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By *usman 199 OP   Man
7 days ago

Stockport

Happy Saturdays everyone.

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By *rHotNottsMan
7 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent.

Apply Daze

Mucker

Knobber

Ay up

Me Duck

Folk

Nowt

Owt

Summat

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex

' I need to speak my truth'

You don't. You need to speak *the* truth or your opinion or experience. There isn't a special version of the truth that applies to each individual

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By *viatrixWoman
7 days ago

Redhill

“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 days ago

Dunfermline

The words 'per se'. I fucking hate that being shoved in my face by a colleague

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By *ltraVixenWoman
7 days ago

South Essex

Yes!

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By *osseffMan
7 days ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!

Management b/s...."moving forward, putting it on the back burner" or anything pretentious spoken to you by people who are less Intelligent than yourself but they try to make you look/feel stupid because they have zero people/management skills but are desperate to feel power...anyway, long week 🤣

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By *ellhungvweMan
7 days ago

Cheltenham


"The words 'per se'. I fucking hate that being shoved in my face by a colleague "

I think it is a great phrase, per se.

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
7 days ago

longeaton,ng10

Bless,I bloody hate it.

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield

'Lived experience'

As opposed to dead experience ?

'Wild camping/swimming'

As opposed to just camping and swimming ?

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By *orksRockerMan
7 days ago

Bradford

"ya know what a mean?"

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales

"The sex"

Boobtastic

Love stick

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Bless,I bloody hate it. "

Aww bless

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"

'Wild camping/swimming'

As opposed to just camping and swimming ?

"

Apologies for being pedantic but there is a difference. Wild camping has no tent or toilet/shower block. Wild swimming is not in a pool.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"

And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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By *andadbodMan
7 days ago

Liverpool

each to their own

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢"

Holibobs with hubby

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
7 days ago

Stourbridge

Reach out

Nom nom

Many more I can’t recall at the moment

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
7 days ago

North West

Nom.

🤢

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex

' making memories'.

Just concentrate on enjoying your holiday in the present, the memories will come naturally.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds

Eat pussy

Shoot my load

Heavy cummer

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"Nom.

🤢"

I really dislike that one.

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By *ony MannMan
7 days ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

Have a nice day, it's so false and American.

Like that you for your service

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"

'Wild camping/swimming'

As opposed to just camping and swimming ?

Apologies for being pedantic but there is a difference. Wild camping has no tent or toilet/shower block. Wild swimming is not in a pool. "

Fair point Sally but we don't say 'Pool Swimming' or 'Campsite Camping' ?

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By *anonfire96Man
7 days ago

Mansfield

Many a cold night in just a sleeping bag under a tarp hanging from a couple of trees in a hammock.

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By *exual_Healing25Woman
7 days ago

Somewhere only we know

"We will not tolerate any abuse towards our staff". Or the likes.

Which should be followed by, "But our staff can treat you like complete shit and fuck all will happen to them".

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds

I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Holibobs with hubby "

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care""

Oh God I often say that 🤣

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care""

😬😬

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"

Oh God I often say that 🤣 "

Me too 😬😬😬🤣

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat pussy

Shoot my load

Heavy cummer"

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"

Fair point Sally but we don't say 'Pool Swimming' or 'Campsite Camping' ?"

Fair point Leo !

P.S. driving or off-road driving ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬"

Just Eat ?

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By *ynamicnatureMan
7 days ago

Doncaster

I've heard someone say bockle instead of bottle,🤯

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care""

Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word.

I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?"

I mean I hate the word pussy

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"I've heard someone say bockle instead of bottle,🤯"

ickle instead of little

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By *alm_one4Man
7 days ago

RM16

Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"

Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word.

I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. "

Noted 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?"

Deliverfoo?

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?

Deliverfoo?"

I bet they aren't in my area

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"

I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter. "

Is he swooping down to try and grab your Utterly Butterly ?

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By *ife NinjaMan
7 days ago

Dunfermline


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?

Deliverfoo?

I bet they aren't in my area "

Certainly not in mine. It's like the Sahara here

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?

Deliverfoo?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"

Doubly irritated here when it's prefaced by 'you' with heavy emphasis on the word.

I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter.

Noted 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️"

🐍🌳🌴🎋

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales

Load.. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?

Deliverfoo?

