FabSwingers.com forum: Roses are Red.....

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
7 days ago

bristol

Roses are red, I love the smell of wine, please wash your butt, before we sixty-nine.

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By *ickshawedCouple
7 days ago

Wolverhampton

Roses are red

My ass is hairy

Bend over the bed

And say a Hail Mary

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Don’t even ask

For me to poo

On you

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By *exxyyDy11Man
7 days ago

North West

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want to fuck you

That'll get me laid in no time won't it.

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By *moothdickMan
7 days ago

stoke

Roses are red

U give lovely head

Violets are blue

I’d love to fuck u!!

I’ll get me coat

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cover me in

Your sticky wet goo

I’m really channeling my romantic side this morning

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By *rSircumsizedMan
7 days ago

Newport area.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

That's enough small talk, let me wank over your tits.

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
7 days ago

Kingston 25th/26th

Roses are red

Those fucking thorns

Someone hand me a plaster, please?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

Roses are sometimes red

Violets aren’t blue

I can’t rhyme for shit

Please sit on my face

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 days ago

BRIDPORT

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cover me in

Your sticky wet goo

I’m really channeling my romantic side this morning

Didn’t know you had a toffee fetish

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By *oxy-RedWoman
7 days ago

pink panther territory

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you lived up North

I'd fuck you

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By *anilla_SundaeCouple
7 days ago

Aberdeen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll give you a rim

Before you give me a screw

Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cover me in

Your sticky wet goo

I’m really channeling my romantic side this morning

Didn’t know you had a toffee fetish

Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm (that’ll be the toffee talking)

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By *inglemingler77Man
7 days ago

heald green

Roses are red

Rhyming is tricky

Let’s get in bed

And make each other sticky

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By *luebell888Woman
7 days ago

Lanzarote

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love anal

And i hope you do too.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
7 days ago

bristol

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you.

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By *ron100Man
7 days ago

preston

Rosses are red

My farts smell of cabbage

Stay clear of fab

It ull ruin ur marriage

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By * WillisMan
7 days ago

London

Roses are for vases

Lotions for the skin

You will be my valentine

Or else it gets the hose again

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
7 days ago

bristol

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power.

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By *meliaeWoman
7 days ago

Chester

Roses are red

Desires run deep

I’ll make you moan

And not let you sleep

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
7 days ago

Chichester

Roses are red

Like your knees will be

After sucking off thee

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
7 days ago

bristol

Roses are red, the sky is quite blue, I thought I had farted, it was actually a poo.

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By *erfHerder74Man
7 days ago

Inverclyde

Roses are

many different colours

Violets are violet

This poem doesn’t rhyme

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By *over of ladiesMan
7 days ago

cannock

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm reading the forum

Whilst having a poo

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
7 days ago

Merseyside

Roses are red, roses are thorny, thinking of you … gets me horny 😈

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By *eading beddingMan
7 days ago

Berks

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Like I am for you 🍆

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By *unkym34Man
7 days ago

London

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Now part those bum cheeks

I’m going to split you in two

I’ll get my coat

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I did a poo

... Just for you 😇😇😇

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

If you shag me hard

I’ll be all nice and mellow

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By *mmaleiaWoman
7 days ago

Trowbridge

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have my middle finger raised

Just for you

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
7 days ago

Bedford

Roses are red.

Violets are quite frankly.......violet.

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By *corpioboyMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get on your knees

You know what to do

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By *a LunaWoman
7 days ago

South Wales

Roses are red

Roses are white

Put down my chocs

Or you’re in for a fight

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
7 days ago

Mid Glamorgan

Roses are red my face is too that only happens when I’m around you

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

Roses are red

Ice cream is cold

Get fucking naked

And do as your told

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By *an8iMan
7 days ago

Bilston

"Roses are red

Ice cream is cold

Get fucking naked

And do as your told

Yes miss

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By *uperSalopian7Man
7 days ago

Shrewsbury

Roses are red

Your dress is black

Now get on your knees

And empty my sack

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By *ondon-guy68Man
7 days ago

London

Roses are red

Your arse will be too

When I’ve finished

Spanking you.

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By *inglenottsMan
7 days ago

derby

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The night is young,

And so are we too.

The music is playing,

The mood is just right,

Let's share some fun

Underneath the moonlight

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

Roses are red

violets are blue

If you do me

... I'll do you 😈😈😈

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By *ouse-pkMan
7 days ago

Nantwich

Roses are red,

I meant this from the heart,

I will fuck you so hard,

And make your queif fart....

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By *aveman 77Man
7 days ago

Rotherham

Roses are red violets are blue now open your legs I'm up for a screw.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
7 days ago

caledonian

Violets are blue,

Rose are red,

If you cum,

Please be on my head

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
7 days ago

bristol

Roses are red, violets are blue, so are your balls, because I won’t fuck you.

