FabSwingers.com forum: If they made a scented candle of your home town what would it smell like

By *usman 199 OP Man
5 days ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *upersonic SamMan
5 days ago

wigan

Good people, the towns full of them.

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By *ife NinjaMan
5 days ago

Dunfermline

Molten steel

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By *innamon_flameWoman
5 days ago

london

Weed

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 days ago

The Continental

Burnt out cars and wEeD

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
5 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Magic 🍄 and sheep shit

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
5 days ago

Next Door

Bread.

It uses to be a mix of coffee and bread

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By *elly and daveCouple
5 days ago

gateshead

Sh#t!

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By *uacksplat.Woman
5 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

white lightning. Px

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By *urvelover87Man
5 days ago

London

Sea, pines, high rates of unemployment.

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By *inkShyWoman
5 days ago

near Windsor

Chocolate, or sewage, depending the end you are

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 days ago

East Sussex

Sea water, fish, old people

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By *ornycougaWoman
5 days ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Fish 🤮

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

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By *NormalMan01Man
5 days ago

Harrogate

Shite. Not even the rats want to be from my home town 😂😂

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
5 days ago

Oldham

Awesome. If awesome was a scent then my candle would smell of that.

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By *midnight-Woman
5 days ago

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Booze

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By *elvet RopeMan
5 days ago

by the big field

Disappointment and neglect

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

I'm not sure. What scent does "industrialism" give? 🤔

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By *ea monkeyMan
5 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where I grew up?

Marmite, rubber and beer

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By *cottish guy 555Man
5 days ago

London

Fags and chips.

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By *aucy bootsMan
5 days ago

kells

Silage

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By *orphia2003Woman
5 days ago

Tonypandy.

Takeaways, nail bars, beer and sheep.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
5 days ago

Manchester

Gentrification, whatever that smells like 😂

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By *olden PoleMan
5 days ago

London

Bullshit and attitude

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By *outhern77Man
5 days ago

Birmingham

Aviation Fuel and Burnt Rubber .. (Grew up close to Heathrow)

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By *ell GwynnWoman
5 days ago

North Yorkshire

Sheep, motorbike engines, brewers malt.

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By *nesCouple
5 days ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Utter perfection

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
5 days ago

N. Wales

Weed and/or manure

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By *929Man
5 days ago

bedlington

Desperation and depression appart from the few times a year the farmers spray the fields and it reeks of shit

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By *he ShivsCouple
5 days ago

Fife

Horse shit with a hint of kebab.

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By *oeBeansMan
5 days ago

Derby

"Horse shit with a hint of kebab. "

What are they feeding those horses?

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By *orny PTMan
5 days ago

Peterborough

Italian herbs and broken dreams

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Sea air

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
5 days ago

Glasgow / London

Chip spice.

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
5 days ago

Yorkshire

The sea, sheep and pot noodles.

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By *he ShivsCouple
5 days ago

Fife

"Horse shit with a hint of kebab.

What are they feeding those horses?

Not enough kebabs! It fucking stinks

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By *iss KinkWoman
5 days ago

North West

Cow shit

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By *eavilMan
5 days ago

Stalybridge

Pixies and elves

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By *orace99Man
5 days ago

York

It would most definitely be chocolate

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By *oubleswing2019Man
5 days ago

Colchester

Custard.

This is a House of Custard, and must always smell of custard. Custard reigns supreme here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 days ago

North West

Home town as in, where I was born? Or current residence?

If the former, it'd smell of sheep and manure.

The latter? Pies. But also manure at certain times of year and whatever alpacas smell like

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By *ert999400Man
5 days ago

Glasgow/Edinburgh/Cardiff

"Weed "

Same where I live

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By *rindnbump V2Couple
5 days ago

Our little world of Kinky Fuckery in Durham

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By *ensuallover1000Man
5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Beechwood….and despair

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By *orquemadaMan
5 days ago

glasgow

It wouldn't be boozy, there's no pubs!

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By *ensual DesiresMan
5 days ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

It would smell like the sea

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By *oopy FroodMan
5 days ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Aviation fuel

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By *ensual DesiresMan
5 days ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Both where i was born and now where i live are next to the sea

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By *ripfillMan
5 days ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Deep heat from the rugby changing rooms, a local Indian restaurant, take away , the putrid smell of the exhaust of Mac Donald’s and the stale carpet stench of beer in weatherspoons

Or and the smell of a dead rhino in the gents

Nice eh !

