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By *obilebottom OP   Man
27 weeks ago

All over

Get something for the poster above

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Another slice of cake 🍰

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By *exyScientistsCouple
27 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Another slice of cake 🍰"

A pair of knickers 🤣😊😘

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By *reative-mindMan
27 weeks ago

exeter


"Another slice of cake 🍰"

Ice cream down by the harbour

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By *moothdickMan
27 weeks ago

stoke

Some batteries for her vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Some batteries for her vibe "

A towel

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A rubber duck for the bath.

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By *eoBloomsMan
27 weeks ago

Springfield

Second hand book of poetry

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By *appyChap91Man
27 weeks ago

Hull


"Second hand book of poetry "

a whiskey, or beer if not into whiskey

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
27 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Second hand book of poetry

a whiskey, or beer if not into whiskey "

A whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

A profile picture.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
27 weeks ago

Altrincham


"A profile picture. "

A large wine n 2 straws

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By *eroLondonMan
27 weeks ago

Soho

Caffé Nero™ coffee gift card. 💳

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Matching socks 🧦 x

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By *emonochromeMan
27 weeks ago

Watford


"Matching socks 🧦 x "

Wooly nipple tassels

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By *ympho6969Woman
27 weeks ago

glasgow


"Matching socks 🧦 x "

Chocolate sauce to dribble all over

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By *inxy777Woman
27 weeks ago

essex

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"A profile picture.

A large wine n 2 straws "

Why two straws, are we sharing?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A smaller towel

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Some double cream

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Another beer lol x

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By *uke OzadeMan
27 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A one way ticket to Bonertown

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
27 weeks ago

Markfield

One of those things you put on the radiator to hang your wet towels on.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

A warm vest

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By *onguesandpunsMan
27 weeks ago

East Midlands

I'll buy you a nice sandwich in the north, and half a nice sandwich if you're in London.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
27 weeks ago

La La Land


"One of those things you put on the radiator to hang your wet towels on. "

Fancy a cuppa? ☕

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
27 weeks ago

Bristol

A ball gag

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By *ickshawedCouple
27 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A multi pack of Freddos

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By *uke OzadeMan
27 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation

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By *eoBloomsMan
27 weeks ago

Springfield

Two lottery tickets and 🤞🤞🤞

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

A mirror

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds


"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation"

Did you keep the other £4.80 ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
27 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation

Did you keep the other £4.80 ?"

No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him

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By *iss KinkWoman
27 weeks ago

Up North


"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation

Did you keep the other £4.80 ?

No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him "

A lap dance

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation

Did you keep the other £4.80 ?

No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him

A lap dance"

Megabus ticket to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"A VHS copy of National Lampoons Vacation

Did you keep the other £4.80 ?

No I’ve sent it to a Nigerian prince that wants me to look after £10 million in my bank account for him

A lap dance

Megabus ticket to see me "

A lush bath bomb 🛁

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Bottle of coconut oil

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
27 weeks ago

Swansea


"Bottle of coconut oil"

Going by your username, I'll buy you cream but somehow don't think it's the sort you want 😅🤣

Mrs

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By *each needs some creamWoman
27 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Another pair of over the knee socks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"Another pair of over the knee socks xx"

Given the profile name whipping cream

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By *ickshawedCouple
27 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Another pair of over the knee socks xx

Given the profile name whipping cream "

Treat him to a banging meal out Wolverhampton style - either from Spudley Street or Sachins

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By *eoBloomsMan
27 weeks ago

Springfield

Primark String vest

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By *oyeurmaxMan
27 weeks ago

Plymouth

A mirror

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By *eoBloomsMan
27 weeks ago

Springfield


"A mirror

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
27 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Some gloves

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By *orphia2003Woman
27 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Stockings.

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By *nnCeeWoman
27 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A whip or paddle?

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"A whip or paddle?"

Less clothes

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By *eoBloomsMan
27 weeks ago

Springfield

A jaunty hat

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By *ou345Woman
27 weeks ago

somewhere out there

A snazzy tie

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
27 weeks ago

Chichester


"A snazzy tie "
Me!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Suntan lotion

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall

A 99 Flake.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall


"A 99 Flake."

Actually, three of them (I think that's about right).

