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" 🍍 on 🍕 " Pineapple on pizza is just like rimming. It isn't for everyone, but those who enjoy are it just a little bit more sophisticated  | |||
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"Other people's kids ?  "Agree! Not even sure I like my own at the minute 😂 Fortunately I do love them ❤️ | |||
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"Fags" “It’s my only pleasure”. Dot Cotton. | |||
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"Fags" I gave up a long time ago but I did thoroughly enjoy a smoke, even now when I’m in the company of smokers the smell of tabbaco brings back the urge. | |||
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Group or drinks 👀🤣"The green stuff florists use? Revolting. | |||
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"Olives, I mean, in all seriousness, who the fuck could ever find them enjoyable to eat. " Me, I could eat them like grapes | |||
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The green stuff florists use? Revolting."Ah I forgot that one 🤢🤣 | |||
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"Salad. Bleurgh. Cold, rancid-water-filled, crunchy nightmare. " If you skip the absolute travesty that is lettuce then the rest of salad has actual flavour and something about it 💜 | |||
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"Oasis
Group or drinks 👀🤣
The green stuff florists use? Revolting.
Ah I forgot that one 🤢🤣"Water hole in the desert? | |||
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"Tim Horton's coffee" This ^^ Mrs | |||
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"Fags “It’s my only pleasure”. Dot Cotton." Fag-ash Lil just had to get that one off her chest, cough, cough. | |||
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Ah I forgot that one 🤢🤣
Water hole in the desert?"Orange drink? | |||
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"Matcha "Yes! There’s nothing sophisticated about leaving a cup of tea long enough that it has mould floating on top. 🤢 | |||
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"The late Christopher Hitchens said the three most over-rated experiences were picnics, Champagne, and anal sex. I agree with him about picnics." Wasps and ants. I'd put soccer, marriage and jumping on band wagons in that list. | |||
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"Hot chillies 🌶️ " I have become immune to them and wasabi. | |||
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"Poncy coffee. Give them Nescafe instant but say its an organic Nicaraguan blend that was ground between Beyonce's butt cheeks and they'll cream themselves." Coffee cream(er) themselves? | |||
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"Poncy coffee. Give them Nescafe instant but say its an organic Nicaraguan blend that was ground between Beyonce's butt cheeks and they'll cream themselves. Coffee cream(er) themselves?" 👏 | |||
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"Other people's kids ? "Spat my coffee out hahaa | |||
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"Pickled onions....." I actually love pickled onions! | |||
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"Getting older" I was thinking about ageing today. I have 25 odd years left if I live as long as my mother and her mother. That's less years than you have lived. | |||
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"Their job" 🤣 Truth! | |||
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"Going to the gym 😅" I enjoy going to the gym! | |||
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"Getting older I was thinking about ageing today. I have 25 odd years left if I live as long as my mother and her mother. That's less years than you have lived." Shit. I’m over 25. I’m getting old. Thanks. | |||
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"Getting older I was thinking about ageing today. I have 25 odd years left if I live as long as my mother and her mother. That's less years than you have lived. Shit. I’m over 25. I’m getting old. Thanks. " Everyone is getting old. You have longer to get old than I do. | |||
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"Listening to Oasis." or (C)Rap | |||
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"Monoga- nvm " KIDDING GUYS. I’M KIDDING. | |||
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"Oysters 🤢" free travel until 18. What’s not to love. Plus I have my railcard on mine. | |||
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"Celery .. I mean who the fuck actually likes it 🤮" Preach! The aftertaste lasts for a grim eternity 😵💫 Evil stuff! | |||
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"Celery .. I mean who the fuck actually likes it 🤮 Preach! The aftertaste lasts for a grim eternity 😵💫 Evil stuff!" The devils stick is what it is ….. | |||
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"Oysters 🤢free travel until 18. What’s not to love. Plus I have my railcard on mine. "Bloody southerners  | |||
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"Going to the gym 😅 I enjoy going to the gym!" Keep telling yourself that. It makes the pain easier | |||
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"Beards..!!! It’s just a fashion that’ll pass.. " Hard agree! It's getting ridiculous to the point where guys who can't grow a beard are walking around looking like their pubes are glued to their face | |||
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"Oysters 🤢free travel until 18. What’s not to love. Plus I have my railcard on mine.
