggioCouple
26 weeks ago

Baughurst

Twenty something years of marriage and still worth talking to Lena

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By *olinOfBathMan
26 weeks ago

Corsham

"Don't normally put anything on here "

Fibber.

During the last 29 weeks, you've started 11 threads and posted on 4 others.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

I'm not worth talking to.

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