FabSwingers.com forum: She wants to ride me on my sofa

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

There’s no catch.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Result!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Swansea

Do you have a sofa?

Mrs

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By *eggy8574Man
26 weeks ago

WANTAGE

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By *ora the explorerWoman
26 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I love that. Straddling him on the sofa whilst he’s sitting up with my boobs in his face

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By *iffguy90Man
26 weeks ago

Cardiff

Sofa...so good

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By *exxyyDy11Man
26 weeks ago

North West

I don't know whether I'm jealous of you Pickles or happy for you. Very conflicted.

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By *eggy8574Man
26 weeks ago

WANTAGE

"There’s no catch. "

Sorry don't get the point of this thread, unless you don't actually have a sofa!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Describe your sofa to me please Pickles, in graphic detail 😍😍😍😜

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Do you have a sofa?

Mrs"

???

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum

Make sure you use some coverings in case she’s one of them squirt gals. (It might be piss)

Old newspaper works well.

Plus, if she’s shit you can always do a crossword until she’s done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Sofa...so good"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I don't know whether I'm jealous of you Pickles or happy for you. Very conflicted. "

Both. Probably both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Result!"

Sex here I come. CUM. haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I love that. Straddling him on the sofa whilst he’s sitting up with my boobs in his face

Nora, you’re not supposed to make it obvious it was you

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By *angtidy42Couple
26 weeks ago

Redditch

Enjoy and go for it, put a towel down as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"There’s no catch.

Sorry don't get the point of this thread, unless you don't actually have a sofa!"

I’m bragging.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Swansea

"Do you have a sofa?

Mrs

???"

I wanted to know what the point of the thread was. Maybe the issue was that you didn't have a sofa and couldn't fulfill her request.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Describe your sofa to me please Pickles, in graphic detail 😍😍😍😜"

No. I don’t think I will.gif

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Do you have a sofa?

Mrs

???

I wanted to know what the point of the thread was. Maybe the issue was that you didn't have a sofa and couldn't fulfill her request.

Mrs"

Oh no. I’m just bragging. I’m just being playful. I’m having fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Make sure you use some coverings in case she’s one of them squirt gals. (It might be piss)

Old newspaper works well.

Plus, if she’s shit you can always do a crossword until she’s done."

God forbid anyone pisses on my sofa!!!!

I rebuke it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Enjoy and go for it, put a towel down as well. "
for bum sweat? Got ya

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"There’s no catch. "

Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

I want to be ridden on my sofa.

But CBA to open the door 😜

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

I don't do it on sofas. Couches, yes. Sofas, no.

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By *herry.bombWoman
26 weeks ago

basingstoke

"There’s no catch.

Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter "

Absolutely not, nothing worse than sticking to a leather sofa 🤢

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"There’s no catch.

Make sure it’s a proper leather one easy clean ups possible thereafter "

No it’s one of those L shaped ones. Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I want to be ridden on my sofa.

But CBA to open the door 😜"
on your hands and knees 👀

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I don't do it on sofas. Couches, yes. Sofas, no. "

Yawn Mrs KC

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I prefer riding on the sofa than the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I prefer riding on the sofa than the bed"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound."

Yes.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound."

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By *ergus1622Man
26 weeks ago

Dundee

Hate sitting on a cold leather sofa , balls get cold or if it's too hot that get sicky

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Has it got one of those plastic covers on like your gran had? Just incase she’s a squirter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Has it got one of those plastic covers on like your gran had? Just incase she’s a squirter?"

I’ve never made a woman squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Yeeeehaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Yeeeehaaa"

😉

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Pickle, you are in there ☝️☝️☝️

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage

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i have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Pickle, you are in there ☝️☝️☝️"

She wants me

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Pickle, you are in there ☝️☝️☝️

She wants me"

Big time. Fluff your cushions for Nanna

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

No catch? There must be a catch.

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Best place to ride in my humble opinion. Can grab the back of the sofa and really go for it.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My sofa bows in the middle for this very reason. 🙈

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By *ora the explorerWoman
26 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Best place to ride in my humble opinion. Can grab the back of the sofa and really go for it."

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Ah. I’m going to die from the lack of sex

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By *ickdanMan
26 weeks ago

barnoldswick

Can’t beat being ridden on the sofa hard

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By *itygamesMan
26 weeks ago

Ive only got a setee...

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

She’s got bad knees too? Relatable.

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By *ornycougaWoman
26 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound."

OMG you have ruined cow girl for me now! 😭

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By *anky_PankyWoman
26 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Keep the plastic on your sofa, like in Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound."

Great. I hope this ear worm has vanished before the next ride 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Horsey, Horsey Horsey, Horsey don't you stop, just let your feet go clippety-clop. Your tail goes swish, and the wheels go round, giddy up we're homeward bound.

Great. I hope this ear worm has vanished before the next ride 🤣"

Yeah the rhythm will be off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Keep the plastic on your sofa, like in Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

No plastic.

Everyday I take risks for paper.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"I don't do it on sofas. Couches, yes. Sofas, no.

Yawn Mrs KC "

Yes I can open my mouth wide

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Being posh, I’ll only permit such behaviour on my chaise longue 👍🏻

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By *eliWoman
26 weeks ago

Of course she does. It's better for her old knees. Enjoy OP. 🩷

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh I do like doing that 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"There’s no catch. "

You dont even have a pic of your sofa up ffs

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By *londebiguyMan
26 weeks ago

Southport

"There’s no catch. "

And there is me been saving myself for you.

Sofa shenanigans with another.

I shall never recover.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Have a great time Mr Pickles xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Have a great time Mr Pickles xxx "

You’ll have a better time.

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

She probably wants to craftily slide her hand down the edges of your cushions whilst you're "distracted" to see what coins she can find.

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage

i have one"

Is it a corner unit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Has to be a comfy sofa for me with squishy cushions for my dodgy knees, and a back that I can hold on to, for leverage

i have one

Is it a corner unit?"

Just come on over and see what you’re working with

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
26 weeks ago

La La Land

Get her a Tantra Chair for Valentine's OP

You can thank me later

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By *eedsmale36Man
26 weeks ago

Leeds

"There’s no catch. "

Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week

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By *riendlyStarMan
26 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Best place to ride in my humble opinion. Can grab the back of the sofa and really go for it."

Agrees, flip it after doggy, push against grab the back n really thrust away

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By *riendlyStarMan
26 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"My sofa bows in the middle for this very reason. 🙈 "

Perfect 👌 so sexy sofa sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"There’s no catch.

Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week

Good idea

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

"There’s no catch.

Even better if it’s in DFS on a Saturday afternoon during sale week

So, every Saturday? Because I swear that sale never ends... 👀

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place

Happy days let her hop on and enjoy the ride

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

You been ridden fr? 🤠

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"You been ridden fr? 🤠 "

He's saving it for DFS at the weekend 👀😁

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

Excellent op why stop there...chairs, table, kitchen worktop, bath, floors, up against each wall. Endless choices!

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By *inglenottsMan
26 weeks ago

derby

"Make sure you use some coverings in case she’s one of them squirt gals. (It might be piss)

Old newspaper works well.

Plus, if she’s shit you can always do a crossword until she’s done.

God forbid anyone pisses on my sofa!!!!

I rebuke it. "

Maybe try cat litter instead of newspaper?

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