I bet they aren't in my area "

🤣 🤣

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat pussy

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Just Eat ?

Deliverfoo?

I bet they aren't in my area

Certainly not in mine. It's like the Sahara here "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"

I'm about to walk home with one small shopping bag. Not trek across a snake infested jungle with Bear Grylls hanging from a helicopter.

Is he swooping down to try and grab your Utterly Butterly ?"

No because I am 'taking care' 🥳

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By *rincipessaWoman
7 days ago

your wildest dreams,

Great capture. - what, you mean you like my pic?

That irritates me way more than I know it should

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales

"You look like you were made for BBC"

What the fuck does that mean?!?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


""You look like you were made for BBC"

What the fuck does that mean?!?! "

That you have a gaping pussy ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


""You look like you were made for BBC"

What the fuck does that mean?!?! "

That you'd make a good news reader maybe? 🤣

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


""You look like you were made for BBC"

What the fuck does that mean?!?!

That you have a gaping pussy ?"

Exactly!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
7 days ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

How's youse? 😡

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


""You look like you were made for BBC"

What the fuck does that mean?!?!

That you'd make a good news reader maybe? 🤣"

I'll go with that

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
7 days ago

M20

“Mate” from strangers.

I’ve lived in Stoke where everyone is “duck” and now live in Manchester where anyone can be “love” neither of these bother me a bit.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"How's youse? 😡"

🤮🤮🤮

The locals say that often

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"“Mate” from strangers.

I’ve lived in Stoke where everyone is “duck” and now live in Manchester where anyone can be “love” neither of these bother me a bit."

'Duck' is lovely

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


"

'Duck' is lovely "

With plum sauce ?

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales

"Hun"

Unless used for comedic value

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales

Cockwomble 🤮😬

I could be here all day honestly

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds


""Hun"

Unless used for comedic value "

Worst is when it is used in a first message

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By *oeBeansMan
7 days ago

Derby


"Cockwomble 🤮😬

I could be here all day honestly "

Oh I hate it when people try to get too cute with the insults. "He's such a twat-waffle". Get in the fucking bin 🙄

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By *allySlinkyWoman
7 days ago

Leeds

"Give your head a wobble"

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By *oeBeansMan
7 days ago

Derby

Lives rent free in your head

Usually used by morons who are just on the wind up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex

Vagina used to describe women's external genitalia. Even worse 'do you shave your vagina?'

Dear god no I don't

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By *he Lollipop ManMan
7 days ago

Truro


"' I need to speak my truth'

You don't. You need to speak *the* truth or your opinion or experience. There isn't a special version of the truth that applies to each individual"

Hear, Hear!!

Dangerous nonsense.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


""Hun"

Unless used for comedic value

Worst is when it is used in a first message "

Hey hun 😘

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Cockwomble 🤮😬

I could be here all day honestly

Oh I hate it when people try to get too cute with the insults. "He's such a twat-waffle". Get in the fucking bin 🙄"

Anyone that says twat waffle deserves a kick in the teeth

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex

' can I get?'

😱.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends

Your mum

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
7 days ago

Galway, Clare

Long story short.

Living my best life.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
7 days ago

M20


"“Mate” from strangers.

I’ve lived in Stoke where everyone is “duck” and now live in Manchester where anyone can be “love” neither of these bother me a bit.

'Duck' is lovely "

I’m not native to Stoke so can say with some confidence, most people in Stoke are lovely. Authentic people.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"' can I get?'

😱. "

😬😬😬😬 I heard this for 14 years. No you can't, now fuck off

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By *mberValleyManMan
7 days ago

Derby/Notts


"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent.

Apply Daze

Mucker

Knobber

Ay up

Me Duck

Folk

Nowt

Owt

Summat"

That’s pretty much my vocabulary!!😂

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends

Middle class white women saying charge it to the game

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
7 days ago

M20


"Vagina used to describe women's external genitalia. Even worse 'do you shave your vagina?'

Dear god no I don't "

Much better than vaj

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By *oeBeansMan
7 days ago

Derby


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game"

Middle class women of a certain age?

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
7 days ago

M20

Foo foo

😂

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By *allguynowMan
7 days ago

durham

Oh my days and just touching base!!

