FabSwingers.com forum: Euphemisms for passing wind….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Over to you good folks 👍🏻 …….

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
3 days ago

Reigate

Parp

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 days ago

Bedford

My butt is blowing kisses for you"

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By *entleman.kMan
3 days ago

bilston, wolves,walsall, dudley

Fully exhaled

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 days ago

little house on the praire

Trump

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
3 days ago

llanelli

Cutting the cheese

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By *anonfire96Man
3 days ago

Mansfield

Rattling the tiles.

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
3 days ago

llanelli

"Trump"
. No that’s for shit….

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By *thbham54Man
3 days ago

Birmingham

Flump

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 days ago

couple, us we him her.

Straiffing.

Cut the cheese.

Guffed.

Pumped.

Dropped your guts

Beef stew.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Straiffing.

Cut the cheese.

Guffed.

Pumped.

Dropped your guts

Beef stew."

😂😂😂 ‘Dropping your guts’ and ‘Beef Stew’ - I shall add these delightful entries to my vocabulary post haste! 👍🏻👍🏻😂

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By *abluesbabyMan
3 days ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Botty-Burp

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
3 days ago

Durham

Crop dusting

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
3 days ago

Cork

Tut

Always loved the phrase

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By *ynamicnatureMan
3 days ago

Doncaster

Stepped on a frog

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By *eniseStockingsTV/TS
3 days ago

Salisbury

Coughing in your pants

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By *xhib12Man
3 days ago

Blyth

Smuggling ducks

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By *2000ManMan
3 days ago

Worthing

Anal fanfare.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 days ago

Colchester/London

Going to the lobby... Apparently 😂😂

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By *xhib12Man
3 days ago

Blyth

Arsequake

Bottom burp

Backdoor breeze

Tail wind

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
3 days ago

Swansea

Fluffing

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Going to the lobby... Apparently 😂😂"

😂😂😂 I now MUST utilise this one 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

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By *andMasterCouple
3 days ago

London

My Nan used to call it ‘letting polly out of prison’!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
3 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 These have made me laugh - thank you all 🤗🤗🤗

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
3 days ago

newport

More tea vicar

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By *andaloriansCouple
3 days ago

Malvern

[Removed by poster at 10/02/25 22:56:06]

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By *andaloriansCouple
3 days ago

Malvern

Sharing my suffering

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By *ozapperMan
3 days ago

Lancashire

Opening ones lunch

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By *aryportmeatMan
3 days ago

Maryport

Guff,

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By *ild_oatsMan
3 days ago

the land of saints & sinners

Trumpet solo

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Love puff ☺️

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By *mf123Man
3 days ago

with one foot out the door

You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
3 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope"

That’s a long winded way to say fart

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 days ago

Bristol

"You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope

That’s a long winded way to say fart"

See what you did there 👏

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By *sthisrealMan
3 days ago

Gravesend

Have farts got lumps in them?

Aahh woops

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By *hMeOhMyOhCouple
2 days ago

Gloucestershire

In our household it is called ‘airing’,

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By *orphia2003Woman
2 days ago

Tonypandy.

Windy-pops

Fut-fut

Tromp

Let rip

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By *ornyOAPMan
2 days ago

Fethiye

Kamikaze (Devine wind)

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 days ago

Mids

Baking an exquisite air biscuit

Filling the room

Deploying a gaseous anomaly

Pump

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
2 days ago

Perpignan and cap

Apple tarting

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By *oughmanMan
2 days ago

Sunderland

Tooted when I was younger.

Pumped is the one I heard for the first time when I moved up this way.

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By *rafter69Man
2 days ago

upminster

Trouser cough

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By *itygamesMan
2 days ago

blow off

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By *R_BlowjobMan
2 days ago

Lincoln

Gurt pharp

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By *0ng0 furyMan
2 days ago

Birkenhead

mate's dad used to come home after the pub.. let rip.. and loudly proclaim

"I SEE NO SHIPS!!!"

all this whilst looking around the room making binoclar shapes around his eyes with his hands, as if he looking out to sea

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 days ago

Springfield

Dropped one

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By *ubesloverMan
2 days ago

notts

Poofed

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By *ubesloverMan
2 days ago

notts

An explosion between the kidneys

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By *mmaleiaWoman
2 days ago

Trowbridge

Squeaky floorboards

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By *tockton GentMan
2 days ago

Middlesbrough

"My Nan used to call it ‘letting polly out of prison’!"

🤣🤣 - you've just reminded me that my Grandma used to say that!

"Who let Polly out of prison?" 🤣🤣

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By *allGuy1000Man
2 days ago

Reading

After my granddad farted he would always say…

"Get out, you don’t pay any rent!”

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂😂 I’m loving these! So many new and hilarious terms.

I can’t wait to employ them in fact.

…..When someone else releases one….of course 😜

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
2 days ago

Bristol

Trouser trumpet

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By *issmorganWoman
2 days ago

Calderdale innit

Toot.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
2 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sounding the shit siren….

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