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

"Roses are red

violets are blue

If you do me

... I'll do you 😈😈😈"

Deal 🤝

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
7 days ago

Mid Glamorgan

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The night is young,

And so are we too.

The music is playing,

The mood is just right,

Let's share some fun

Underneath the moonlight"
that’s quite romantic

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

"Roses are red

violets are blue

If you do me

... I'll do you 😈😈😈

Deal 🤝"

Did you want me to do a poo 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

"Roses are red

violets are blue

If you do me

... I'll do you 😈😈😈

Deal 🤝

Did you want me to do a poo 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆"

I didn't think I scared you that much when I saw you!

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By *elloWoman
7 days ago

alpha centauri

Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.

I'll just go with

F.A.F.?

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

"Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.

I'll just go with

F.A.F.? "

Yes please!

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

"Roses are red

violets are blue

If you do me

... I'll do you 😈😈😈

Deal 🤝

Did you want me to do a poo 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

I didn't think I scared you that much when I saw you!

😆😆😆

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By *elloWoman
7 days ago

alpha centauri

"Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.

I'll just go with

F.A.F.?

Yes please!

Wow that worked, awesome. why do loads of men in here bitch about not getting any interest from women it's easy.

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
7 days ago

Fantasy Land

Roses are red,

We can be fussy,

But we both love,

The taste of pussy!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you're gonna take a shit

Use the upstairs loo

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

Roses are red

Stick one in my butt

I present it to you

Can I go nuts deep in your guts?

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By *end1Man
7 days ago

southend on sea

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm on the loo

Having a poo😊

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By *rthur30Man
7 days ago

Warrington

Roses are red, yellow and white.

I think you are hot.

Come and spend the night.

Violets are blue, purple and green.

Your boobs are fantastic.

But you’re causing a scene.

Green grow the rushes-o.

I love you even though

You’ve followed through

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By *ony MannMan
7 days ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

"Roses are red, I love the smell of wine, please wash your butt, before we sixty-nine.

You have to go by half past nine.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
7 days ago

dundee

Roses are green

Violets are black.

I'm colour blind .

It's a matter of fact..

But I diverse

From the original thread.

Come over here .

and give me some head .

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By *ady LickWoman
7 days ago

Northampton Somewhere

Roses are red

Grass is green

You are the sexiest man

I've ever seen

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By *exyScientistsCouple
7 days ago

Castlebar

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We're tied to the bedposts

Just waiting for you.

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By *inglenottsMan
7 days ago

derby

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The night is young,

And so are we too.

The music is playing,

The mood is just right,

Let's share some fun

Underneath the moonlight that’s quite romantic "

I would love to take the credit, but it’s AI created

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

Roses are blue

Violets are green

I have achromatopsia

You see what I mean!

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

"Roses are ... Oh fuck this is too much effort.

I'll just go with

F.A.F.?

Yes please!

Wow that worked, awesome. why do loads of men in here bitch about not getting any interest from women it's easy.

Like a Sunday morning!!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
7 days ago

Mid Glamorgan

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The night is young,

And so are we too.

The music is playing,

The mood is just right,

Let's share some fun

Underneath the moonlight that’s quite romantic

I would love to take the credit, but it’s AI created

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

Roses are red

Violets are silly

Please moisten those flaps

Because here comes my willy.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
7 days ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

Roses are red,

Violets don’t matter.

Let me sit on your face,

And cover you in fanny batter.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
7 days ago

The Continental

"Roses are red,

Violets don’t matter.

Let me sit on your face,

And cover you in fanny batter.

That’s a winner.

I volunteer as tribute.

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

Roses are red

I'm shit at rhyming

Do you want to sit on my face?

Or is this bad timing?

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By *ornycougaWoman
7 days ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm craving your cock

And that tongue too 😈

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By *oeBeansMan
7 days ago

Derby

Roses are Red

That much is known

Now spread your legs

And I'll make you moan

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
7 days ago

Northerner/Sometimes South East

"Roses are red,

Violets don’t matter.

Let me sit on your face,

And cover you in fanny batter.

That’s a winner.

I volunteer as tribute."

😂 let me take a seat 😜

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

Roses are red

Grass is green

I love your legs

And what's in between

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
7 days ago

the shire

Roses are read

So it would seem

Let's plug in the wand

And make you scream

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield

"Roses are red

My ass is hairy

Bend over the bed

And say a Hail Mary"

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By *hortyscotWoman
7 days ago

Glasgow

Roses are red

Chocolates are brown

You're not getting either

So calm the fuck down.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
7 days ago

Cannock

Roses are red

My bum is still ouchy

Love meeting Dommes

With cuff attached couches

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get meets

And this is Day 2

I'm struggling so hard

It is now Day 10

I've had plenty of offers

But mainly from men

I need profile advice

From all on the fora

I'll even take advice

From the one they call Nora

I've got no preferences

BBW, black or white

It's mainly because

I don't want a forum fight

A month has gone by

It's getting no better

I said I like gingers

But met a Red Setter

I've tweaked and I've fiddled

But I'm getting nowhere

Perhaps I should just put

'must have own hair'