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By *ames_Joyce6969Man
7 days ago

Cherry Burton

Let’s take this offline

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 days ago

Paradise, Herts

Eat out / lick out 🤢

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By *ora the explorerWoman
7 days ago

Paradise, Herts

Titties

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By *hirleyMan
7 days ago

somewhere


"Lives rent free in your head

Usually used by morons who are just on the wind up."

Keyboard warrior is the term that comes into my head when I see that phrase. Reason: I've never heard anyone say it in person

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat out / lick out 🤢"

🤮🤮🤮

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
7 days ago

Southampton


"Eat pussy

Shoot my load

Heavy cummer

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬"

Clunge definitely needs to get in the bin

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"Eat pussy

Shoot my load

Heavy cummer

Just pussy, anything but pussy 😬😬😬

Clunge definitely needs to get in the bin"

Agreed 🤮🤮🤮

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By *m1970Man
7 days ago

Glasgow


"' making memories'.

Just concentrate on enjoying your holiday in the present, the memories will come naturally. "

This. Especially when used as an excuse to take a hundred selfies

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By *an8iMan
7 days ago

Bilston

Vibes, far to overused

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By *r shyguy.Man
7 days ago

Down by the river.

The phrase, "OH MY GOD" from so called celebrities. Or any one else.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
7 days ago

louth

As previously mentioned “ Holibobs”

“Can I get?” - no there is a person whose job that is!

“ lives rent free in my head” - how do you collect rent on the things that do and what do you charge?

Being called “Buddy” makes me cringe

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"As previously mentioned “ Holibobs”

“Can I get?” - no there is a person whose job that is!

“ lives rent free in my head” - how do you collect rent on the things that do and what do you charge?

Being called “Buddy” makes me cringe"

You OK, Buddy?

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By *m1970Man
7 days ago

Glasgow

When the boss emails saying “Hi all, can we have a big push and get this done by close of play”. Considering we means us and it’s definitely not a game this really gets my goat.

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By *hirleyMan
7 days ago

somewhere

Not a phrase, but the gen z roadman speak is an assault on the brain.

However this is not nearly matched by people who utilise cleaver words in sentences to try and make them sound smarter or one up over whoever they're talking with.

The only thing that possibly sparks reaction from me though is when people say common phrases incorrectly; a wealth of riches instead of embarrassment of riches, two pence instead of two penneth etc.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game

Middle class women of a certain age?"

I prefer really not to speak

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game"

I'm not middle class.

Amirite?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

7 days ago

East Sussex


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game

Middle class women of a certain age?"

Yep, specifically 68 I reckon

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield

'Bruv' - if we were related I'd change my DNA

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By *ellinever70Woman
7 days ago

Ayrshire

Jog on

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game

I'm not middle class.

Amirite?"

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"Middle class white women saying charge it to the game

Middle class women of a certain age?

Yep, specifically 68 I reckon "

That’s so specific!!

I was thinking younger actually

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By *wosmilersCouple
7 days ago

Heathrowish

Absolutely hate anyone who uses any variation of the phrase "reach out" as in "Thanks for reaching out".

It sounds like something that goes hand in hand with a sexual predator.

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By *eavilMan
7 days ago

Stalybridge

My lover - especially in the wurzle bristolian accent.

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"My lover - especially in the wurzle bristolian accent."

Ah I think everything sounds great in that accent!

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By *avexxMan
7 days ago

cheshire

dude

boss

daddy

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
7 days ago

Ends


"dude

boss

daddy"

Boss and boss man are my favourites

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By *eoBloomsMan
7 days ago

Springfield


"dude

boss

daddy"

Boss is pure passive aggressive! 🤣

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By *iss.BellaWoman
7 days ago

Wales


"dude

boss

daddy"

How could I forget daddy?!

🤮🤮🤮

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By *lamdaddyMan
7 days ago

London


"dude

boss

daddy

How could I forget daddy?!

🤮🤮🤮"

And clams...

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By *he Lollipop ManMan
6 days ago

Truro


"' can I get?'

😱. "

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

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By *nya NeesWoman
6 days ago

Brum

Touching base ...god I hate that phrase

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 days ago

Leeds

I'll have to take a rain check

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By *0ng0 furyMan
6 days ago

Birkenhead

maga

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By *ickshawedCouple
6 days ago

Wolverhampton

Brexit. The first time I heard the word I hated it. An unpleasant word for a ridiculous concept. And now it's never going away

Do your own research. Sounds so horribly smug. Like you're totally thick but I know everything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

The Town by The Cross

We're fostering a dynamic, member-driven ecosystem that synergizes open-ended connectivity with seamless partner realignment for maximized mutual satisfaction.

