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"2nd face" Do I get a coffee, in Shrewsbury, I wonder? I have so many FirstFace stamps to redeem  | |||
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"Hey. Hi. Hello. Hola. Hoi. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening" Hola
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"Hey. Hi. Hello. Hola. Hoi. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Hola
HOW ARE YOU? Is today a good hump day?"It's been mediocre at best. I'm just very, very tired. I need a holiday | |||
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"Buenas noches, pipol of de Fab. "Buenas to you and our amiga arriba desde Argentina | |||
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Love"Funny way of showing it ☹️ | |||
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"Evening all. Can’t quite believe it’s almost Thursday already. " Hello hello hello!!! Don’t say that so loud! How are you | |||
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"Evening all. Can’t quite believe it’s almost Thursday already. Hello hello hello!!! Don’t say that so loud! How are you" Hanging on in there to Friday, being honest 😂 | |||
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"Buenas noches, pipol of de Fab. "Estamos hablando inglés ahora xxx How are you my love x | |||
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"Hey. Hi. Hello. Hola. Hoi. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Hola
HOW ARE YOU? Is today a good hump day?
It's been mediocre at best. I'm just very, very tired. I need a holiday "Holiday? Sydney | |||
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"Good e'en, and may the full moon be stirring your tides and lifting your midnight spirits." Hellllllllll oh! That sounds deep | |||
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"I need to stay up for another hour so I can have antibiotics. And I am TIRED. I've felt like a deflated balloon all evening." Rest your head on my chest. I’ll wake you up when it’s time to take them. | |||
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"I need to stay up for another hour so I can have antibiotics. And I am TIRED. I've felt like a deflated balloon all evening." Similar story here. Genuinely thinking about sacking off my meds for tonight and just go to sleep! | |||
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"I'm going to ask uncle Pickle. How do I convince a friend that wool will not fill her house?" Uncle?! I rebuke this | |||
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"Evening all. Can’t quite believe it’s almost Thursday already. Hello hello hello!!! Don’t say that so loud! How are you Hanging on in there to Friday, being honest 😂" It’s basically tomorrow | |||
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"Aloha! Currently making a cheeky hot chocolate before bed." Aloha Is that a euphemism? Kidding!! Welcome welcome  | |||
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"Evening Pickle
How is everyone?"I don’t know how everyone is, Demi. I’m just a boy | |||
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"Ok quick ad break" *Barry Scott has entered the chat* | |||
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"Evening Pickle
How is everyone?
I don’t know how everyone is, Demi. I’m just a boy "Veronica has had a bad day, KC and FCMDL are knackered and debating going to sleep instead of taking their medication. Everyone else fine | |||
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"Ok quick ad break" Jeeze what a part timer!! | |||
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉" Beef and ??? | |||
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉 Beef and ??? " Until I'm off for a week! 😂 But yep. Beef and more. 🔥 | |||
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉 Beef and ??? Until I'm off for a week! 😂 But yep. Beef and more. 🔥" | |||
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"I need to stay up for another hour so I can have antibiotics. And I am TIRED. I've felt like a deflated balloon all evening. Similar story here. Genuinely thinking about sacking off my meds for tonight and just go to sleep!" I'll stay up if you stay up | |||
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"Ok quick ad break *Barry Scott has entered the chat*" Who tf ? | |||
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"Hello?! B" Hi | |||
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"Evening Pickle
How is everyone?
I don’t know how everyone is, Demi. I’m just a boy
Veronica has had a bad day, KC and FCMDL are knackered and debating going to sleep instead of taking their medication.
Everyone else fine "My sexy secretary. | |||
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"Ok quick ad break Jeeze what a part timer!! " I have a full time job. | |||
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"I need to stay up for another hour so I can have antibiotics. And I am TIRED. I've felt like a deflated balloon all evening. Similar story here. Genuinely thinking about sacking off my meds for tonight and just go to sleep! I'll stay up if you stay up" I think I need some meds for me to stay up
I think the little blue pills are for staying up? | |||
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉" Bragging. Nice to see you Sal Did you see the Harry and Sally ad? Just dropped | |||
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"Ok quick ad break *Barry Scott has entered the chat* Who tf ? "Bang! And the dirt is gone
It's an advert, innit? | |||
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"Ok quick ad break *Barry Scott has entered the chat* Who tf ?
