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"...So you see I'd just returned home from the grocers to prepare dinner, when a piece of onion I was chopping fell onto the floor. I later slipped on it, fell backwards into the other items in the shopping bag and that carrot was just sticking up a bit. "So unfortunate but completely understandable and believable. | |||
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"My mum was an A&E nurse for many years. Several stories of exactly this Lightbulbs, believe it or not. The usual fruit and veg, tools. Splinters. " Lightbulbs!... I'm sure they were just foolin' around in the dark. | |||
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"My mum was an A&E nurse for many years. Several stories of exactly this Lightbulbs, believe it or not. The usual fruit and veg, tools. Splinters. Lightbulbs!... I'm sure they were just foolin' around in the dark. " They weren't fooling around after they sat down too heavily | |||
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"...So you see I'd just returned home from the grocers to prepare dinner, when a piece of onion I was chopping fell onto the floor. I later slipped on it, fell backwards into the other items in the shopping bag and that carrot was just sticking up a bit.
So unfortunate but completely understandable and believable. "I don't think they believed me tbh. | |||
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"My mum was an A&E nurse for many years. Several stories of exactly this Lightbulbs, believe it or not. The usual fruit and veg, tools. Splinters. Lightbulbs!... I'm sure they were just foolin' around in the dark. They weren't fooling around after they sat down too heavily " TMI.... Ouch! | |||
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"Penis caught in jeans zip with lots of blood,still don’t know how it got in there " Must just have a big one or zipped up in a hurry. | |||
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"Penis caught in jeans zip with lots of blood,still don’t know how it got in there " You may laugh, but many yrs ago my friend got his PA piercing caught whilst having sex. Peeled his cock like a banana & had to go to A&E with a bag of frozen veg on the wound! | |||
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"GI Joe challenged Action Man to an extreme caving expedition. Action Man won when he discovered the big brown cave. 😱"Was all the necessary safety equipment used? | |||
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"Penis caught in jeans zip with lots of blood,still don’t know how it got in there You may laugh, but many yrs ago my friend got his PA piercing caught whilst having sex. Peeled his cock like a banana & had to go to A&E with a bag of frozen veg on the wound!" OMG! (insert vom emoji here) | |||
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"It's just as mysterious that there are always carrots in vomit." That's bile | |||
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"It's just as mysterious that there are always carrots in vomit." They put carrot extract in all different foods. It re-assembles back into carrot chunks so if a person is later sick, there's always some carrot in it to keep the mystery going. | |||
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"...So you see I'd just returned home from the grocers to prepare dinner, when a piece of onion I was chopping fell onto the floor. I later slipped on it, fell backwards into the other items in the shopping bag and that carrot was just sticking up a bit. "Is this similar to the guy who'd been grocery shopping and came home to find he'd locked himself out? Basically, he told the doctor that he got home, put his shopping down and tried to climb a drainpipe up to one of the open bedroom windows, only for his trousers and pants to fall down just before he slipped and fell arse-first onto an upright HP sauce bottle. Apparently, the doctor had put at the bottom on his notes: "This would be somewhat believable if Asda sold their HP sauce bottles with condoms already attached." 🤣 | |||
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"My friend used to work in a&e she had someone with a toilet brush up them and someone with a fork" The toilet brush, perhaps they just forgot to take it out of the bowl before hoping on. The fork.....  | |||
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"I once sat on a cricket ball and it disappeared up there. When I got to an and e and told the doctor he just looked at me and said how’s that? Don’t you start I start" Now that's ball tampering, I hope your team had some runs chalked off! | |||
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"...So you see I'd just returned home from the grocers to prepare dinner, when a piece of onion I was chopping fell onto the floor. I later slipped on it, fell backwards into the other items in the shopping bag and that carrot was just sticking up a bit.
Is this similar to the guy who'd been grocery shopping and came home to find he'd locked himself out?
Basically, he told the doctor that he got home, put his shopping down and tried to climb a drainpipe up to one of the open bedroom windows, only for his trousers and pants to fall down just before he slipped and fell arse-first onto an upright HP sauce bottle. Apparently, the doctor had put at the bottom on his notes: "This would be somewhat believable if Asda sold their HP sauce bottles with condoms already attached." 🤣"Fantastic pmsl. | |||
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"Don't laugh but I came out of the shower once & slipped on the wet floor, falling backwards & impaling myself on one of my daughters hard plastic Disney figures. The guys in A&E took the Mickey out of me "Ears first? | |||
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"Don't laugh but I came out of the shower once & slipped on the wet floor, falling backwards & impaling myself on one of my daughters hard plastic Disney figures. The guys in A&E took the Mickey out of me "Poor Rapunzel. At least they could pull her back out by her hair. | |||
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