FabSwingers.com forum: Valentines poems

By *et and Willing OP Couple
3 days ago

Nuneaton

This is one i thought of for Mrs W&W

card. Shhh dont tell her. Anyone do any better

I think Valentine is silly

But not my willy

He thinks is lots of fun

Especially when hes up your.....❤️

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Show me your vulva,

And I’ll fuck you.

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By *eeCee76Man
3 days ago

Edinburgh

On this sweet and gentle day,

I find no finer words to say,

Than simply this—my heart is yours,

Through all of time, through endless shores.

With every laugh, with every sigh,

You are my sun, my earth, my sky.

So take my hand and hold it tight,

My love is yours beyond tonight.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 days ago

The Continental

There’s a lady, she’s called Mrs Wick,

causes hardons on many a dick.

She moves her head south,

to take them into her mouth.

Deep enough so to not make her sick.

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By *inxy777Woman
3 days ago

essex

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you.

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By *ushrangerMan
3 days ago

Basingstoke

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm hope you're not on the blob because you make my knob throb

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By *oxy-RedWoman
3 days ago

pink panther territory

The sun is shining

The sky is blue

Il get on my knees

And suck your cock for you

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By *aldy321Man
3 days ago

Huddersfield

Not a poem, but a writing question. Are both blowjob and titwank one word or two? I hate writing out Valentine cards!!

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By *ondon-guy68Man
3 days ago

London

I’ll leave my profile pic here.

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By *ude LawMan
3 days ago

Harrogate

𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓭

𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂

𝓢𝓸 𝓹𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼

𝓐𝓼 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓼𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂

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By *inkShyWoman
3 days ago

near Windsor

Can we be anti-V?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I had to fake it

Your sex skills are poo

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 days ago

Springfield

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you. "

Minxy wears black

Minxy wears red

I like her naked

Stretched out on my bed

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By *oonbath89Man
3 days ago

radstock

Roses are red

Poems are silly

If you look in my pants

You’ll see a hard Willy

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 days ago

North West

"Can we be anti-V?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I had to fake it

Your sex skills are poo

I like it. Here's one for the graphic cock shot...

Your bellend is red

And there are spots

I'm not sure this close up

Is helping you lots

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 days ago

Cardiff

Roses Are Red You're As Mad As A Hatter Splatter My Face With Your Willy Batter

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By *luecarpyMan
3 days ago

rowtown

Roses are thorny and violets are twisted bend over love your about to fisteded

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By *moothdickMan
3 days ago

stoke

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you. "

Thank you

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By *inxy777Woman
3 days ago

essex

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you.

Minxy wears black

Minxy wears red

I like her naked

Stretched out on my bed

"
haha love it!!! X

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By *inxy777Woman
3 days ago

essex

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you.

Thank you

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By *ack69erMan
3 days ago

Beverley

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let's go to bed

And I'll fuck you"

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By *oodmessMan
3 days ago

yumsville

Hello my dear

It's been long since you've cum

You've messaged I'm near

And now you have run

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How about some highly pretentious, ‘Free verse poetry’?

‘Thy labia minora resembles the delicate petals of the most beautiful rose…

Might I entreat thee to open thy luscious thighs and beckon me forth, to devour thy sex like a starving and deranged medieval peasant?’

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By (user no longer on site)
3 days ago

My heart it is but black

Yet my knicker elastic is slack

Tho my minge may lay under my muffin

Once a year it needs a good stuffing

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 days ago

Wales

Valentine's day,

What a load of fucking shit,

Let's not beat around the bush,

On your face is where I'd like to sit.

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
3 days ago

Donegal

Like the suns glare on a sandy shore

I will always aim to leave you sore

Through the up's and the down's and the in's and the out's

There's just something about your cute little pout

Be you stout or be you slim

I will always fill you to the brim

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
3 days ago

The Continental

Forget the roses

Forget the violets

Let’s drink some rum

Maybe have my willy up ya bum

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By *oney2Couple
3 days ago

xXx

If I was a bubble floating in your bath,

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh.

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 days ago

Springfield

"If I was a bubble floating in your bath,

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh.

That is wonderful!

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By *oney2Couple
3 days ago

xXx

"If I was a bubble floating in your bath,

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh.

That is wonderful!"

I actually used to write this in ex bfs cards at high school !!!! I was only 14!!! Arrrr

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By *ememberTheNameMan
3 days ago

barnsley

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 days ago

Cardiff

"If I was a bubble floating in your bath,

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh.

"
winner 🥇

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By *evotee101Woman
3 days ago

Houghton le Spring

Pasta can be shells

Sometimes it's twisted

Remove your knickers

Prepare to be fisted

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By *elix SightedMan
3 days ago

Cloud 8

There once was a stud called Felix

Who possessed two wonderful dicks

He lost them both up the minge

Of a pretty young ginge

And now he just has a twix

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 days ago

Springfield

"Pasta can be shells

Sometimes it's twisted

Remove your knickers

Prepare to be fisted

Spaghetti is straight

And sometimes its curly

We haven't fucked yet

But it's still very early

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By *oney2Couple
3 days ago

xXx

"If I was a bubble floating in your bath,

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh.

winner 🥇"

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 days ago

Ilfracombe

I like your style

I like your class

But most of all

I like your ass

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Roses are red

Weeds never die

I’ll open my legs

If you eat my creampie

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

Lambert lambert what a prick

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By *allWithTatsMan
3 days ago

Hyrule

"Roses are red

Weeds never die

I’ll open my legs

If you eat my creampie

Would not complain if I got that in a card!

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm glad your mum

Didn't swallow you

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 days ago

Willenhall

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I'm using my hand,

But I'm thinking of you.

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