FabSwingers.com forum: If you had a massive shlong

By *arry bethelABC OP Man
4 days ago

Aberdeen

What would you do with it?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 days ago

Leeds

Windmill

Mrs

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By *upersonic SamMan
4 days ago

wigan

Bonk people over the head with it

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By *oeBeansMan
4 days ago

Derby

What do you mean "if"? 😎

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By *ell GwynnWoman
4 days ago

North Yorkshire

I'd wear really tight trousers, like Tom Jones in the 70's, and strut around town looking like this

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle usually

Put it in everything.

Though while d*unken rambling last night I realised I'm far more excited about finding out what it feels like when bollocks get in a hot bath or when they do that lava lamp thing after they cum.

And I wanna know what they feel like swinging during. I have no suitable points of reference to try and imagine it 💜

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 days ago

Brum

Definitely helicopter

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By *ikesEmBigMan
4 days ago

Herts

"What would you do with it?"

If??? Ffs. People are never happy

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By *exxyyDy11Man
4 days ago

North West

"Definitely helicopter "

Where you flying too?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

Carry it in a wheelbarrow

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By *rgoodnbadMan
4 days ago

greenock

It's not what I would do with it, it's the reciever.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk

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By *nya NeesWoman
4 days ago

Brum

"Definitely helicopter

Where you flying too?"

That's a good question 😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"Definitely helicopter

Where you flying too?

That's a good question 😂"

ShLong Island ?

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By *viatrixWoman
4 days ago

Redhill

Stick it everywhere

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By *erry bull1Man
4 days ago

doncaster

I’d become a human tripod

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By *iss.BellaWoman
4 days ago

Wales

Probably have a wank then send some FAF messages to the women on my hotlist featuring monster cock.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
4 days ago

Staffordshire

"I'd wear really tight trousers, like Tom Jones in the 70's, and strut around town looking like this

I feel seen.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
4 days ago

Chichester

I’d beat annoying anti wokers into a sleepy coma with it for the lolz on tik tok I guess

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
4 days ago

chester

Don't no but feel like I've won the lottery

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By *nesCouple
4 days ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Crochet a hat for it

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
4 days ago

Wolvo

I would tuck it, tape it and put on some classy knickers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 days ago

Reading

Put up pics and meet now on fab guys.

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

Set a new world record for the three legged 100m.

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By *an8iMan
4 days ago

Bilston

Afew years ago I had a female friend who wanted to know what it would be like to have a cock, so she straddled me and pretend my cock was hers and started to wank me off pretending it was hers.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
4 days ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

wank.

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk "

About time those pantos were updated!

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
4 days ago

Notts

What do you mean “if”?

Not sure what I’d do, but I can tell you that my wardrobe would consist of cycling shorts and not much else.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk

About time those pantos were updated! "

Aladdin rubbing his "lamp"

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By *rSmedleyMan
4 days ago

Telford

Finally take up golf lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"I can tell you that my wardrobe would consist of cycling shorts and not much else."

Wouldn't the tip of your shlong get cold sticking out the bottom of your cycling shorts ?

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By *ertcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Hatfield

I have... my hubby!!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"I have... my hubby!!!"

Do you call him Shlong John Silver ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 days ago

Essex

I’d just post loads of threads telling everyone about it.

It would become my entire personality and eat up every waking thought.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
4 days ago

Norwich

Have it reduced.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

It would become my entire personality and eat up every waking thought.

When you got a hard on would it suck all the blood from your brain ?

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk

About time those pantos were updated!

Aladdin rubbing his "lamp""

I mean 'Dick' Whittington already

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

I mean 'Dick' Whittington already

And his pussy !

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
4 days ago

Essex

It would become my entire personality and eat up every waking thought.

When you got a hard on would it suck all the blood from your brain ?"

Brain? What brain?

I have a massive schlong. I don’t need anything else 🤣🤣

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By *ertcoupleCouple
4 days ago

Hatfield

"I have... my hubby!!!

Do you call him Shlong John Silver ?"

Oh I call him alot of things!!! But he's mine and I love him lol x

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By *ackformore100Man
4 days ago

Tin town

"What would you do with it?"

Id buy it a nice coat

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

"I have... my hubby!!!

Do you call him Shlong John Silver ?"

They live on Pleaure Island

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

About time those pantos were updated! "

Hansel sticking his "finger" through the cage so the witch can feel how big it is

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
4 days ago

Ends

Stick it in some of my lovers

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"Stick it in some of my lovers "

Like a kebab skewer ?

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By *ntraditional_GentMan
4 days ago

Notts

I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl.

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

"Stick it in some of my lovers

Like a kebab skewer ?"

I hope one of them is called Donna 🤞

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl."

Or a Cumberland ring

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl."

They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing.

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By *arry bethelABC OP Man
4 days ago

Aberdeen

Ive enjoyed the scroll thanks guys

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
4 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Give myself even more self tit wanks

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By *vaRose43Woman
4 days ago

Forest of Dean

Dress it up in a cowboy hat

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
4 days ago

furnace

What do you mean if

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By *ixedlollipopCouple
4 days ago

london

Give a good mouth what it needs

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By *rust a TradieMan
4 days ago

staffs

Surely it’s all about the girth!!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
4 days ago

Ends

"Stick it in some of my lovers

Like a kebab skewer ?"
No

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
4 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Keep quiet about it. 🤷‍♂️

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
4 days ago

Ends

"Keep quiet about it. 🤷‍♂️"
😂😂😂😂😂

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
4 days ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

I'd knight someone.

Right shoulder - left shoulder - and hand it to them

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By *viatrixWoman
4 days ago

Redhill

I’d keep making heavy spunking videos

My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius

Would it petrify everyone in its wake ?

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
4 days ago

london

Put some googly eyes and a hat on it

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By *viatrixWoman
4 days ago

Redhill

My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius

Would it petrify everyone in its wake ?"

Possibly, with a face like this: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

(i’m going to hell)

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl.

They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing.

Lance=needle

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By *allySlinkyWoman
4 days ago

Leeds

Lance=needle"
= prick

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By *aucy bootsMan
4 days ago

kells

Not here yikes

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By *oldyoudown41Man
4 days ago

caledonian

"What would you do with it?"

Tuck it in my sock

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

Be Britain's 2025 entry in A Schlong For Europe 🇬🇧

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
4 days ago

North West

Use it like a pugel stick on Gladiators and whack people about the head with it.

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By *ympho6969Woman
4 days ago

glasgow

Apparently the right answer is to chat with someone all day, set up a social then delete your profile mid convo.

I'm guessing another one of those fake accounts, or stealing other people's photos

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By *oopy FroodMan
4 days ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Sell it on the black market to the highest bidder

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By *he ShivsCouple
4 days ago

Fife

I’d make boing vids and stick it in some stuff.

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By *usie pTV/TS
4 days ago

taunton

Lie back and let woman take their pleasure lol

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

Lance=needle= prick"

To quote Cheryl Crow 'Lance Armstrong is a lying toad'

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By *orny PTMan
4 days ago

Peterborough

I would have to buy a bigger Xmas mankini

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
4 days ago

little house on the praire

I'd put googly eyes and a mouth on it and shove it up my arse

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