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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Do you fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Dear Auntie Wendy I really want to loiter in stationary shops and persuade people that pencils will regrow as trees if you plant them.

So I need your help o wise one.

What time does WH Smoth open?

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By *asterfulsoulMan
1 week ago

Manchester

Can you inflate the balls if someone blows into your urethra?

Or should I see a doctor?

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Do you fancy a bum?"

Depending on who's it is. Now if it was Tom Hardy, I'd be pushing you out of the way to get it.

Love Auntie Wendi.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
1 week ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Do you fancy a bum?

Depending on who's it is. Now if it was Tom Hardy, I'd be pushing you out of the way to get it.

Love Auntie Wendi.

"

Him. Let’s not reduce that fucking stunning chunk of man meat to an it.

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️"

Usually something personal works best.

A saucey photoshoot of yourself for their eyes only.

A nice weekend away somewhere.

A nice cooked meal and some sexy lingerie and strawberries and cream for desert.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire


"Do you fancy a bum?

Depending on who's it is. Now if it was Tom Hardy, I'd be pushing you out of the way to get it.

Love Auntie Wendi.

Him. Let’s not reduce that fucking stunning chunk of man meat to an it. "

Cheers babe, love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️

Usually something personal works best.

A saucey photoshoot of yourself for their eyes only.

A nice weekend away somewhere.

A nice cooked meal and some sexy lingerie and strawberries and cream for desert.

Love Auntie Wendi "

Nice,thankyou Auntie Wendi ❤️

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Dear Auntie Wendy I really want to loiter in stationary shops and persuade people that pencils will regrow as trees if you plant them.

So I need your help o wise one.

What time does WH Smoth open? "

Google your nearest WH Smith to find out.

Better still you should persuade people do by seeds and plant a tree, tell them it's therapeutic looking after it and watching it grow and it's helping the planet too.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

South Yorkshire


"Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️"

Oh you don't have to get me anything 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago


"Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️

Oh you don't have to get me anything 😉"

You would be easy to sort tbf 😙

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Can you inflate the balls if someone blows into your urethra?

Or should I see a doctor?"

No and be careful with urethra play if you don't know what you're doing.

If your looking to play and get pleasure from it look into buying some sound bars, always research this sort of play beforehand to know what you're doing.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

South Yorkshire


"Thanks Auntie Wendi.

Any ideas for a Valentine's pressie for someone who has everything? ☺️

Oh you don't have to get me anything 😉

You would be easy to sort tbf 😙"

Of course I'm a giver

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By *uacksplat.Woman
1 week ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

Dearest Auntie Wendy..

Do you know a way of quietly telling the Sparkley one to stop teasing me, when she knows she's had me on the hook for years? it's driving me mad 😫

Thanks in advance, Px

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By *eve500Man
1 week ago

Leeds

Dear Aunty Wendy...is it OK to be straight but fantasising about being played with by a guy, and playing with another guy's cock...perhaps even sucking it?

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Dearest Auntie Wendy..

Do you know a way of quietly telling the Sparkley one to stop teasing me, when she knows she's had me on the hook for years? it's driving me mad 😫

Thanks in advance, Px "

Play fire with fire and tease back, mutual flirting and teasing can be a healthy thing.

It can also bring people closer.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
1 week ago

Horley

What’s love got to do, got to do with it?

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Dear Aunty Wendy...is it OK to be straight but fantasising about being played with by a guy, and playing with another guy's cock...perhaps even sucking it?"

You identify as how you please.

Everyone has different fantasy's and desire. What one person likes or desires might not be for someone else, that dosent mean there's anything wrong with it.

Along as you're not hurting anyone in what you're doing, then don't worry about it.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"What’s love got to do, got to do with it?"

It's just a second hand emotion.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

South Yorkshire


"Dearest Auntie Wendy..

Do you know a way of quietly telling the Sparkley one to stop teasing me, when she knows she's had me on the hook for years? it's driving me mad 😫

Thanks in advance, Px "

I must add you aren't alone.

I think this Sparkly one ✨️ is the perfect tease

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

Wendi, I have faced much rejection of late. Will you tell me I’m pretty.

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Wendi, I have faced much rejection of late. Will you tell me I’m pretty. "

Ofcourse you are, if it's rejection you've had on here. Don't take it to heart. You'll not be everyone's cup of tea and others won't be yours. That's just a part of life.

Everyone is beautiful and unique in there own way.

So keep shining bright like a diamond and don't let anyone dim your light.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ornywestendboyMan
1 week ago

Newcastle

Am I a bad lad for getting high and horny in the spare room and having fun with me wearing her knickers and wanking with other guys on here when she's in bed

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
1 week ago

La La Land

Dearest Auntie Wendi,

I don't want to go to work anymore, I've given it my best shot for over 25 years and I have decided that having sex all day, every day is better for my mind, body and soul, but I have this dilemma, I will need money for food and to keep a roof over my head

My question for you Auntie Wendi is, can you find my doppelganger, send them into work for me and wire all their earnings into my bank account so I can keep having The Sex please and thank you

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By *anonfire96Man
1 week ago

Mansfield

I was going to say the same, do not blow air into the eureathra it can cause internal embolism, be careful how you play.

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By *oopy FroodMan
1 week ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Why I up so early?

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Am I a bad lad for getting high and horny in the spare room and having fun with me wearing her knickers and wanking with other guys on here when she's in bed "

Only you can judge your actions.

If it's just cam and you're not physically cheating and it's just something you do to get of it's no worse than wanking to porn.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Dearest Auntie Wendi,

I don't want to go to work anymore, I've given it my best shot for over 25 years and I have decided that having sex all day, every day is better for my mind, body and soul, but I have this dilemma, I will need money for food and to keep a roof over my head

My question for you Auntie Wendi is, can you find my doppelganger, send them into work for me and wire all their earnings into my bank account so I can keep having The Sex please and thank you "

Unfortunately as hood as having sex everyday is.

You know it's not going to pay the bills unfortunately. Unless you want to make a living from it, which isn't ad easy or glamorous as one would think.

Try and find a happy medium, work keeps a roof over your head to have somewhere to have sex.

It also let's you buy food to give you the energy you need to have sex. Try not to think of the negative points of it and look at the positives.

It gives you a roof over your head food on the table. Monet to buy nice things, makeup, clothes, heels, sexy lingerie for meets.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Why I up so early?"

The early bird catches the worm.

I know the feeling I start work Monday to Friday at 6am but has to be done.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

auntie wendi, am i to old to be a male stripper

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Auntie Wendi,

How many weeks is considered acceptable before changing my pants?

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"auntie wendi, am i to old to be a male stripper "

You're never to old to do something.

Like a good wine vintage can be better.

Love Auntie Wendi

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By *endi Liquor OP   TV/TS
1 week ago

newry


"Dear Auntie Wendi,

How many weeks is considered acceptable before changing my pants? "

More than one week is to long.

Love Auntie Wendi

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