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"I’m Swan diving into the middle of the action. " I’d put them in two queues and work two at a time. You gotta have a system or you’ll end up missing someone. | |||
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"How big is the room? Can I find a quiet corner?" Like a village hall where you have your 80th birthday party. | |||
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"I hesitated a lot last night going in with about 10-15 from the forum… you bet your ass I’m running 😂" You can’t get out of this one you’re already in there | |||
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"How big is the room? Can I find a quiet corner? Like a village hall where you have your 80th birthday party. " Oh if there's sausage rolls, absolutely. Why didn't you say?! | |||
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"I hesitated a lot last night going in with about 10-15 from the forum… you bet your ass I’m running 😂 You can’t get out of this one you’re already in there "Well damn… in that case I’m dressing down and embracing it 😂 | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀 "Why would I run away from 3 women in a room? | |||
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"I'd stroll in with cake and donuts. " Red velvet and Krispy Kreme please | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Why would I run away from 3 women in a room? "Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better! | |||
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"I'd wait until the arguments started then go in saying 'Calm down dear' in a loud patronising voice. Bound to get lucky ! "
I would hazard a guess that you would be used and definitely abused for that! | |||
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"I'd wait until the arguments started then go in saying 'Calm down dear' in a loud patronising voice. Bound to get lucky ! "Who's arguing?! 👀 | |||
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"I'd run. not making that mistake twice!"
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"I'd stroll in with cake and donuts. " And mint chocolate chip ice cream please and thanks | |||
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"I'd stroll in with cake and donuts. " Where are the doughnuts? | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better! "Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute.....  | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better!
Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute..... "Well just imagine that we are all there. For one night only. | |||
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"I'd stroll in with cake and donuts. Where are the doughnuts? "On Carrick's knob !  | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀 "And we're making voodoo dolls of the men on Fab. Well, just the assholes  | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Why would I run away from 3 women in a room?
Ooooooh that one stung a teeny bit. do better!
Well, you know what women are like for these kind of gatherings; you always need to invite twice as many as you're hoping for, as so many drop out last minute.....
Well just imagine that we are all there. For one night only. "Easy-peasy! That's just like signing in to Fab, imagining lots of women just waiting to be found......  | |||
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"But say we are all just having a friendly chat, then you all pile in naked, won’t you feel awkward? "This is Sparta | |||
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"But say we are all just having a friendly chat, then you all pile in naked, won’t you feel awkward?
This is Sparta " | |||
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"I’d wander in with drinks and snackies for a chat with like minded souls " Which snacks have you brought? That's the important question 😂 | |||
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"Depends what you were doing. I'm steering clear of any weird male sacrifice ceremonies!" You've seen The Whicker Man right ? | |||
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"Depends what you were doing. I'm steering clear of any weird male sacrifice ceremonies! You've seen The Whicker Man right ? "They'll lure you in with chat about boobs... Be careful, chaps. | |||
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"Room full ladies..absolutely I'm in "You and me both | |||
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"I’ll wear the strap and duel with those deemed to be fuckwits 😅😇" Can I be your second? | |||
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"If all the men on Fab were in a room together would you go in or would you prefer to go into a room with a grizzly bear? " I think you should start that thread for yourself  | |||
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"Room full ladies..absolutely I'm in
You and me both "Meet you there | |||
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"I would rollerskate in backwards, naked with a tiara on, armed with a shitty stick with snails on it. I would seamlessly manoeuvre doing that Criss Cross leg trick that pros do, get to the bar and fire off loads of finger pistol shots and winks." Subtle as always 😂 | |||
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"Run away. " Wouldn't you be in the room or have i read this wrong haha | |||
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"Run away. Wouldn't you be in the room or have i read this wrong haha" She's telling us to run. | |||
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not" Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich? | |||
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich? " Is that a euphemism I don't know about? | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀 "I'll bring the prosecco 🥂 | |||
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich? Is that a euphemism I don't know about? "😂 no it’s just an egg sandwich from the buffet | |||
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉" We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth | |||
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉"
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉 · We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth "• I need to review these minutes and check any KPIs, KC². ❣️ | |||
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉
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Does that mean you’re running away? "• A gentleman walks, he never runs. | |||
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉" I thought a collection of sex maniacs was a clitoralhood ? | |||
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"And have them all reject me at once? Absolutely fucking not Not even going to come in for an egg sandwich? Is that a euphemism I don't know about?