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By *j NorthMan
5 days ago

Wakey

Rhubarb

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By *rX2024123Man
5 days ago

Rotherfield

A mixture of vape, nail bar chemicals & Turkish barber hair gel

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 days ago

the shire

Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 days ago

North West

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉"

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

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By *hegreatcornholioMan
5 days ago

Redditch

Despair and disappointment!

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By *nkymikeyMan
5 days ago

Andover

My old town was hops and sausage was amazing

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By *abluesbabyMan
5 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

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By *abluesbabyMan
5 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Barbary Macaque

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
5 days ago

North West

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

I've smelled a lot of horse pee! Mucking out is, well, mucky

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By *ildmanYorksMan
5 days ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

It would have been a mixture of coal and steam trains. These days it's more like zombie spice and despair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
5 days ago

Bristol

Whisky fighting crime and heroin

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By *abluesbabyMan
5 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

We won't ask how you know

I've smelled a lot of horse pee! Mucking out is, well, mucky

Neighhhhh! You don't say!

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
4 days ago

the shire

"Probably lager and whisky.

My town has 4 ways in and out. 3 go past a pub the 4th past a whisky maturation site.

Can think of worse things to smell like. I think 😉

Whisk(e)y smells like horse pee to me

Whiskey I can agree.

Whisky not a chance lol

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By *ack1971Man
4 days ago

Cork

I live in Cork. We have the Ferrero factory close by. Very sweet scent of vanilla at times! When that's not blowing were down wind of a church the burns so much incense it's like a teen wearing africa lynx in a pub. Given a wide berth.

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By *effdelightMan
4 days ago

Grimsby

Poverty 😂 or fish fingers. One and the same I suppose

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
4 days ago

Perpignan and cap

Bread coffee and chocolate.

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 days ago

Forest of Dean

Pine needles, leaf litter and sheep shit

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By *ife NinjaMan
4 days ago

Dunfermline

"Pine needles, leaf litter and sheep shit"

Off to Molton Brown we go

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By *ularliWoman
4 days ago

Worcester

Worcester sauce

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
4 days ago

The Lake District

Mint (as I'm from near Kendal,famed for Kendal mint cake)🕯

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

The beautiful sea.

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By *oonbath89Man
4 days ago

radstock

Want to be upper class snobs with fake posh accents to make themselves seem posh (not sure what that smells like)

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By *uzzleMan
4 days ago

Hastings

Definitely old people.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
4 days ago

LONDON

"Evening everyone

Car fumes with the odd kebab scent

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By *MandMMCouple
4 days ago

Welwyn

Back in the old days, you could smell the shredded wheat factory. That would have been a nice candle

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By *rSircumsizedMan
4 days ago

Risca

Keeeeeeeeebabs 😋

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By *innamon_flameWoman
4 days ago

london

"Whisky fighting crime and heroin "

This sounds like some "system of a down" lyrics.

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
4 days ago

furnace

Chocolate or tabacco

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 days ago

Central

Farmyard and countryside smells

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By *arvey67Man
4 days ago

Grimsby

As you come into town there is the interesting mix of sewage works and soup factory. Further on is the fish docks.A joy to be here on a hot Summer's day.

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By *ron100Man
4 days ago

preston

Cow shit

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By *ros40Man
4 days ago

Bedford

Pig shit

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By *JB1954Man
4 days ago

Reading

Many years ago perhaps biscuits. Also close to where I live there would be what was called the Whitley wiff.

A few guesses to what that was.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
4 days ago

cardiff

Hops

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
4 days ago

All over the place

Trash

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By *artfordBlokeMan
4 days ago

Dartford

Disappointment and cheap aftershave

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By *uchessdoeWoman
4 days ago

Northampton

Entitlement and a branch of Joules (I know, they're the same thing)

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By *2000ManMan
4 days ago

Worthing

The seaside.

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By *egular manly manMan
4 days ago

huddersfield

Curry

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By *immyboyxxMan
4 days ago

london

I live in london so god knows

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