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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" " What if they go limp ? | |||
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"That's a whole lot of needs that need to be fulfilled " I feel the greed, the greed for need | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ?" Then my plan has hit a blimp | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ?" You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ? You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 " Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ? You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? " Did you hear about the limp bizkit that fell out of the tin. It kept rollin rollin rollin (SIMP!!!) jump in and save me | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ? You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? " isn't that when you dunk them for too long?  Px | |||
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"I need a coffee bitch and maid right now. Someone to bring me coffee while I recover from my hangover and they take care of the tidying that needs doing before people come over later. Obviously they're to fuck off before the real people arrive 💜" Yep, I could do with one of those myself right now. Hope the hangover fades soon | |||
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"Simp sounds good but I prefer someone that sarcastically comments on my posts and takes the piss. Happy to do the same in return 😊" I get those all the time already.it is the way of the fab fora | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ? You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? isn't that when you dunk them for too long? Px"And they fall off in your tea!!!! My mind can't handle that horror right now | |||
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"🫶🏾" Love you x ❤️ | |||
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"🫶🏾 Love you x ❤️ " Obviously I love you more though | |||
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"I thought they were called white knights 😂😂😂😂" They ride in to protect the fair maidens. I would say I'm looking for those that will blow smoke up my arse but with my luck I'll probably end up with "those" looking to blow smoke up my arse - niche fetish | |||
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"🫶🏾 Love you x ❤️ Obviously I love you more though" I love you more than cake and custard | |||
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat. It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬" OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one | |||
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat. It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬 OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one" https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418 Here you go. 😉😂 | |||
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat. It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬 OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418 Here you go. 😉😂" OK, maybe they said there was more to fuck with your head. I thought maybe they were real ducks as once I lost a budgie. I thought it must have flown away then the "smell" arrived. I eventually found its dried out body clinging to the back on my fridge. Fortunately you won't get that with the plastic ones. | |||
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"I need someone to come over and find the last two ducks that are hiding somewhere in the flat. It's been months now and still driving me nuts.......😬😬😬 OK, I'm going to need a back story on this one https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1640418 Here you go. 😉😂 OK, maybe they said there was more to fuck with your head. I thought maybe they were real ducks as once I lost a budgie. I thought it must have flown away then the "smell" arrived. I eventually found its dried out body clinging to the back on my fridge. Fortunately you won't get that with the plastic ones. " 😮😮 I suppose at least it wasn't IN the fridge. 🤷♂️ *several plastic ducks were in mine. 🤦♂️🤦♂️😂😂 | |||
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"I don't think there are enough men on fab to fulfil my needs "My condolences to your inbox.....🙏🙏🪦🪦😂😂 | |||
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"I don't think there are enough men on fab to fulfil my needs
My condolences to your inbox.....🙏🙏🪦🪦😂😂"My inbox is guarded better than the crown jewels | |||
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"I don't think there are enough men on fab to fulfil my needs "Saucy! | |||
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"Simp-ly JW reporting for duty. Ready to feed you minstrels, stroke your hair, n stuff." I do like a bit of the hair stroking x | |||
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"I need a simp. Option to upgrade to "gimp" What if they go limp ? You cast them aside into the limp basket and welcome the next simp/gimp to step forward 😁 Never mind the limp basket, what about the limp bizkit? Did you hear about the limp bizkit that fell out of the tin. It kept rollin rollin rollin (SIMP!!!) jump in and save me" 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 very good | |||
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