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By *a LunaWoman
6 days ago

South Wales


"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent.

Apply Daze

Mucker

Knobber

Ay up

Me Duck

Folk

Nowt

Owt

Summat"

I say some of that. And I’m in the South (of Wales)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester


"When the boss emails saying “Hi all, can we have a big push and get this done by close of play”. Considering we means us and it’s definitely not a game this really gets my goat. "

The boss is the boss ultimately though

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
6 days ago

Southampton


"' can I get?'

😱.

😬😬😬😬 I heard this for 14 years. No you can't, now fuck off "

Oh God, that one is the worst. Rude, entitled and hideously American. Hate it.

Mike.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
6 days ago

Bedford


"We're fostering a dynamic, member-driven ecosystem that synergizes open-ended connectivity with seamless partner realignment for maximized mutual satisfaction."

Spot on Granny, it's Milliband in full flight.

At the moment Resilience, sustainability and economise get on my tits, put them all in an interview and my blood boils.

Something is gonna hit the tv.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

6 days ago

East Sussex

'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'.

Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris?

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie "

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase.

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 days ago

Springfield

Microaggression - if it's that small get the fuck over it !

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By *ack1971Man
6 days ago

Cork

"If you know, you know"

Done. To. Fucking. Death.

Grinds my gears. Yes, I see the irony. I hate that one too.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 days ago

BRIDPORT


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase."

I hear it a lot, especially teens, in the fast food places.

Can I get a burger, can I get chips, etc etc.

If I was serving the answer would be , no, you can’t.

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase.

I hear it a lot, especially teens, in the fast food places.

Can I get a burger, can I get chips, etc etc.

If I was serving the answer would be , no, you can’t.

"

Thank you, Huggy.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 days ago

BRIDPORT


"Have you got like an A4 pad? I could be here all day….. go a couple of miles north of here and they’re speaking a fucking completely different language, it’s like chav-Scottish without the accent.

Apply Daze

Mucker

Knobber

Ay up

Me Duck

Folk

Nowt

Owt

Summat

I say some of that. And I’m in the South (of Wales)"

That’s no surprise, I thought we had already established that you talk jibberish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

The Town by The Cross


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase."

My eldest have been using it for nigh on 30 plus years.

I didn't like it then and I don't like it now but I just have to suck it up as it seeped into our language from across the pond.

English - May I have / American can I get ..... ( I'm sure they can but as it's my shop if you ask I will fetch it for you so you can fucking HAVE it )

Maybe we should join forces and say ..... Will you please fetch for me .....

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase.

My eldest have been using it for nigh on 30 plus years.

I didn't like it then and I don't like it now but I just have to suck it up as it seeped into our language from across the pond.

English - May I have / American can I get ..... ( I'm sure they can but as it's my shop if you ask I will fetch it for you so you can fucking HAVE it )

Maybe we should join forces and say ..... Will you please fetch for me ..... "

Can't say I've ever noticed it but my reaction after it's been explained is...meh 🤷🏾‍♂️

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 days ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'I'm not being racist, but'

as this is inevitably followed by them being racist gits.

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By *nebworthMan
6 days ago

Knebworth


"' I need to speak my truth'

You don't. You need to speak *the* truth or your opinion or experience. There isn't a special version of the truth that applies to each individual"

Unless one is referring to the Royal Family or Boris Johnson.

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By *host63Man
6 days ago

Bedfont Feltham

I'm was trying to find myself.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 days ago

BRIDPORT


"'I'm not being racist, but'

as this is inevitably followed by them being racist gits. "

It’s like when someone says, “I’m not being funny, but”, and then proceeds to get arsey about something.

I don’t feel the need to preface my comments, I just make them and people can take them as they feel🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 days ago

Leeds

"body count" referring to people you have had sex with

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

The Town by The Cross


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase.

My eldest have been using it for nigh on 30 plus years.

I didn't like it then and I don't like it now but I just have to suck it up as it seeped into our language from across the pond.

