FabSwingers.com forum: Who remembers

By *obilebottom OP Man
26 weeks ago

All over

I will start

Kenny Everett and 'All done in tbe best possible taste'.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Yes. Do I win a prize?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I will start

Kenny Everett and 'All done in tbe best possible taste'.

😂 And the legs crossing 😂

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By *B..Woman
26 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Yes, didn’t he do it as he crossed his legs energetically

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
26 weeks ago

All over

"Nice to see you, to see you nice."

Someone got it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Oooh shut that door!’

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Can i have a p please bob?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Don't have nightmares, do sleep well.’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.’

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

3,2,1 (with the fingers as well as saying it)

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

"‘Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.’"

Dave Allen?

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

Ooh you are awful, but I like you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"3,2,1 (with the fingers as well as saying it)"
I was just looking for that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"3,2,1 (with the fingers as well as saying it)"

How did Ted do that thing?! I tried repeatedly and invariably ended up with an offensive gesture… 😵‍💫

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.’

Dave Allen?"

Yes indeed 😃👍🏻

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

It’s good night from me….. and it’s good night from him

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Whattya talkin about Willis

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Ooh you are awful, but I like you."

That was a Dick Emery character

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

"3,2,1 (with the fingers as well as saying it)I was just looking for that

Used to love watching it.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

"3,2,1 (with the fingers as well as saying it)

How did Ted do that thing?! I tried repeatedly and invariably ended up with an offensive gesture… 😵‍💫"

We've just tried to do it now, both failed miserably

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By *inks_apeyCouple
26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

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By *inks_apeyCouple
26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You get nothing for a pair

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By *aughty but nice2020Couple
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

Good game,good game.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once

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By *ouncerbiscuitMan
26 weeks ago

nottingham

Miss Jones

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
26 weeks ago

houghton

Who remembers eggs?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
26 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I will start

Kenny Everett and 'All done in tbe best possible taste'.

I want to a fancy dress party and one guy went as Cupid Stunt. He won and the girl who announced the winner was so pissed she announced "and the winner is" and you can guess what she said!

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By *obilebottom OP Man
26 weeks ago

All over

"Ooh Betty"

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By *adagastMan
26 weeks ago

Rotherham

I love it when a plan comes together!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Book 'em, Danno

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By *adagastMan
26 weeks ago

Rotherham

And now for something completely different.

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By *adagastMan
26 weeks ago

Rotherham

I have a cunning plan.

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By *obilebottom OP Man
26 weeks ago

All over

Super, smashing, great

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

Don't have nightmares, do sleep well...

Crimewatch.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I've started so I'll finish

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
26 weeks ago

Wakefield

Bernie, the bolt.

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By *ools1964Man
26 weeks ago

Swadlincote

This is what they want.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall

Come on down!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Mr Stabs and his hand of stabs from Ace of Wands

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By *obilebottom OP Man
26 weeks ago

All over

'Lady of the house speaking'

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
26 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

From Norwich.. it's the quiz of the week..

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Miss Jones "

Rigsby

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
26 weeks ago

Pontypool

Miss Brahms, are you free?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
26 weeks ago

Pontypool

I know naaaathing!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"I know naaaathing! "

Que ?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
26 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Keep em peeled.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
26 weeks ago

Pontypool

"I know naaaathing!

Que ?"

Si!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I know naaaathing!

Que ?

Si! "

You'll have to forgive him ...he's from Barcelona

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"It’s good night from me….. and it’s good night from him"

🕯🕯🕯🕯

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I have a cunning plan."

“Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"You cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel"

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"That's not pornography, Dennis. That's art!"

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Ooh you are awful, but I like you."

Dick emery

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

""You cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel""

Bat fink?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

White dog poos

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"...and that's how for now"

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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Mange tout mange tout

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

"Who remembers eggs?"

Sorry, I don't

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky, meddlin' kids

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By *ORDERMANMan
26 weeks ago

wrexham(south)

It's five to five

It's crackerjack

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Ooh you are awful, but I like you."

He was my favourite

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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Just like that

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By *risscrossxMan
26 weeks ago

stourbridge

Oooh I could crush a grape!!!

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

...

To me, to you

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Topless Darts

Or is that just a weird fantasy?

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By *olinOfBathMan
26 weeks ago

Corsham

"Cyril..."

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By *olinOfBathMan
26 weeks ago

Corsham

"Topless Darts

Or is that just a weird fantasy?"

Channel 5...?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Aye think it was lol

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By *olinOfBathMan
26 weeks ago

Corsham

"Bernie, the bolt. "

Anne Aston... Phwoarrr...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Pivot…..pivot…PPPIIIIVVVVOOOTTTT!!

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

45...37.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

He was a right Cupid Stunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Oooh I could crush a grape!!!"

Stew Francis of Crackerjack fame

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Topless Darts

Or is that just a weird fantasy?

Channel 5...?"

Topless weather forecast - live TV?

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By *anonfire96Man
26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Cupid Stunt

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By *ic loves to lickMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

don't tell him Pike !

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
26 weeks ago

Norwich

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order….

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By *each needs some creamWoman
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
25 weeks ago

Bedfuck

You flamin great lump! Arthur to Olive On the buses.

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By *ustincider888Man
25 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Language, Timothy!!

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By *entleman jim 2000Man
25 weeks ago

gamlingay

Just the one Mrs Wembley

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By *enk15Man
25 weeks ago

Evesham

Our survey says…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Let's look at what you could have won

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By *olinOfBathMan
25 weeks ago

Corsham

"Let's look at what you could have won"

Usually a speedboat...

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Open the box or take the money ….

My gran used to say quoting from a tv show

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

Super! Smashing! Great

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

"Open the box or take the money ….

My gran used to say quoting from a tv show "

Take Your Pick

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By *he Old School RockersCouple
25 weeks ago

Gloucester

It's too orangey for dogs...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

"It's too orangey for dogs..."

Wasn't it too orangey for crows ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Mr Noseybonk and the show Jigsaw

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared

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By *olinOfBathMan
25 weeks ago

Corsham

Time for bed!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared"

And on the walk home he had a habit of finding things in his pocket, I recon he was a closet cleptomaniac

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

" I recon he was a closet cleptomaniac

He certainly spent a lot of time in the closet

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

Am I bovvered?

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By *icknmix500Man
25 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

You Dirty Dirty old man !

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

Sweetie darling

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By *idewillyMan
25 weeks ago

poole

Just look what you could of won

Live from norwich

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By *obilebottom OP Man
25 weeks ago

All over

The Boo-kay residence, the lady of the house speaking

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
25 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I will start

Kenny Everett and 'All done in tbe best possible taste'.

Yes but I was more interested in Cleo Rocos. One of the sexiest women to ever grace this planet

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Not in your area

"Topless Darts

Or is that just a weird fantasy?

Channel 5...?

Topless weather forecast - live TV? "

The tackiest cable TV channel in existence (besides QVC), but when you're 15 and can't pay for a Television X subscription, it'll have to do

If I recall correctly it was channel 18 on the set top box, I'm going back almost 30 years here

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By *rdenites2Couple
25 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

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