Bang! And the dirt is gone
It's an advert, innit? "loved that advert. Clit banger | |||
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"I'm going to ask uncle Pickle. How do I convince a friend that wool will not fill her house? Uncle?! I rebuke this" | |||
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"I need to stay up for another hour so I can have antibiotics. And I am TIRED. I've felt like a deflated balloon all evening. Similar story here. Genuinely thinking about sacking off my meds for tonight and just go to sleep! I'll stay up if you stay up I think I need some meds for me to stay up
I think the little blue pills are for staying up?"You are making me nod off now | |||
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"Ok quick ad break *Barry Scott has entered the chat* Who tf ?
Bang! And the dirt is gone
It's an advert, innit? loved that advert. Clit banger"In some countries it was known as easy off bam, which is worse | |||
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"Buenas noches, pipol of de Fab.
Estamos hablando inglés ahora xxx
How are you my love x"Muy bien!
Just given my first baby steps unaided 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I am knackered, my leg is swollen and I have tonnes of ice on it, but I am so happy. 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Just need to get rid of this horrible boot now- next step 🥾 😄 | |||
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"Hello?! B Speak of the devil HELLO gorgeous x" Hi beautiful! 
Missed you last weekend 
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"Hello?! B Speak of the devil HELLO gorgeous x Hi beautiful!
Missed you last weekend
B" not stupid fat fingers
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉 Bragging. Nice to see you Sal Did you see the Harry and Sally ad? Just dropped" Sal! 😍 It wasn't meant as a brag. 🫣 Just pure joy 🎉 I saw it. Maybe if I liked mayo I'd be more enamoured. 😂 It felt a bit like a cash in. But who can blame them? | |||
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"I'm going to ask uncle Pickle. How do I convince a friend that wool will not fill her house? Uncle?! I rebuke this "Can you answer the question though? | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep." 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. | |||
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"Buenas noches, pipol of de Fab.
Estamos hablando inglés ahora xxx
How are you my love x
Muy bien!
Just given my first baby steps unaided 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I am knackered, my leg is swollen and I have tonnes of ice on it, but I am so happy. 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Just need to get rid of this horrible boot now- next step 🥾 😄"Happy is good. I can’t wait for you to get rid of the boot. ❤️ | |||
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"Hello?! B Speak of the devil HELLO gorgeous x Hi beautiful!
Missed you last weekend
B"Don’t worry, you’ll see me again. And I will borrow your wife’s fishnets  | |||
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"Hello?! B Speak of the devil HELLO gorgeous x Hi beautiful!
Missed you last weekend
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not stupid fat fingers
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"Evening gorgeous people 😍 2 more get ups! 🎉 Bragging. Nice to see you Sal Did you see the Harry and Sally ad? Just dropped Sal! 😍 It wasn't meant as a brag. 🫣 Just pure joy 🎉 I saw it. Maybe if I liked mayo I'd be more enamoured. 😂 It felt a bit like a cash in. But who can blame them? " Don’t they look just so old | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep." See you on the other side KC X | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨" 700g is just over a pint or a big wee. Maybe you were better hydrated? B | |||
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"I'm going to ask uncle Pickle. How do I convince a friend that wool will not fill her house? Uncle?! I rebuke this
Can you answer the question though?"Tell them to stop being such a SHEEPle See what I did there | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨 700g is just over a pint or a big wee. Maybe you were better hydrated? B" Possibly! The only other two things I can think of were I wasn’t able to get out walking as much due to weather and then hit with antibiotics week just gone. But still, utterly bizarre! | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨" hello Jager! I’m confused too. Happened to my fiance when she was pregnant. But she was pregnant. | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP" My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨hello Jager! I’m confused too. Happened to my fiance when she was pregnant. But she was pregnant. " Evening Sir Pickle! And … yeah that’s a legit reason right there! 🤣 | |||
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"I'm going to ask uncle Pickle. How do I convince a friend that wool will not fill her house? Uncle?! I rebuke this
Can you answer the question though?
Tell them to stop being such a SHEEPle
See what I did there" | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely" I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨hello Jager! I’m confused too. Happened to my fiance when she was pregnant. But she was pregnant. Evening Sir Pickle! And … yeah that’s a legit reason right there! 🤣 " How’s your work treating you? | |||
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"Good evening all "Good evening! How is it on Merseyside | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting" The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨hello Jager! I’m confused too. Happened to my fiance when she was pregnant. But she was pregnant. Evening Sir Pickle! And … yeah that’s a legit reason right there! 🤣 How’s your work treating you? " Up and down at the moment, but I’m preparing to move on and find another role elsewhere. 😅 Been here long enough now. | |||
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"Evening all, how we doing? I’m a little bit confused as to how my weigh in went tonight. I’ve put weight on, but only 700 grams in a month… 🤨hello Jager! I’m confused too. Happened to my fiance when she was pregnant. But she was pregnant. Evening Sir Pickle! And … yeah that’s a legit reason right there! 🤣 How’s your work treating you? Up and down at the moment, but I’m preparing to move on and find another role elsewhere. 😅 Been here long enough now. " Good man! Love that for you 🤝🏾 | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf" You’re a lucky boy! | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x" Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf You’re a lucky boy!" I am. And a pretty boy. And the best boy. | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture." I'm about to pop | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf You’re a lucky boy! I am. And a pretty boy. And the best boy. " Does that mean you're getting your passport out and coming up north, Pickle? | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop" Weasel | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf You’re a lucky boy! I am. And a pretty boy. And the best boy. Does that mean you're getting your passport out and coming up north, Pickle?" The north of England, I’m going to be in you  | |||
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"Good evening all
Good evening!