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Bigger apron lol xx

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By *as7643Man
26 weeks ago

staffs

Double whipped cream

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A plant 🪴 for the bathroom

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol

Cough medicine

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall

Listerine.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A ticket to Ilfracombe x

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall


"A ticket to Ilfracombe x"

I'm guessing that was aimed at the previous poster as although they'd never get anywhere near Ilfracombe with a fiver they'd get a lot closer than I would

Ummm...novelty nipple pasties from a tourist shop.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol


"A ticket to Ilfracombe x

I'm guessing that was aimed at the previous poster as although they'd never get anywhere near Ilfracombe with a fiver they'd get a lot closer than I would

Ummm...novelty nipple pasties from a tourist shop."

Another few miles towards Ilfracombe 🤣

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
26 weeks ago

Home

A donut 🍩

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
26 weeks ago

Bristol


"A donut 🍩"
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A Guinness

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall


"A donut 🍩.

A Guinness "

Another doughnut in return for some extra miles towards Ilfracombe...

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Shaving gel. Don't have enough for a waxing kit

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
26 weeks ago

Behind the bike shed!

Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar!

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By *ndisMan
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By *ndisMan
26 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar! "

Buy you some more bat, stickers for your wall! X

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By *iceboy200Man
26 weeks ago

east ham

Coffee for 2

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
26 weeks ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Can of , packet of crisps and a chocolate bar! "
sorry to disrupt flow but I forgot the short form of Coca Cola is verboten on the site

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
26 weeks ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Coffee for 2"

Some lube!

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By *rookedsmileMan
26 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Bread and eggs.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

A T-shirt

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By *ndianlookingMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Knee pads for me

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
26 weeks ago

Behind the bike shed!

Some boot polish

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By *TRAY-CATMan
26 weeks ago

DD

A bus ticket to my town

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

A cat collar

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By *TRAY-CATMan
26 weeks ago

DD


"A cat collar"
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A cat lead so you can lead me astray

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

Pack of fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Put it towards his gas bill

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A fivers worth of Galaxy Counters, less crunchy than his Minstrels

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park "

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver? "

It’s a very small bag of chips

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver? "

Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?

Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner "

It never is, jeeze I am old 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?

Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner "

Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?

Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner

Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers "

We will nick some, I will distract the guy in the offie

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London

Cushion for her knees

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Token for a photo booth

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"A bag of chips and a bottle of MD20/20 green for us to share in the park

Is it like 1980? Can you really get mad dog and chips for a fiver?

Never heard of MD20 but googled and its a tenner

Bollocks, I’ll have to borrow someone else’s fivers "

I’ll go 1/2 with you, love and mad dog 20.

At least I did when I was 12 ….

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Some patches for his jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some patches for his jeans "

A can of squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some patches for his jeans

A can of squirty cream "

Box of hot tamales candy.

Cinnamon flavoured.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some patches for his jeans

A can of squirty cream

Box of hot tamales candy.

Cinnamon flavoured.

"

Bus fare to Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some patches for his jeans

A can of squirty cream

Box of hot tamales candy.

Cinnamon flavoured.

Bus fare to Brum"

Two bottles of sorrel

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some patches for his jeans

A can of squirty cream

Box of hot tamales candy.

Cinnamon flavoured.

Bus fare to Brum

Two bottles of sorrel "

😍😍😍 Still in the look out for sorrell

A fiver towards a powerbank

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
26 weeks ago

Madrid

Extend your site support for another 50 days x

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Box of tissues

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
26 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Box of tissues"

Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Box of tissues

Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate! "

Some botanicals for the lovely and tasty gin and tonic

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
26 weeks ago

Merseyside


"Box of tissues

Biggest bar of galaxy chocolate!

Some botanicals for the lovely and tasty gin and tonic"

Thanks

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Nipple rings

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London

As many sexy bras as needed

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

5 lottery tickets.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
26 weeks ago

Willenhall


"5 lottery tickets."

5 gold rings (purchased from Temu).

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"5 lottery tickets."

They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"5 lottery tickets.

5 gold rings (purchased from Temu)."

Pack of cable ties

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A nice pair of socks to go with that suit

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds


"As many sexy bras as needed "

For £5 ? Even from a charity shop I doubt you could buy two.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
26 weeks ago

DD

Felt pads for the heels of those boots before she digs them into my back .

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Felt pads for the heels of those boots before she digs them into my back ."

