FabSwingers.com forum: If they made a scented candle of your home town what would it smell like

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

Evening everyone

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By *upersonic SamMan
26 weeks ago

wigan

Good people, the towns full of them.

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Molten steel

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Weed

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By *exyScientistsCouple
26 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Burnt out cars and wEeD

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Magic 🍄 and sheep shit

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
26 weeks ago

Next Door

Bread.

It uses to be a mix of coffee and bread

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By *elly and daveCouple
26 weeks ago

gateshead

Sh#t!

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By *uacksplat.Woman
26 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

white lightning. Px

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By *urvelover87Man
26 weeks ago

London

Sea, pines, high rates of unemployment.

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

Chocolate, or sewage, depending the end you are

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

Sea water, fish, old people

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By *ornycougaWoman
26 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Fish 🤮

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By *bi HaiveMan
26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

Shite. Not even the rats want to be from my home town 😂😂

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
26 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Awesome. If awesome was a scent then my candle would smell of that.

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

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Booze

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By *elvet RopeMan
26 weeks ago

by the big field

Disappointment and neglect

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

I'm not sure. What scent does "industrialism" give? 🤔

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where I grew up?

Marmite, rubber and beer

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By *cottish guy 555Man
26 weeks ago

London

Fags and chips.

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By *aucy bootsMan
26 weeks ago

kells

Silage

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By *orphia2003Woman
26 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Takeaways, nail bars, beer and sheep.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Gentrification, whatever that smells like 😂

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By *olden PoleMan
26 weeks ago

Bromley

Bullshit and attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Aviation Fuel and Burnt Rubber .. (Grew up close to Heathrow)

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Sheep, motorbike engines, brewers malt.

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By *nesCouple
26 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Utter perfection

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
26 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Weed and/or manure

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Desperation and depression appart from the few times a year the farmers spray the fields and it reeks of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Horse shit with a hint of kebab.

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

"Horse shit with a hint of kebab. "

What are they feeding those horses?

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Italian herbs and broken dreams

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By *ools and the brainCouple
26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Sea air

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Chip spice.

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
26 weeks ago

Yorkshire

The sea, sheep and pot noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Horse shit with a hint of kebab.

What are they feeding those horses?

Not enough kebabs! It fucking stinks

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By *iss KinkWoman
26 weeks ago

Up North

Cow shit

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Pixies and elves

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By *orace99Man
26 weeks ago

York

It would most definitely be chocolate

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By *oubleswing2019Man
26 weeks ago

Colchester

Custard.

This is a House of Custard, and must always smell of custard. Custard reigns supreme here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

Home town as in, where I was born? Or current residence?

If the former, it'd smell of sheep and manure.

The latter? Pies. But also manure at certain times of year and whatever alpacas smell like

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Weed "

Same where I live

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By *rindnbump V2Couple
26 weeks ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beechwood….and despair

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

It wouldn't be boozy, there's no pubs!

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By *ensual DesiresMan
26 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

It would smell like the sea

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By *es not the MessiahMan
26 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Aviation fuel

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By *ensual DesiresMan
26 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Both where i was born and now where i live are next to the sea

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Deep heat from the rugby changing rooms, a local Indian restaurant, take away , the putrid smell of the exhaust of Mac Donald’s and the stale carpet stench of beer in weatherspoons

Or and the smell of a dead rhino in the gents

Nice eh !

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By *j NorthMan
26 weeks ago

Wakey

Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A mixture of vape, nail bar chemicals & Turkish barber hair gel

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉"

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

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By *hegreatcornholioMan
26 weeks ago

Redditch

Despair and disappointment!

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By *nkymikeyMan
26 weeks ago

Andover

My old town was hops and sausage was amazing

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By *abluesbabyMan
26 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

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By *abluesbabyMan
26 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Barbary Macaque

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

I've smelled a lot of horse pee! Mucking out is, well, mucky

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By *ildmanYorksMan
26 weeks ago

Doncaster

It would have been a mixture of coal and steam trains. These days it's more like zombie spice and despair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol

Whisky fighting crime and heroin

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By *abluesbabyMan
26 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

I've smelled a lot of horse pee! Mucking out is, well, mucky

Neighhhhh! You don't say!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

Whiskey I can agree.

Whisky not a chance lol

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By *ack1971Man
26 weeks ago

Cork

I live in Cork. We have the Ferrero factory close by. Very sweet scent of vanilla at times! When that's not blowing were down wind of a church the burns so much incense it's like a teen wearing africa lynx in a pub. Given a wide berth.

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By *effdelightMan
26 weeks ago

Grimsby

Poverty 😂 or fish fingers. One and the same I suppose

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
26 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Bread coffee and chocolate.

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By *vaRoseWoman
26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Pine needles, leaf litter and sheep shit

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Pine needles, leaf litter and sheep shit"

Off to Molton Brown we go

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Worcester sauce

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
26 weeks ago

The Lake District

Mint (as I'm from near Kendal,famed for Kendal mint cake)🕯

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

The beautiful sea.

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By *oonbath89Man
26 weeks ago

radstock

Want to be upper class snobs with fake posh accents to make themselves seem posh (not sure what that smells like)

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Definitely old people.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
26 weeks ago

LONDON

"Evening everyone

Car fumes with the odd kebab scent

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By *MandMMCouple
26 weeks ago

Welwyn

Back in the old days, you could smell the shredded wheat factory. That would have been a nice candle

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Keeeeeeeeebabs 😋

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Whisky fighting crime and heroin "

This sounds like some "system of a down" lyrics.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Chocolate or tabacco

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

Farmyard and countryside smells

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By *arvey67Man
26 weeks ago

Grimsby

As you come into town there is the interesting mix of sewage works and soup factory. Further on is the fish docks.A joy to be here on a hot Summer's day.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Cow shit

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By *ros40Man
26 weeks ago

Bedford

Pig shit

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By *JB1954Man
26 weeks ago

Reading

Many years ago perhaps biscuits. Also close to where I live there would be what was called the Whitley wiff.

A few guesses to what that was.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
26 weeks ago

cardiff

Hops

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place

Trash

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By *artfordBlokeMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

Disappointment and cheap aftershave

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By *uchessdoeWoman
26 weeks ago

Northampton

Entitlement and a branch of Joules (I know, they're the same thing)

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

The seaside.

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By *egular manly manMan
26 weeks ago

huddersfield

Curry

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By *immyboyxxMan
26 weeks ago

london

I live in london so god knows

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