How is it on Merseyside"Hectic haha how are you? Xx | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed "Biting your thumb at me again?? | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel " Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature  | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf You’re a lucky boy! I am. And a pretty boy. And the best boy. Does that mean you're getting your passport out and coming up north, Pickle? The north of England, I’m going to be in you "Swing on by, we're not too far away | |||
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"Good evening all
Good evening!
How is it on Merseyside
Hectic haha how are you? Xx"Was it the blues vs the reds? I’m excellent today. A great day. Great news. And I’m feeling pretty. | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature "does your vagina have teeth? | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??"Thumbing my nose at you | |||
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"Hey, hope you’re doing well OP My favourite boobs on fab How are you lovely I’m alright thank you, and you? Nice to see you hosting The host with the most baby. I’m good. Tomorrow I get to see my lovely gf You’re a lucky boy! I am. And a pretty boy. And the best boy. Does that mean you're getting your passport out and coming up north, Pickle? The north of England, I’m going to be in you
Swing on by, we're not too far away "I’ll talk to the chauffeur | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you "I bet your thumb smells | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature does your vagina have teeth? "It will do when they install my new designer vagina from Turkey, when it's my surgery day. | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature does your vagina have teeth?
It will do when they install my new designer vagina from Turkey, when it's my surgery day. "Oh you’re getting a hair transplant? Good for you x | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you
I bet your thumb smells"It smells of the delicious brioche roll I am shovelling down | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you
I bet your thumb smells
It smells of the delicious brioche roll I am shovelling down"No. It smells like my arsehole | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you
I bet your thumb smells
It smells of the delicious brioche roll I am shovelling down
No. It smells like my arsehole "Didn’t mean to flirt with you in public. I’m actually so sorry. Enjoy the roll and the tea xx | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you
I bet your thumb smells
It smells of the delicious brioche roll I am shovelling down
No. It smells like my arsehole
Didn’t mean to flirt with you in public. I’m actually so sorry.
Enjoy the roll and the tea xx"Jesus Christ, was that arsehole chat flirting? | |||
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"Woo yay, just in from the pub! Hi all 👋 Mrs TMN x Mrs TMN! It’s late for you! I know it’s the holidays but still! Do a tipsy AMA
Oh, I’m sober. Having a cuppa then bed
Biting your thumb at me again??
Thumbing my nose at you
I bet your thumb smells
It smells of the delicious brioche roll I am shovelling down
No. It smells like my arsehole
Didn’t mean to flirt with you in public. I’m actually so sorry.
Enjoy the roll and the tea xx
Jesus Christ, was that arsehole chat flirting? "Go away I hate you Nice arch though | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature does your vagina have teeth?
It will do when they install my new designer vagina from Turkey, when it's my surgery day.
Oh you’re getting a hair transplant? Good for you x "Yes. My fanny fur needs replacing. The current toupee is worn out. | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature does your vagina have teeth?
It will do when they install my new designer vagina from Turkey, when it's my surgery day.
Oh you’re getting a hair transplant? Good for you x
Yes. My fanny fur needs replacing. The current toupee is worn out. " | |||
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"The blue pills didn't work. I'm going to lie in bed and wait for the stroke of the hour I can pill pop and then sleep. 😭 I should wait another 22 minutes but I'm going to take mine and faceplant into my bed. This is torture. I'm about to pop Weasel Stoat, more like. But yes, a similarly aggressive, small floofy creature does your vagina have teeth?
It will do when they install my new designer vagina from Turkey, when it's my surgery day.
Oh you’re getting a hair transplant? Good for you x
Yes. My fanny fur needs replacing. The current toupee is worn out. "It's all the friction, you see. It went all thin on the bottom. | |||
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"Evening Pickle. Sorry I'm late jumping in, but my house is a bit full of wool at the moment..." I’m sorry to have missed you Polly! Wool. That’s so funny, an above poster was talking about-
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