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"[underwear removed by poster at 10/02/25 06:04:36] " Eat her ass! | |||
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"Snog Snog x" Go for a 3some with the lady above | |||
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"Snog Snog x Go for a 3some with the lady above" Go trick or treating. He can do the trick and I'll handle the treat | |||
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"Snog Snog x Go for a 3some with the lady above Go trick or treating. He can do the trick and I'll handle the treat "Definitely cocktails Mrs | |||
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"Draw some glasses on his face with a Sharpie "Have a chili eating competition with. | |||
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"If older, I'd have taken my time to remove that suit "Sensually kiss her from head to toe | |||
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"If older, I'd have taken my time to remove that suit "My goodness, It'd be a shame to limit to one thing | |||
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"If older, I'd have taken my time to remove that suit
My goodness, It'd be a shame to limit to one thing "3some, finishing with sloppy seconds I’m a gent, hubby can chose to cums first | |||
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"Offer him a peach milkshake. 🧋" Karaoke double act. He gets to sing the theme to Allo Allo whilst I stand next to him and pull faces | |||
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"Offer him a peach milkshake. 🧋 Karaoke double act. He gets to sing the theme to Allo Allo whilst I stand next to him and pull faces "Go sunbathing together, Tina's Titz would provide ample shade for when it gets too hot  | |||
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"Bite his bottom " Take her on a cocktail date and hopefully entice her back to our lair… | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face" Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair…" Foursome 🙌🏻 | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… Foursome 🙌🏻" Peck on the cheek after a coffee | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… Foursome 🙌🏻 Peck on the cheek after a coffee" Watch the film together. Wes Anderson version. | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… Foursome 🙌🏻 Peck on the cheek after a coffee Watch the film together. Wes Anderson version. " Get him to join my buff butler company | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… Foursome 🙌🏻 Peck on the cheek after a coffee Watch the film together. Wes Anderson version. Get him to join my buff butler company " Buy some underwear | |||
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"Get between those legs with my face Take him on a cocktail date and hopefully entice him back to our lair… Foursome 🙌🏻 Peck on the cheek after a coffee Watch the film together. Wes Anderson version. Get him to join my buff butler company Buy some underwear" Go to Ikea and act like we own a living room, asking people if they'd like to have a cup of tea and for them to take their shoes off | |||
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"Enjoy a stint on a bouncy castle " Play with her bouncy castles | |||
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"Let’s all just get on the bouncy castle … so I can tweak your tail " I'd police the bouncy castle. No men. Just me | |||
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"Darn her underwear as it’s full of holes "Give him a trim | |||
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"Darn her underwear as it’s full of holes
Give him a trim "Hide his epilation cream | |||
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"Not sure as can’t see anything. So go for a pint and take it from there xx " Expand on my bi experience | |||
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"Not sure as can’t see anything. So go for a pint and take it from there xx Expand on my bi experience " Give her a wakey wakey in Wakey. | |||
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"Comb his chest hair "Eat Mrs ass | |||
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"Comb his chest hair "Ha ha good answer ,I liked that ha ha | |||
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"Same have a few beers " Oil those pecs! | |||
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"Same have a few beers Oil those pecs! " Have some Yorkshire Tea with | |||
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"Same have a few beers Oil those pecs! Have some Yorkshire Tea with" Ask how he gets those thighs so damn big | |||
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"Get the brasso out " Let them come on a bouncy castle with me | |||
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"Get the brasso out " Get her to the candy shop Let her lick my lollipop Come on girl, don’t you stop Keep going til you hit the spot, wooo | |||
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"Remove the tissue" Stick on wand on his banjo and see how long he lasts | |||
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"Remove the tissue Stick on wand on his banjo and see how long he lasts "Borrow money from him  | |||
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" Borrow money from him "Use his abs to stack dishes | |||
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" Borrow money from him
Use his abs to stack dishes "Nuzzle my head in and ask Tina to twirl my hair.  | |||
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"Help him pitch his tent" I shall chase her around the house donned in my country smock, with a feather duster whilst shouting, ‘Oo arrr!’ 👍🏻😍 | |||
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"Someone else always beats me to it on posts like this and I end up posting about the wrong person" Take him to the Alps, so Horace Goes Skiing | |||
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"In 😈" Enrol him in pole fitness lessons | |||
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"Yum" Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs?" Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋" Shave his chest | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 Shave his chest "Save her chest | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 Shave his chest
Save her chest"Cut his tail off and wear it as a neck tie. | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 Shave his chest
Save her chest
Cut his tail off and wear it as a neck tie."Lie on my back, and queef Symphony no.5 so they can score me from 1-10 | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 Shave his chest
Save her chest
Cut his tail off and wear it as a neck tie.
