FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the most stupid thing you’ve done this week?

By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

Getting dressed in the dark.

Turned out what I thought was a can of deodorant was in fact a can of hairspray.

Both armpits full of it.

Torture getting it off.

Beat that…..

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By *ssexLad85Man
2 days ago

Near You

Drove 60 miles to work only to open the boot and realise I left all my tools/equipment in the conservatory

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By *ocksareoffMan
2 days ago

Out n About

Committed to working the weekend as overtime...

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 days ago

furnace

Forgot my clean pants after nude swim

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Drove 60 miles to work only to open the boot and realise I left all my tools/equipment in the conservatory

Done that before with a lap top

Most annoying

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Committed to working the weekend as overtime...

At least you get paid

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Forgot my clean pants after nude swim "

I can see how that would be an issue

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By *iss KinkWoman
2 days ago

North West

Forgot something important

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate

Put ground coffee straight in my cup instead of the cafetière

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
2 days ago

the moon

Woke up lol

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
2 days ago

Hounslow

Just spilled hot tea all over my leg at work

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By *ocksareoffMan
2 days ago

Out n About

"Committed to working the weekend as overtime...

At least you get paid

It's bitter sweet as the tax man/women/person will be diddling me.

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Just spilled hot tea all over my leg at work "

Ouch. Hope its not near the crotch

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 days ago

East London

Didn't screw the lid of my drink back on properly and it leaked all over seat of the bus I was on, because I rested my bag on the seat next to me. I usually put it on the floor between my legs.

I hope no one sat on it before it dried.

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By *rSircumsizedMan
2 days ago

Risca

Cooked my lobster in the oven instead of steaming it. Edible, but it wasn't the best.

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By *929Man
2 days ago

bedlington

Coming out of screwfix I was too distracted looking at what I had in my hand and tried to get in the wrong van good job it locked and nobody in

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By *reeneyes40Man
2 days ago

Cambridge

Replied to a text from an ex 🤨

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By *elix SightedMan
2 days ago

Cloud 8

Sneaked into the house of a beautiful woman to nick her hairspray but accidentally picked up her deodorant 🤦‍♂️

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By *an8iMan
2 days ago

Bilston

Nothing yet but there's always tomorrow

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By *andynecklaceWoman
2 days ago

Someplace

My ex called and I answered when I shouldn't have

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By *midnight-Woman
2 days ago

...

Believed in love

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By *NormalMan01Man
2 days ago

Harrogate

"Believed in love"

Did you listen to the rhythm of your heart?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

Left my bedroom window open while getting railed for 3 hours and royally pissed my neighbour off (she's a miserable bitch anyway)

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 days ago

The Continental

Drove to school at 5:30 for a parents evening that doesn’t happen for another 2 weeks.

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
2 days ago

Hounslow

"Just spilled hot tea all over my leg at work

Ouch. Hope its not near the crotch

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luckily not.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

"Left my bedroom window open while getting railed for 3 hours and royally pissed my neighbour off (she's a miserable bitch anyway) "

She's just jealous because she wasn't getting any

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"My ex called and I answered when I shouldn't have"

Seems a few people have done that today!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 days ago

Staffordshire

Added my score up wrong and signed for it.

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Drove to school at 5:30 for a parents evening that doesn’t happen for another 2 weeks.

I did that for an appointment in January. Was actually the same date in February. Bugger.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

"Left my bedroom window open while getting railed for 3 hours and royally pissed my neighbour off (she's a miserable bitch anyway)

She's just jealous because she wasn't getting any "

I do think a good shag would lighten her up

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 days ago

North West

"Left my bedroom window open while getting railed for 3 hours and royally pissed my neighbour off (she's a miserable bitch anyway)

She's just jealous because she wasn't getting any

I do think a good shag would lighten her up "

Who will be the brave Knight to step up to the challenge though 🤔

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 days ago

Manchester

"Left my bedroom window open while getting railed for 3 hours and royally pissed my neighbour off (she's a miserable bitch anyway)

She's just jealous because she wasn't getting any

I do think a good shag would lighten her up

Who will be the brave Knight to step up to the challenge though 🤔 "

Are you not going to offer your services 🤷🏻‍♀️ do me a favour and get her off my back 😂

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By *ynda1978Woman
2 days ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

Left my car keys in my car. Left my car at 8am in a car park only to find finishing work at 5.30 I didn't know where my keys where.

Back to the car park praying my car was where I left it.

Low and behold the car was open and the key??? On the passenger seat!!!!

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By *andPextra OP Couple
2 days ago

North West

"Left my car keys in my car. Left my car at 8am in a car park only to find finishing work at 5.30 I didn't know where my keys where.

Back to the car park praying my car was where I left it.

Low and behold the car was open and the key??? On the passenger seat!!!!

I did that ages ago with a pretty much brand new motorbike. Left it with the key in the ignition whilst I went the shops. I've never been so thankful as that day. How it was still there amazes me to this day

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 days ago

Ilfracombe

Got into an online debate about Female Ejaculation.

I wish I never answer the message.

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By *elloWoman
2 days ago

alpha centauri

I had an exam this week and whilst waiting outside the room I panicked because I could find my glasses I'm very long sighted so can't read the paper with out them, tipped out my bag my pockets, really upset and making sure everyone around me was aware. and then found them on my head, not one classmate pointed them out to me and we're trying to to laugh when I eventually found them gggrrrr stupid me.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 days ago

Castlebar

Came home after a night at work believing that my 2 teenagers could actually get themselves up in time for me to take them to school🤬

14 phonecalls....dead to the world

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
2 days ago

Dornoch

Trimmed my nether regions, was a bit too enthusiastic so more of a shave than a trim.

Be itchy time soon enough.

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By *mf123Man
2 days ago

with one foot out the door

I mainly avoid stupid things im getting wise in my old age

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By *obilebottomMan
2 days ago

All over

Drove to the shop without cards or cash. Walked back home 30 mins to get some money to find I had left the home keys in the car. Walked back to the car 30 mins got in the car and drove back home and that was that

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