😂 no it’s just an egg sandwich from the buffet "Ahhh there's food? I'll be right there! | |||
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"This is news to me. Since when were the womenfolk of the forå upgraded to "ladyhood"? 😉 · We had a meeting and it was all agreed. You'll find the minutes written in the blood of the last guy to claim he could make anyone squirt, on vellum produced from the scalp of the guy who tried to mansplain childbirth
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I need to review these minutes and check any KPIs, KC². ❣️"Watch your fingers as the Book of Words clamps itself shut | |||
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"Rin away in a Monty python holy grail type of way " 😂 🥥 🥥 One of us will come at you like the killer rabbit on a stick | |||
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"Rin away in a Monty python holy grail type of way 😂 🥥 🥥 One of us will come at you like the killer rabbit on a stick " I have the holy hand grande so I'm safe | |||
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"Rin away in a Monty python holy grail type of way 😂 🥥 🥥 One of us will come at you like the killer rabbit on a stick I have the holy hand grande so I'm safe " That’ll see us off 😂 | |||
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"Rin away in a Monty python holy grail type of way 😂 🥥 🥥 One of us will come at you like the killer rabbit on a stick I have the holy hand grande so I'm safe That’ll see us off 😂 " I always come prepared | |||
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"From the forum? I would head home. " We can flee together | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀 "Oh, I'd be straight in there. And lock the door behind me. | |||
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"From the forum? I would head home. We can flee together " Yes. Come home with me please. | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me. "Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"From the forum? I would head home. We can flee together Yes. Come home with me please. "  | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂"All I need now is a magic lamp. | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp. "Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘 | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp.
Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘 "Woohoo. I'll bring cake and sausage rolls. | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
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All I need now is a ••magic lamp••. "· ...to bring light to the darkened hearts 🖤 and empty 🕳️ souls of the women of the forå? 😉 | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀
Oh, I'd be straight in there.
And lock the door behind me.
Be careful what you wish for… 😂😂😂😂😂
All I need now is a magic lamp.
Ah you’re a fun one, you can come in. No need for a lamp 😘
Woohoo.
I'll bring cake and sausage rolls. "Don’t forget the ice cream and chocolate 😂👌 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes " | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes " | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes "Sinister vibes here. Lol | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lol"muhahahahaaaaa | |||
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"I'd probably run thinking i was Billy big balls. See the shear amount of you as you all turn around to look at me bursting. Freeze still in pure panic for what would probably feel like an eternity and say in an unintentionally high pitch squeal. Sorry I was looking for my mum is she in here. " | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa"You’re like the child catcher 😱 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱"you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought "Quim 😂 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 "see peoples didnt deny it | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it "The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣"guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis "Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis
Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣"phew dodged a bullet there | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes
Sinister vibes here. Lolmuhahahahaaaaa
You’re like the child catcher 😱you know fell that you and many others would have just got a dripping quim at the very thought
Quim 😂 see peoples didnt deny it
The non denial is kinda like the no reply method to messages on here. It's a reply in itself. Or In this case being treated with the contempt it deserves 🤣🤣guess i got your quim drippy too you cannot have my penis
Don't worry it's too hairy for me anyway. Id rather eat used chewing gum from a barbers floor. 🤣🤣phew dodged a bullet there "Who you or I? 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Were in a room together, Would you go in or run away? 👀 "Definitely go in! | |||
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"I'd run, it would be carnage "Yea but what the hell - only live once! | |||
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"But say we are all just having a friendly chat, then you all pile in naked, won’t you feel awkward? "Knowing you all from here I’d ask if anyone would massage my back? | |||
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"I hesitated a lot last night going in with about 10-15 from the forum… you bet your ass I’m running 😂" Your ass is cute so it’d be cute to see it running! | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes " 🚩🚩🚩 | |||
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"Id rather wait by the door with a big net and pull the ones i catch into the bushes 🚩🚩🚩" much much redder than that | |||
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"I was going to say I'd go in. But then I realised I'm already in there according to the OP. Doh! 😂" Same! | |||
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