Lie on my back, and queef Symphony no.5 so they can score me from 1-10"Oily back massage | |||
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"Yum Yum Yum. Good idea. Date in Greggs? Can't say it's rude 🤣🙈😍😋 Shave his chest
Save her chest
Cut his tail off and wear it as a neck tie.
Lie on my back, and queef Symphony no.5 so they can score me from 1-10"To much to mention here | |||
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"Have a few beers 🍻" I’d knead his Ballbag like a kitten making biscuits | |||
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"Naked twister but we're blindfolded and covered in extra virgin olive oil." Slap his Willy with a school ruler | |||
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"Have a beer with" I want to suck your ballbag 🥺 | |||
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"Maybe go for a pint, get smashed and have a curry?" Play with her delicious sexy ass  xx | |||
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"Deal" Can I also tempt you with curry flavoured condoms? | |||
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"Gin and plaTonic. 🍸" Pint | |||
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"would be a pint" Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. " Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈" Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure. | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure." She gets a free 'arrow' too | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure. She gets a free 'arrow' too" Fire maltesers from my minge into his mouth. | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure. She gets a free 'arrow' too Fire maltesers from my minge into his mouth. " Provide her with 1kg of Maltesers because her activity sounds highly amusing. | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure. She gets a free 'arrow' too Fire maltesers from my minge into his mouth. " A long long teasing session | |||
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"would be a pint Wear his white shirt and pour water over myself while giving him a foot job. Bury my head inbetween her legs😈 Get him to ride on a BMX, naked of course whilst I stand on his trick nuts/peggies, naked too doing the 'easy easy' clap until he drops me off at hers arrow ⬆️ where she will be waiting for me with a cold beer, the rugby on and discuss Gatts' departure. She gets a free 'arrow' too Fire maltesers from my minge into his mouth. A long long teasing session " Politely ask him to step aside as I take my place in the double bed, open mouthed waiting for the Mingeteasers to be flung my way. | |||
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"A pint pot of back bacon and gammon. 🥓🍖🥩" A paint pot of black. Something sugary to clear the palette (sic) with all that salty food. 😉 | |||
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"A pint pot of back bacon and gammon. 🥓🍖🥩 A paint pot of black. Something sugary to clear the palette (sic) with all that salty food. 😉 " Are we watching that film again? | |||
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"I’ll bring the popcorn 🍿 " Slip on my pair of Vaporflys, steal his popcorn and see if he can catch me | |||
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"Afternoon tea and cake "She's a ginger so I would thrash my tail against her in a heartbeat. | |||
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"He would teach us to perfect the handsonhips pose" Get some diet tips. Holy hell you are ripped! 😂 | |||
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"He would teach us to perfect the handsonhips pose Get some diet tips. Holy hell you are ripped! 😂" ... i agree shes super fit | |||
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"Nice chat Take a lawnmower to his chest hair "Mountain climbing | |||
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"Nice chat Take a lawnmower to his chest hair "Full body massage | |||
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"Nice chat Take a lawnmower to his chest hair
Mountain climbing "· Go-karting. 🏎️💨💨 | |||
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Rock climbing 😂"Run on the beach. -Like appollo creed & rocky. | |||
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Rock climbing 😂
Run on the beach.
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