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By *hirley OP   Man
4 days ago

somewhere

Kinda stole this from a twitter post, I have rewritten to how I think is more UK related and decided to ask where there's less crypto bros and OF chicks/porn bots etc.

So two choices to make, but you have to choose one, there's no third.

(A): Marry a 20 something "hot" virgin, works MW job, rents with friends or lives at parents

Or

(B): Marry a 40 something with a £300 grand salary and £2M in the bank and property, married before with 4 kids and who has been with many sexual partners

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By *hirley OP   Man
4 days ago

somewhere

I know it's not swinging relevant but many people on fab aren't swingers, some self admittedly.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

4 days ago

East Sussex

If I absolutely had to choose one it would be b. I doubt he'd be very happy but I would

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
4 days ago

Ends

I’m marrying that older woman and I’m living my best house husband life

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

I am 58. I wouldn't dream of marrying a 20 year old. 40 year old millionaire would be lovely thank you.

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By *an8iMan
4 days ago

Bilston

I think B for me, we're there same age plus I'm old enough to be A's dad so

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By *innamon_flameWoman
4 days ago

london

Option a - get divorced before he turns 30. Rinse and repeat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle usually

B.

I would have absolutely nothing in common with a 20 year old, and I don't want to spend my time teaching someone how to enjoy sex and learning about basics. Fuck that noise.

I'm hoping the kids are grown up and moved out for option B. But I'd stick to living in my own home separately anyway. It would just mean more crotch goblins cock blocking. But I'm used to that 💜

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
4 days ago

Ends


"Option a - get divorced before he turns 30. Rinse and repeat"

🤝

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds


"

(B): property, married before with 4 kids and who has been with many sexual partners "

We are a perfect match

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By *alcon2Man
4 days ago

North

would you rather be alone in the forest with a tiger

or

stuck on a raft with a great white shark

-sort of..

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
4 days ago

The Continental

Option C please.

I’ll keep the wife I got.

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

Neither...if it involves a wedding ring I'm outta there

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
4 days ago

Home

The person who makes me feel happy and loved

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 days ago

North West


"would you rather be alone in the forest with a tiger

or

stuck on a raft with a great white shark

-sort of.."

Or....

Stuck on a river bed with a group of Hippos

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
4 days ago

Staffordshire

The one with the best tits.

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By *viatrixWoman
4 days ago

Redhill

Ew, neither…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 days ago

Reading

Id go for the older guy as im more likely to have things in common with him.

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By *reetogoodhomeMan
4 days ago

Hereandthere


"Kinda stole this from a twitter post, I have rewritten to how I think is more UK related and decided to ask where there's less crypto bros and OF chicks/porn bots etc.

So two choices to make, but you have to choose one, there's no third.

(A): Marry a 20 something "hot" virgin, works MW job, rents with friends or lives at parents

Or

(B): Marry a 40 something with a £300 grand salary and £2M in the bank and property, married before with 4 kids and who has been with many sexual partners "

B...all day long ...no contest tbh .

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By *innamon_flameWoman
4 days ago

london


"would you rather be alone in the forest with a tiger

or

stuck on a raft with a great white shark

-sort of..

Or....

Stuck on a river bed with a group of Hippos"

Where can I sign up for hippo duty?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 days ago

Central

Open relationships with both

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By *ries_BlackMan
4 days ago

Liverpool

Option B.

It's the actual dream 😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
4 days ago

Harrogate


"Kinda stole this from a twitter post, I have rewritten to how I think is more UK related and decided to ask where there's less crypto bros and OF chicks/porn bots etc.

So two choices to make, but you have to choose one, there's no third.

(A): Marry a 20 something "hot" virgin, works MW job, rents with friends or lives at parents

Or

(B): Marry a 40 something with a £300 grand salary and £2M in the bank and property, married before with 4 kids and who has been with many sexual partners "

For anyone interested the second one is me. Well. The second half of the second one is me 😂😂

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