FabSwingers.com forum: Is this funny or offensive?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi, my name is 'Martin'. My number is 077IMaDICKHEAD

In my early 30s and I guess my sex life never really took off.. my long lonely trekks for sex across the web have led me to Fab. It seems great so far but for some strange reason all the sluts on here don't mail me back.. not even when I send 4 winks after the first two messages?! Not even after all my awesome cock photos I send.. and that's what sluts want anyway! I just know I have the biggest cock on here so it's the women that are losing out. Just like my first wife after she left me over all my gambling debts.. she was such a selfish lover she wouldn't even give it to me! But that's her loss, my skills are many and varied.. I'll make you so wet you'll slip off your fucking seat!

Anyway I'm the man for all you ladies. Fuck everyone else. They can't give you the loving like I can.

Had one meet so far and she was shit, she didn't even cum after 5 mins when I did. WTF?!

Oh and to all you married men.. line

them up I'll knock em down.. won't be long before they leave you for me

Say hello and let me know how much you all want me.. as you clearly do.. as I am clearly irresistable.

Really looking forward to spunking on all you guy so buy for now!

'Martin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And in all fairness which of the two do you think its supposed to be? Funny or offensive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

http://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I am guessing the real question is why was my last post taken down.

Come into out mailbox and I can tell you.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's neither funny or offensive..... it's just shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its still there

And I hope it isn't a genuine email

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not sure it is real mail, just him taking the mick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure it is real mail, just him taking the mick

Doh! I like being teachers pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a clever look at me post?

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I am not sure it is real mail, just him taking the mick

Doh! I like being teachers pet

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bring me an apple to tomorrow's registration and I might make you milk monitor.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Neither really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not sure it is real mail, just him taking the mick

Doh! I like being teachers pet

bring me an apple to tomorrow's registration and I might make you milk monitor. "

You already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again!!

Ooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

http://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

This is not private mail.. its merely a joke. The words 'high horse' 'climb' and 'down' come to mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Private mail should stay private

Please don't post private mail to the forums no matter how idiotic/funny it may be. It is strictly against site rules.

http://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

This is not private mail.. its merely a joke. The words 'high horse' 'climb' and 'down' come to mind..

Oh yes I love horses

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok calm down, they made a mistake thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure i seen this posted on here in the last two days? Could be wrong

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Not offensive - an attempt at humour - heavy handed and not too funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure i seen this posted on here in the last two days? Could be wrong"

Yes and I got a two day forum ban over it.. it appears Fab does not welcome self examining yet relevant humourous input.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure i seen this posted on here in the last two days? Could be wrong

Yes and I got a two day forum ban over it.. it appears Fab does not welcome self examining yet relevant humourous input.

So why post it again? Surly you dont want to be band again. If you do just dont come on the forums

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Im sure i seen this posted on here in the last two days? Could be wrong"

Some jokes are such classics....they need to be repeated to ensure that everyone gets to enjoy them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Im sure i seen this posted on here in the last two days? Could be wrong

Yes and I got a two day forum ban over it.. it appears Fab does not welcome self examining yet relevant humourous input.

Self examining? You mean your OP is actually you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not offensive - an attempt at humour - heavy handed and not too funny."

Are you seeing in this what you see in yourself? Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't you post this on two different forums at the weekend...??? It's still shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long till this thread is closed and op is band?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Didn't you post this on two different forums at the weekend...??? It's still shit"

It may well be shit....but it's classic shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da fuq?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't you post this on two different forums at the weekend...??? It's still shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to your question, it is neither

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It is neither offensively funny or funnily offensive.

I'm not sure I even understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not funny, but as long as it is not aimed at anyone in particular it's not offensive either.

It appears to be a a backhanded attack on the Mods, who volunteer and do a pretty good job. So from that perspective I think I will choose to be offended.

(Not a mod. and have received a few time out's myself so no angel of the rule book)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is neither offensively funny or funnily offensive.

I'm not sure I even understand it."

It was originally posted under the heading "Generic single male intro" in the Introductions area of the Forum. Some dickhead (single male I'm sure^^^^^^^) reported me over it resurlting in a ban. Some losers just cant take a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP just in case no one has told you, the first rule of ban club is you don't talk about ban club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not funny, but as long as it is not aimed at anyone in particular it's not offensive either.

It appears to be a a backhanded attack on the Mods, who volunteer and do a pretty good job. So from that perspective I think I will choose to be offended.

(Not a mod. and have received a few time out's myself so no angel of the rule book)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ok I give in

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