A name tag for the cat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

A dickie bow

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By *heelerMan
26 weeks ago

Northants


"A dickie bow"

Some lube to get those boots off

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By *eckard25Man
26 weeks ago

North West Durham

Some sun cream, clearly likes a tan

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Some nice body moisturiser

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Some nice body moisturiser "

A single nipple piercing, so you’ve always an annoying odd one.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Some nice body moisturiser

A single nipple piercing, so you’ve always an annoying odd one. "

That's cruel 🤣

A fiver towards travel costs to get to Brum

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By *midnight-Woman
26 weeks ago

...

A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken

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By *spenfallsMan
26 weeks ago

Northamptonshire


"A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken "

A portable fan... She looks hot!! 🔥

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London


"A new belt, as his current one appears to be broken

A portable fan... She looks hot!! 🔥"

Lemonade to cool down

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Happy meal lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ?

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ?"

A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds


"

A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂"

The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3

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By *estructionDollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"

A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂

The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3"

Some latex polish to keep it shiny

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Nipple tassles

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London


"Cumagain58 have you used that token for a photo booth I gave you yesterday morning ?"

Yes thank you very much I did and got your picture printed and got on my wall. Just kidding.

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"Nipple tassles"

A slightly stained 2nd copy of Treasurer Island.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Can't get much for a fiver.

So a Euromillions ticket for 2 draws this week

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate


"

A coffee when you eventually meet me for one 😉😂

The bus fare to Harrogate has gone up 50% to £3"

Fine, I’ll stretch to a tenner to cover bus fare and coffee x

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Laminated instructions on how to put a hoodie on. Xx

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By *ushrangerMan
26 weeks ago

Hampshire

Cream to go with the peaches

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A baseball cap 🧢

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman
26 weeks ago

Cork


"A baseball cap 🧢"

Some strawberries

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
26 weeks ago

Salisbury/London

A £5 scratch card - could get lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A toy Muttley

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"A toy Muttley"

Aldi knee pads

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

500 penny sweets. What a gift that would be! 🤩

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Soho

Kíssíng Vouchers.

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

A pencil with a rubber on both ends.

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26 weeks ago

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"[squirrels removed by poster at 10/02/25 14:09:18]"

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By *antam AvershiresMan
26 weeks ago

Falme

2 packs of mini callipos

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By *layfulguy123Man
26 weeks ago

holiday


"2 packs of mini callipos"

A free coffee for the moT

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place

Beer

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By *illie fitMan
26 weeks ago

Bournemouth

Razor

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place


"Razor "

😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Veet

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By *IXEN200Woman
26 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Veet"

Strawberries and cream

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place

Love egg

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds


"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps "

For £5 ?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
26 weeks ago

newport


"2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

For £5 ?"

Lucky to get one pint for that

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

Pint in Wrexham is on average £2, so yes.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Pint in Wrexham is on average £2, so yes."

Fiver towards a bus to Scotland

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

I'll put the fiver towards the rest of my bus fare

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London

Lend her my bus pass

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By *NormalMan01Man
26 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Lend her my bus pass "

A senior citizens fish and chips.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham


"5 lottery tickets.

They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣 "

ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then.

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"5 lottery tickets.

They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣

ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then."

Baby oil to rub in her gorgeous chest

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"5 lottery tickets.

They've been £2 for a few years now 🤣

ahhh, 2 lottery tickets and a chocolate bar then.

Baby oil to rub in her gorgeous chest "

Another bottle of bubble bath

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

A funny mug xx

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

Twelve random bic pens.

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By *inkShyWoman
26 weeks ago

near Windsor

3 Freddo bars

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By *each needs some creamWoman
26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

As much buffet food you can buy for fiverr

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

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By *r TriomanMan
26 weeks ago

Malmesbury

A laptop... from the Lidl centre aisle of course.

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By *umagain58Man
26 weeks ago

London

Give his wife a tracker

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Give his wife a tracker"

A shit verification. Just in a poor attempt to balance out 60+ good ones 😂

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Soho

I would bestow upon him a WB70. The upgraded version from the now out-of-support '69 version. ❣️

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield

George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief

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26 weeks ago


"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief "

A second hand copy of Ulysses

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief

A second hand copy of Ulysses"

❤️

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By *eoBloomsMan
26 weeks ago

Springfield


"George at Asda faux Silk handkerchief

A second hand copy of Ulysses"

Tube fare to the art gallery of her choice.

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