FabSwingers.com forum: Wankers

By *ildTimes. OP Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London

We all know the type,

Adults in full football kits aka full kit wankers

The classic Bus Wankers

I'm now adding Stanley Cup Wankers

What would you add?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
5 days ago

Durham

Some car salesmen.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 days ago

The Continental

NFL ‘world champions’ wankers.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

Toff wankers.

Loud wankers when you want peace.

Slow wankers when you're in a rush.

Vegan wankers.

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By *agerMorganMan
5 days ago

Canvey Island

Web app Developer wankers.

Some of them are pretty solid and take what they do seriously. Most of them just can’t be arsed and then get pissy when they get called out on the quality of their work.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

All talk and no action wankers

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By *iss.BellaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

Nearly forgot, the diet wankers that like to try and ruin your meal / snack by telling you it's calorie content. Fuck off Karen, I didn't ask.

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By *ertcoupleCouple
5 days ago

Hatfield

My hubby 😁😁😁

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By *luefire2Couple
5 days ago

just somewhere around here

Dry robe wankers of course, walking around Tescos! Ffs!

Wearing crocs!

Oh and guys that wear a bum bag over their shoulder wankers!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 days ago

Reading

Forum troll wankers

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 days ago

Castlebar

Socks in sandles wankers...

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By *ushrangerMan
5 days ago

Basingstoke

Northern, Chelsea, Fulham. I could be here all night.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 days ago

Springfield

NPC Wankers

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By *ildTimes. OP Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London

"Dry robe wankers of course, walking around Tescos! Ffs!

Wearing crocs!

Oh and guys that wear a bum bag over their shoulder wankers!

Someone told me there's a Facebook page called dry robe wankers 😂

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
5 days ago

London

Fab Wankers, 95% I guess

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
5 days ago

Chatham

No shows.

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 days ago

Springfield

"Fab Wankers, 95% I guess "

Rude !

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
5 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎

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By *parkle1974Woman
5 days ago

Leeds

Liars..all wankers

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By *idewinder01Man
5 days ago

Poole

Mobile phone on train wankers. No one wants to hear your conversation.

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By *ildTimes. OP Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London

"Toff wankers.

Loud wankers when you want peace.

Slow wankers when you're in a rush.

Vegan wankers."

I for one think vegans are great! Especially red haired ones! 😉 🥪

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By *ansoffateMan
5 days ago

Sagittarius A

"Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎 "

Or your pupils are dilated and you don't want your mum to know.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
5 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎

Or your pupils are dilated and you don't want your mum to know."

The penny has dropped 😂 I never thought of the is.

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By *rX2024123Man
5 days ago

Rotherfield

Vaping in public wankers, even worse than smoking wankers

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By *enelope2UWoman
5 days ago

Fife

Sex isnt a porn shoot wankers

Can't move to the side hogging the pavement group walking wankers

Cobs..(cunts on bikes) who don't use the DESIGNATED bike lane wankers

Pajamas in public wearing wankers

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
5 days ago

London

"Fab Wankers, 95% I guess

Rude !

But accurate

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By *ansoffateMan
5 days ago

Sagittarius A

I tend to judge behaviours rather than the person so, duplicity, arrogance and avoidance of responsibility.

Lawyers basically.

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By *ildTimes. OP Man
5 days ago

Colchester/London

Middle lane wankers! Move over in your fucking Hyundai

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By *iss.BellaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

"Toff wankers.

Loud wankers when you want peace.

Slow wankers when you're in a rush.

Vegan wankers.

I for one think vegans are great! Especially red haired ones! 😉 🥪"

It's the ones that try to educate you that I can't stand

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

11 year old lads in Asda that look like a drug dealer wankers

Sorry if he’s one of your lots, please take him to the vet and have him put down

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 days ago

Northerner

Aggressive male driver wankers

Don’t say thank you when I’ve given way to you wankers

Queue jumping wankers … wait your god damn turn

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By *iss.BellaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

"11 year old lads in Asda that look like a drug dealer wankers

Sorry if he’s one of your lots, please take him to the vet and have him put down"

well worded and definitely agree

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 days ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Spoiler Alert Wankers

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 days ago

Northerner

Coffee wankers

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
5 days ago

Reigate

Estate agent wankers.

Trousers too short and put some fucking socks on. 😂

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
5 days ago

Northerner

"Estate agent wankers.

Trousers too short and put some fucking socks on. 😂 "

Totally that last one 😂😂 put your shants away man!

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By *ackdaw52Man
5 days ago

Chesterfield

Dryrobe wankers.

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By *a LunaWoman
5 days ago

South Wales

Boy racer wankers.

You might have an exhaust that makes your car sound like a Jet about to take off, but you’re still just driving a Vauxhall Nova.

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By *iGuy197747Man
5 days ago

Stamford

Macho misogynist wankers. There's a pandemic! If I hear one more "hey cucky, I know how to fuck your missus". There's a bit more to it than that...

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By *luefire2Couple
5 days ago

just somewhere around here

"Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎 "

Er....ok...I am visually impaired in my left eye due to glaucoma and need sunglasses to help. Am I still a wanker?

Mrs R

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
5 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Conspiracy theory wankers

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 days ago

the shire

No sock wankers.

Sunglasses indoors wankers.

Shorts and a jacket wankers.

Just stop oil wankers.

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By *mf123Man
5 days ago

with one foot out the door

"Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎

Er....ok...I am visually impaired in my left eye due to glaucoma and need sunglasses to help. Am I still a wanker?

Mrs R"
only if your hand goes in your knickers while wearing em in that case you become a legend

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
4 days ago

the shire

"Sunglasses indoors wankers! Unless you’re Stevie Wonder. 😎

Er....ok...I am visually impaired in my left eye due to glaucoma and need sunglasses to help. Am I still a wanker?

Mrs R"

No because your indoor pics on profile show no sunglasses. So your not an indoor sunglasses wearer to be cool. It's out of necessity so you have a free pass.

You will still be judged tho by those who don't know you're situation lol.

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
4 days ago

Reigate

Racist wankers

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By *uperS77Man
4 days ago

Gloucester

Flip flop guys all year round wankers

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