Bloody Southerners "Oooft  TFL has the best transport well… sometimes | |||
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"Going to the gym 😅 I enjoy going to the gym! Keep telling yourself that. It makes the pain easier "I do!! I even go on a FRIDAY after work | |||
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"Avocado on toast" My fave breakfast.... ( on a good wholemeal ) also love them in a sald. Truly love them. | |||
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"Olives, I mean, in all seriousness, who the fuck could ever find them enjoyable to eat. " Love them. Eat them by the bucket load. No pretence. One of my fave versions is to have them provencal style on toast. Toms, olives , green onion in a balsamic sauce........... God I will have to have that tomorrow | |||
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"People pretend to like Christmas. I think it's because they are too frightened to speak their truth for fear of the tutters....... " Escaping from Christmas has been cathartic in recent years. Not all years were possible, but I much prefer the Not Christmas™ Christmas that happens on the beach. | |||
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"People pretend to like Christmas. I think it's because they are too frightened to speak their truth for fear of the tutters....... " I like Christmas more than 4th July | |||
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"Poncy coffee. Give them Nescafe instant but say its an organic Nicaraguan blend that was ground between Beyonce's butt cheeks and they'll cream themselves." Gold blend is not rocket fuel, aka the red cap stuff. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!?" What about fermented fish? | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish?" I don't know. Is that often put on Spaghetti Bolognese? | |||
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"Salad. Bleurgh. Cold, rancid-water-filled, crunchy nightmare. If you skip the absolute travesty that is lettuce then the rest of salad has actual flavour and something about it 💜" Raw onions are not bland and neither are fresh sweet tomatoes. | |||
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"Other people's kids ? "Well, at the moment yes, if you mean my kids' minisprogs. Nasty things, but it will pass. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish? I don't know. Is that often put on Spaghetti Bolognese? "Err if you mean Worcester sauce, then I've done that. If you meandn the herring thing from the vikings,nope!  | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!?" The dried stuff is indeed the vomit of Satan. And a convincing stand-in for Felon Musk. | |||
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"Opera." Thing is, there are so many varieties. Some, I detest, such as those where the tenor's top C is the most important thing. It's usually more fun when the bugger gets murdered, though he then usually manages to sing for another 15 minutes. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish?" They put vomit-flavoured seasoning over their food? This is something new to me. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish? They put vomit-flavoured seasoning over their food? This is something new to me." I wonder is Parmesan like coriander. There’s a gene that makes coriander taste like soap for some people and the same could be said for Parmesan perhaps. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish? They put vomit-flavoured seasoning over their food? This is something new to me. I wonder is Parmesan like coriander. There’s a gene that makes coriander taste like soap for some people and the same could be said for Parmesan perhaps. " Could be. We could use it as a question on family fortunes. ❌ We asked 100 people which food they think people pretend to like because others do. | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish? They put vomit-flavoured seasoning over their food? This is something new to me. I wonder is Parmesan like coriander. There’s a gene that makes coriander taste like soap for some people and the same could be said for Parmesan perhaps. Could be. We could use it as a question on family fortunes. ❌ We asked 100 people which food they think people pretend to like because others do. " Hah can imagine Les Dennis’ face right now | |||
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"A labour government." Definitely. | |||
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"Football Children Rap Hipster Coffee Man Buns Prosecco " 👍😂😂 | |||
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"Parmesan cheese. Who really wants vomit-flavoured seasoning grated over their food?!? What about fermented fish? They put vomit-flavoured seasoning over their food? This is something new to me. I wonder is Parmesan like coriander. There’s a gene that makes coriander taste like soap for some people and the same could be said for Parmesan perhaps. Could be. We could use it as a question on family fortunes. ❌ We asked 100 people which food they think people pretend to like because others do. Hah can imagine Les Dennis’ face right now" Our survey says … vomit-flavoured fish food seasoning for fermented fish. | |||
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"Frankie Boyle Ricky Gervais Romesh Ranganathan Russell Howard et al" Don't put Ricky Gervais in the same category as the rest of the BBC washed up comedian crew. | |||
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"Donald Trump" **Donald Trump voice** WRONG. | |||
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"Other people's kids ? "They say kids are like farts. Your own are just about bearable but other people's stink ! | |||
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"Other people's kids ?
They say kids are like farts. Your own are just about bearable but other people's stink !"Kids age you, farts on the other hand (incoming bizarre fact) contain nitrates that lengthen telomeres on your chromosomes when you smell them. Delaying ageing. I would suggest feeding your children more beans. | |||
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"A labour government." I came here for this comment 😂 | |||
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"Being vegan" 😂😂😂😂 | |||
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" 🍍 on 🍕 " This the 👿 food | |||
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"Small talk. 69s. Mint chocolate chip ice cream." I do actually like the Mint choc chip but I'm with you on the 69's-unless maybe you can find someone who's exactly the right height to make the angles work it's just so uncomfortable | |||
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" 🍍 on 🍕 " love pineapple on. Pizza think I might be a wrong un lol | |||
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"Cinnamon" Oi, I resemble that comment | |||
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"Work x" I honesty love my job. I also like coriander | |||
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"Beer 🍺 None of can tell me, the first time you tried it you said…”Mmm, this tastes good”" The same goes for coffee. Don't know how you get past that god awful smell to even taste it | |||
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"Beer 🍺 None of can tell me, the first time you tried it you said…”Mmm, this tastes good” The same goes for coffee. Don't know how you get past that god awful smell to even taste it" I don’t like coffee either. But I need it to live | |||
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"London underground." Who dafaq enjoys that? Especially during lurgie season | |||
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"Prosecco Not you 💔" I'm sorry 😭 it tastes like naff cider to me 😭😭 | |||
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"Other people's kids ?
They say kids are like farts. Your own are just about bearable but other people's stink !
Kids age you, farts on the other hand (incoming bizarre fact) contain nitrates that lengthen telomeres on your chromosomes when you smell them. Delaying ageing.
I would suggest feeding your children more beans."Top tip! | |||
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"Cinnamon" Most cinamon isn’t cinamon. It’s bitter cheep Chinese acacia. Real Ceylon cinamon is gorgeous, sweet and fragrant. | |||
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"Small talk. 69s. Mint chocolate chip ice cream." I hate to break it to you but 2 of those 3 things represent the pinnacle of enjoyment in their respective fields to me. 🤣 | |||
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"Cinnamon Most cinamon isn’t cinamon. It’s bitter cheep Chinese acacia. Real Ceylon cinamon is gorgeous, sweet and fragrant." Top tip. I'm loving that! | |||
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"Sex with me. I can count on one hand how many times I have made a female cum" How many fingers do you have? | |||
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"Prosecco Not you 💔 I'm sorry 😭 it tastes like naff cider to me 😭😭" You taste like naff cider | |||
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"Cinnamon Most cinamon isn’t cinamon. It’s bitter cheep Chinese acacia. Real Ceylon cinamon is gorgeous, sweet and fragrant." Most people wouldn’t know, they buy and use Cassia bark which is not cinnamon at all, even the spice markets Dubai don’t know the difference! | |||
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