But that would be baldist

And add to the list

Of the offended brigade

To rant and be pissed

6 months have gone by

I think I'll give in

Or go down to London

To meet a man who likes Gin

He will teach me the way

He's a big hit with the ladies

Looking for posh ones

Steering away from the crazies

Or perhaps to the Midlands

Where hot couples are rife

I'll get the men d*unk

Then fire into the wife

Oop North there are some crackers

Better, (allegedly) than down south

I would gladly make love to them

Whilst my hand is over their mouth

I like to fuck hard

With my hand on a throat

But with a year having passed

I've got less chance than Raol Moat

He's been dead for years

Just like my Fab life

I'm after a fuck

Not finding a wife

I can't go to Scotland

It's too local for me

Any port in a storm they say

So let's wait and see

A few years have flown by

And not a single meet

Pants round ankles

I'm beating my meat

I've experience with this

I bring my 'A Game'

But without a hot woman

It's just not the same

Because they don't just pull it

They squeeze and they suck

They slide a finger into the dung trumpet

Trying to bring on the fuck

A prostate massage is offered

Advertised as fantastic

But my colon was torn

My replacement is now plastic

So IBS is an issue

Along with everything else

My hygiene, poor manners

Why am I on the Fab shelf?

On Face Pic Friday

In this shallow, fickle place

'a badly bruised scrotum'

Was how they described my face

But Telegram is my saviour

That's where I have fun

With my 3 favourite beauties

My Fab war is won

You keep me amused

With voice notes and stuff

And in response

You get Foxy chatting in the buff

It's Valentines Day today

The Fox isn't beat

I'm not so worried

As it's Pancake Day next week

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By *ty31Man
7 days ago

NW London

Roses are red

Guess your in luck

Come on darlin

Fancy a fuck

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
7 days ago

La La Land

Fabtastic Mr Fox

Your poem

🏆

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
7 days ago

Reading

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can't get meets

And this is Day 2

I'm struggling so hard

It is now Day 10

I've had plenty of offers

But mainly from men

I need profile advice

From all on the fora

I'll even take advice

From the one they call Nora

I've got no preferences

BBW, black or white

It's mainly because

I don't want a forum fight

A month has gone by

It's getting no better

I said I like gingers

But met a Red Setter

I've tweaked and I've fiddled

But I'm getting nowhere

Perhaps I should just put

'must have own hair'

But that would be baldist

And add to the list

Of the offended brigade

To rant and be pissed

6 months have gone by

I think I'll give in

Or go down to London

To meet a man who likes Gin

He will teach me the way

He's a big hit with the ladies

Looking for posh ones

Steering away from the crazies

Or perhaps to the Midlands

Where hot couples are rife

I'll get the men d*unk

Then fire into the wife

Oop North there are some crackers

Better, (allegedly) than down south

I would gladly make love to them

Whilst my hand is over their mouth

I like to fuck hard

With my hand on a throat

But with a year having passed

I've got less chance than Raol Moat

He's been dead for years

Just like my Fab life

I'm after a fuck

Not finding a wife

I can't go to Scotland

It's too local for me

Any port in a storm they say

So let's wait and see

A few years have flown by

And not a single meet

Pants round ankles

I'm beating my meat

I've experience with this

I bring my 'A Game'

But without a hot woman

It's just not the same

Because they don't just pull it

They squeeze and they suck

They slide a finger into the dung trumpet

Trying to bring on the fuck

A prostate massage is offered

Advertised as fantastic

But my colon was torn

My replacement is now plastic

So IBS is an issue

Along with everything else

My hygiene, poor manners

Why am I on the Fab shelf?

On Face Pic Friday

In this shallow, fickle place

'a badly bruised scrotum'

Was how they described my face

But Telegram is my saviour

That's where I have fun

With my 3 favourite beauties

My Fab war is won

You keep me amused

With voice notes and stuff

And in response

You get Foxy chatting in the buff

It's Valentines Day today

The Fox isn't beat

I'm not so worried

As it's Pancake Day next week"

*chefs kiss

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By *midnight-Woman
7 days ago

...

"Roses are red

Chocolates are brown

You're not getting either

So calm the fuck down.

🤣🤣🤣😆😆

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By *eavenNhellCouple
7 days ago

carrbrook stalybridge

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over girl

your about to get fisted

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By *ez669Man
7 days ago

East Kilbride

Roses are Red

Violets are Glorious

Never surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
7 days ago

A den in the Glen

"Roses are Red

Violets are Glorious

Never surprise

Oscar Pistorius "

😂 😂

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By *orbidden eastMan
7 days ago

london dodging electric scooters

Roses are red

What did you say…?

Yep jump on that bed

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield

"Roses are Red

Violets are Glorious

Never surprise

Oscar Pistorius "

👏

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