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"Did you know that the World Gurning Championships are held annually in Cumbria? So….can any of you gurn like a pro? I would ask for pictorial proof and to put said images up as your main profile pic….but as this would likely utterly destroy your success rate on this site, I’ll not do so 😜" How we getting there? Mitsubishis? | |||
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"I feel like every woman can still have a gurning profile pic, and still have 100% success rate 🤣" 😂😂 This is probably true, as long as some flesh is on show, the unsolicited phallus pics and tsunami of ‘FAF?’ messages will continue unabated 😜 | |||
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"Had to google what gurning is. #nonnativeEnglishspeakerwoes *gurns*" 😜 Gurning - the sport of champions 👍🏻👍🏻 (why is there no gurning emoji when one needs it?!) | |||
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"Did you know that the World Gurning Championships are held annually in Cumbria? So….can any of you gurn like a pro? I would ask for pictorial proof and to put said images up as your main profile pic….but as this would likely utterly destroy your success rate on this site, I’ll not do so 😜 How we getting there? Mitsubishis? " Looking at the photos from the event itself, I’d say haycarts are more likely…. 😜 | |||
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"I feel like every woman can still have a gurning profile pic, and still have 100% success rate 🤣 😂😂 This is probably true, as long as some flesh is on show, the unsolicited phallus pics and tsunami of ‘FAF?’ messages will continue unabated 😜" You don't even need flesh, just a pulse 😂 | |||
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"I feel like every woman can still have a gurning profile pic, and still have 100% success rate 🤣 😂😂 This is probably true, as long as some flesh is on show, the unsolicited phallus pics and tsunami of ‘FAF?’ messages will continue unabated 😜 You don't even need flesh, just a pulse 😂" 😂😂😂 | |||
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"If I try to wink with my right eye then I could reach the quarter finals of a gurning competition. Mrs" 😂 That’s the spirit 😜👍🏻 I’ve been trying to practice this amazing art all afternoon. The closest I’ve gotten to a true gurn though is a facial expression that looks as though I’m constipated… 😵💫 | |||
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"If I try to wink with my right eye then I could reach the quarter finals of a gurning competition. Mrs 😂 That’s the spirit 😜👍🏻 I’ve been trying to practice this amazing art all afternoon. The closest I’ve gotten to a true gurn though is a facial expression that looks as though I’m constipated… 😵💫 " Show us. | |||
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"If I try to wink with my right eye then I could reach the quarter finals of a gurning competition. Mrs 😂 That’s the spirit 😜👍🏻 I’ve been trying to practice this amazing art all afternoon. The closest I’ve gotten to a true gurn though is a facial expression that looks as though I’m constipated… 😵💫 Show us." 😂 It’s pretty bad….My jaw is aching and I’m actually scarred that if the wind changes, I will be permanently stuck like this…. 😵💫 | |||
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"I need to enter this. I'd totally take first place. There aren't many things that I excel at but ruining photos with either gurning or my resting bitch face is definitely my forte " 😂👍🏻 Apparently there are even prizes for the top three slots. Surely though, a portrait photo depicting one’s proud world class and winning gurn holding pride of place on one’s wall is more than prize enough…. 😜 | |||
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"I need to enter this. I'd totally take first place. There aren't many things that I excel at but ruining photos with either gurning or my resting bitch face is definitely my forte 😂👍🏻 Apparently there are even prizes for the top three slots. Surely though, a portrait photo depicting one’s proud world class and winning gurn holding pride of place on one’s wall is more than prize enough…. 😜" Oh I have one of those. During a WhatsApp video call during lockdown with my darling daughters my screen froze and one of them captured me with an award winning gurn. Kids - who'd have em? | |||
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"I need to enter this. I'd totally take first place. There aren't many things that I excel at but ruining photos with either gurning or my resting bitch face is definitely my forte 😂👍🏻 Apparently there are even prizes for the top three slots. Surely though, a portrait photo depicting one’s proud world class and winning gurn holding pride of place on one’s wall is more than prize enough…. 😜 Oh I have one of those. During a WhatsApp video call during lockdown with my darling daughters my screen froze and one of them captured me with an award winning gurn. Kids - who'd have em? " 😂😂 They’ll be printing said photo on T-shirts and drinking mugs for your Christmas and birthday presents for years to come 😜 | |||
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