English - May I have / American can I get ..... ( I'm sure they can but as it's my shop if you ask I will fetch it for you so you can fucking HAVE it )

Maybe we should join forces and say ..... Will you please fetch for me .....

Can't say I've ever noticed it but my reaction after it's been explained is...meh 🤷🏾‍♂️"

Meh ! That's another one

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"Microaggression - if it's that small get the fuck over it !"

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
6 days ago

Ends


"'I'm not being racist, but'

as this is inevitably followed by them being racist gits. "

🗣️🗣️

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 days ago

Leeds

#bekind because usually the ones spouting it are anything but!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 days ago

The Town by The Cross

Drop your mics, stop fretting and just award me the whole fucking internet ....

Slay! Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - That's the phrase that needs to go .....

Oh .... and drop the mic ..... it needs to go

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 days ago

Leeds

Thread closed

You win the Internet

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By *rust a TradieMan
6 days ago

staffs

“Swings and roundabouts “

“ it’s in the pipeline “

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By *allipygousMan
6 days ago

Leicester


"' can I get?'

😱.

Well said!

Unless we all live in a Hollywood teen movie

Can someone explain this to me, or show me context, because I'm not understanding the hate for this phrase.

My eldest have been using it for nigh on 30 plus years.

I didn't like it then and I don't like it now but I just have to suck it up as it seeped into our language from across the pond.

English - May I have / American can I get ..... ( I'm sure they can but as it's my shop if you ask I will fetch it for you so you can fucking HAVE it )

Maybe we should join forces and say ..... Will you please fetch for me .....

Can't say I've ever noticed it but my reaction after it's been explained is...meh 🤷🏾‍♂️

Meh ! That's another one"

😂

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By *hirleyMan
6 days ago

somewhere


"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'.

Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris?"

Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves?

This is the problem with the world, full of uncalled-for negativity, just like this forum post

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By *ohn 66Man
6 days ago

South Birmingham

"Obviously..." when used for something which is clearly not obvious. Often used to imply that nobody should dare challenge their stupid statement

When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss

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By *hirleyMan
6 days ago

somewhere


"#bekind because usually the ones spouting it are anything but! "

I think everyone is a hypocrite about something to a certain degree. But I 💯 agree, those virtue signalling bs signs do nothing but enable narcissistic behaviour 😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
6 days ago

Leeds


"

When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss "

Literally boils your piss ?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
6 days ago

Ilfracombe

Lush

That's lush

He is lush

LUSH

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

6 days ago

East Sussex


"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'.

Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris?

Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves?

This is the problem with the world, full of uncalled-for negativity, just like this forum post "

You're right. Maybe Aldi shelf stickers don't feel as if they're working .

Sorry Doris

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

6 days ago

East Sussex

Stackers, dammit.

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By *riumph bonnevilleMan
6 days ago

canterbury

"ive been on a journey" god that really makes me cringe ...

"im not being funny but"...yes you are

when you see a complete ...and i mean complete family sit at the dinner table in a hotel and they are all on their mobiles..

" i work with computers and help overcome peoples finances"..later when d*unk last week she worked in tescos on the self service checkout tills ...

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By *urvvyGirlWoman
6 days ago

Bridgwater

Think outside the box - usually quoted by the most narrow minded insular bosses who can’t think for themselves!

Let it go - a phase spoken by the idiot - who has caused the chaos that’s stressed everyone out!

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By *alcon2Man
6 days ago

North

our kid

by the by

born in a barn

courting (meaning dating)

...

-Ive been up north too long.

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By *rpeggioCouple
6 days ago

Baughurst


"The words 'per se'. I fucking hate that being shoved in my face by a colleague "

__

LOL. Try every time they say it to interrupt abruptly with "do you mean 'in itself'?" I promise it'll be so satisfying

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Lush

That's lush

He is lush

LUSH "

Woah, woah, woah!!!!!

That's the Welsh language you're attacking there! 😜

🤣🤣

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By *nebworthMan
6 days ago

Knebworth

Train Station

Suspicious package

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By *hirleyMan
6 days ago

somewhere


"

When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss

Literally boils your piss ?"

Bit passive aggressive that, but an absolute mic drop mind 😅

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By *hirleyMan
6 days ago

somewhere


"'do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life'.

Yeah but who's going to stack the shelves in Aldi while you're running an artisan bakery in a small country town Doris?

