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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. " So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf……" Would you be able to identify it? 😂 | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 " You know it. 🎶Just keep swimming🎶 | |||
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"I must confess that I myself am estranged from my arsehole and wouldn’t know it even if I passed it in the street." This is really giving my imagination a good workout  | |||
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"I must confess that I myself am estranged from my arsehole and wouldn’t know it even if I passed it in the street. This is really giving my imagination a good workout "😜😂😂 | |||
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"Not sure but I believe that no two starfish are the same. Maybe there is a gap in the market for sphincter scan recognition? If we just weren't so upright and British about the whole thing...I could see people pulling down their gruds, pulling their cheeks apart, and allowing a James Bond laser to scan the hoop for entry. Airports, nightclubs, you name it." Faecal recognition? | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 " I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. | |||
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"Not sure but I believe that no two starfish are the same. Maybe there is a gap in the market for sphincter scan recognition? If we just weren't so upright and British about the whole thing...I could see people pulling down their gruds, pulling their cheeks apart, and allowing a James Bond laser to scan the hoop for entry. Airports, nightclubs, you name it. Faecal recognition? "Oh very very good Mr B. Always contributing 😂 just bRimming with quips | |||
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"Not sure but I believe that no two starfish are the same. Maybe there is a gap in the market for sphincter scan recognition? If we just weren't so upright and British about the whole thing...I could see people pulling down their gruds, pulling their cheeks apart, and allowing a James Bond laser to scan the hoop for entry. Airports, nightclubs, you name it." 😂😂😂 I like this idea! Whilst we’re at it, we should also include an additional photo of our spread and gaping balloon knot on our passports in order to doubly confirm that we are who we say we are 👍🏻 | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. " The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. | |||
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"Not sure but I believe that no two starfish are the same. Maybe there is a gap in the market for sphincter scan recognition? If we just weren't so upright and British about the whole thing...I could see people pulling down their gruds, pulling their cheeks apart, and allowing a James Bond laser to scan the hoop for entry. Airports, nightclubs, you name it. 😂😂😂 I like this idea! Whilst we’re at it, we should also include an additional photo of our spread and gaping balloon knot on our passports in order to doubly confirm that we are who we say we are 👍🏻" I might have my next creation ready to go. The marmite-stained rusty tea towel holder...and my ricker. Badah tish! | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. " My good mate sent me a link to this guy that goes around farting next to people and stares them out whilst doing it. Honestly, I consider myself fairly mature, but even my eyes were streaming. Have you seen it? | |||
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"Don't think I've ever looked at my arsehole" I like to ensure everything on me is up to par that's getting devoured. So I look check and know every spot on my body | |||
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"Absolutely not… don’t think I’ve ever taken the time to look at my arsehole… " Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 😁 | |||
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"Good folks: We all know and have likely utilised the colloquialism, ‘I know it like the back of my hand’ many times. But how well do you know your arsehole? If I were to take a photo of your bumhole and then add it to a lineup of nine other random peoples bumhole pics, would you be able to correctly identify it? 🤔" I think that’s enough internet for me today… | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. My good mate sent me a link to this guy that goes around farting next to people and stares them out whilst doing it. Honestly, I consider myself fairly mature, but even my eyes were streaming. Have you seen it?" 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. My good mate sent me a link to this guy that goes around farting next to people and stares them out whilst doing it. Honestly, I consider myself fairly mature, but even my eyes were streaming. Have you seen it?" I have not but something tells me I’m going to enjoy this | |||
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"Don't think I've ever looked at my arsehole I like to ensure everything on me is up to par that's getting devoured. So I look check and know every spot on my body" Have you any tips for getting the bum hole prepared for a good devouring?  | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. " You'd make a fantastic arsehole detective !  | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. You'd make a fantastic arsehole detective ! "I also think I’d be good at interrogating an arsehole  🤭 | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. You'd make a fantastic arsehole detective !
I also think I’d be good at interrogating an arsehole 🤭 "*Shining bright light into the anal eye* - ‘Right! Talk dammit!’ | |||
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"They all look the same to me although some are pink and some are brown." That’s a good forum topic - is your arsehole pink or brown? | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. The one sure way to identify is by asking them to speak. Farts are easy to recognise. You'd make a fantastic arsehole detective !
I also think I’d be good at interrogating an arsehole 🤭
*Shining bright light into the anal eye* - ‘Right! Talk dammit!’ "
*waterboarding it with hosepipe*
“So you think you’re clever huh wise guy?!!!”
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. " Scheiße Soze | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. Scheiße Soze" Bravo ! 👏 | |||
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"Good folks: We all know and have likely utilised the colloquialism, ‘I know it like the back of my hand’ many times. But how well do you know your arsehole? If I were to take a photo of your bumhole and then add it to a lineup of nine other random peoples bumhole pics, would you be able to correctly identify it? 🤔" Mine would be the one winking | |||
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"They all look the same to me although some are pink and some are brown." I was going to say that they are all pink on the inside, then realized that they all get a brown coating. | |||
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"Bloody el, that’s a good question. 🤔 I’ve never really looked at my arsehole before. So many are gonna offer to look at it on your behalf…… Would you be able to identify it? 😂 I'm imagining an arsehole identity parade like in The Usual Suspects. Scheiße Soze" Oh well done Sir! Very Bloomesque 😂 | |||
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