Don't be so outrageous, gosh didn't you know they stack themselves?

This is the problem with the world, full of uncalled-for negativity, just like this forum post

You're right. Maybe Aldi shelf stickers don't feel as if they're working .

Sorry Doris

"

Exactly, that's the spirit, no need to focus on reality now even when the house is burning down

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By *allnHandsome12Man
6 days ago

Teesside

‘It is what it is’

‘Cheeky’ when in the context of ‘just booked a cheeky holiday’. It’s just a holiday!

Such a nothing phrase! There’s a whole load of corporate speak I hate too.

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By *ACOLCouple
6 days ago

limerick

MAGA

Lina.

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
6 days ago

Medway


"'Lived experience'

As opposed to dead experience ?

'Wild camping/swimming'

As opposed to just camping and swimming ?

"

Lived experience for example you work for a charity that helps homeless people, they might require someone who has that lived experience. Not something that everyone has had. Just saying, I think it's a helpful one.

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By *ohn 66Man
6 days ago

South Birmingham


"

When people use words without thinking about what the word actually means, it literally boils my piss

Literally boils your piss ?

Bit passive aggressive that, but an absolute mic drop mind 😅"

I was (literally, but NOT obviously) joking

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 days ago

Springfield

'Spat my coffee out'

Usually said about something spectacularly unfunny, and also who walks around with a mouthful of coffee? Just swallow ffs.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
6 days ago

Paradise, Herts


"'Spat my coffee out'

Usually said about something spectacularly unfunny, and also who walks around with a mouthful of coffee? Just swallow ffs."

Haha this annoys me too 🤣. And any reference to popcorn or bloody cake

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By *a LunaWoman
6 days ago

South Wales


"Just swallow ffs."

I bet you say that to all the ladies, you rogue!

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By *allnHandsome12Man
6 days ago

Teesside

‘Absolutely floored me’ quite often they use ‘flawed’ instead though..

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By *eavenNhellCouple
6 days ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"at the end of the day"

Yeah it's tomorrow get to the point

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 days ago

Springfield


"Just swallow ffs.

I bet you say that to all the ladies, you rogue! "

🤣

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"‘It is what it is’

‘Cheeky’ when in the context of ‘just booked a cheeky holiday’. It’s just a holiday!

Such a nothing phrase! There’s a whole load of corporate speak I hate too. "

I'm on board with, "it is what it is".

There is occasionally the odd instance where the mindset can be applied, but unfortunately it is often used by those who's actions or inactions have led to the undesirable outcome that prompts them to use the statement in the forst place!... "NO Karen, it isn't what it is; it's what you let it be"!

...I'm also not a big fan of 'I'm on board', so, sorry about that one!

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By *olinOfBathMan
6 days ago

Corsham

"I was like, 'Go away,' and she was like..."

No, you weren't. You did not resemble, 'Go away,' you said it.

.....

It is what it is.

.....

Beginning a reply with meaningless extra words:

How are you?

"So, I'm fine."

"Yeah, I'm fine."

"I mean, I'm fine."

"Like, I'm fine."

.....

Innit.

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By *aralluWoman
6 days ago

...

‘I’ve/they’ve been spiked’ for people who can’t handle their booze. Regular weekend phrase for me.

Of course it has nothing to do with the bottle of wine, 6 Jaegerbombs, 5 double vodkas and 17 tequila shots you’ve consumed on an empty stomach now would it…..?

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By *uri00620Woman
6 days ago

Croydon


"“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Holibobs with hubby "

Holidays with hubby, the littles and doggo.

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By *r TriomanMan
6 days ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Bants (banter) - so often used to excuse bullying and chastisement.

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By *evenishMan
6 days ago

Coningsby


"I get irritated when people tell me to "take care"

Oh God I often say that 🤣 "

Ugh, me too! Don't know how I picked it up.

Among others, I hate "absolutely!" when presumably "yes" will suffice or similar....everything is absolutely! The other (I'm on a roll now) is beginning every frigging sentence with "So....".

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By *uri00620Woman
6 days ago

Croydon


"“Going on my holibobs”

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

And this 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Holibobs with hubby

Holidays with hubby, the littles and doggo."

Added to this the people I know who say 'doggo' also do dog voices referring to themselves as 'hooomans'

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By *eoBloomsMan
6 days ago

Springfield

Woke

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