FabSwingers.com forum: Period euphemisms

By *inkyandthebrain2023 OP Couple
20 hours ago

Cheshire

For the ladies having to pull out of events due to the red devil arriving

What do you call aunt Flow?

I like to call it shark week !

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 hours ago

Leeds

Having the painters in

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By *naswingdressWoman
20 hours ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not really a euphemism, but I call it my uterus throwing a tantrum

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
20 hours ago

A den in the Glen

Meeting with Tom

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By *iss.BellaWoman
20 hours ago

Wales

It's been a while since I've had to explain.. but I used to call it blowjob week

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By *aughty50sCouple
20 hours ago

Yorkshire - but we travel a lot

Liverpool are playing at home

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By *ools and the brainCouple
20 hours ago

couple, us we him her.

Aunt Urma is visiting.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
20 hours ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The worst one I’ve heard is the utterly uncouth snd ghastly sounding, ‘On the blob’ (!!) 😵‍💫

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
20 hours ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Defrosting the steak

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By *inkyandthebrain2023 OP Couple
15 hours ago

Cheshire

Lol I'll be using this

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By *inkyandthebrain2023 OP Couple
15 hours ago

Cheshire

My uterus is usually trying to kill

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By *ou345Woman
15 hours ago

Derby

Decorators in the entertainment area.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
15 hours ago

Nr Rugby

Mrs P.

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By *oubleSwingCouple
15 hours ago

N. Wales

"Raging river of death."

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By *midnight-Woman
15 hours ago

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My husband used to call it on the rag

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By *lder budweiserMan
15 hours ago

Stirlingshire

Up on blocks

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By *abluesbabyMan
15 hours ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Rag Week

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
15 hours ago

Manchester

BJ week

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
14 hours ago

Lurgan

Moons

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By *ympho6969Woman
14 hours ago

glasgow

One fwb called it anal week

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By *emma200Woman
14 hours ago

Warwickshire

Jam rags

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
12 hours ago

Markfield

I remember people at slimming world calling it “star week”.

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
12 hours ago

the shire

On the blob.

Overtime acceptance week.(men only) lol

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By *each needs some creamWoman
12 hours ago

Ilfracombe

Long time ago it was BJ week

Then grumpy week

Now it's Psycho week

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By *mf123Man
12 hours ago

with one foot out the door

Its rag week

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By *igNick1381Man
12 hours ago

BRIDGEND

"The worst one I’ve heard is the utterly uncouth snd ghastly sounding, ‘On the blob’ (!!) 😵‍💫"

I hate that too

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By *igNick1381Man
12 hours ago

BRIDGEND

"Defrosting the steak "

Fuck me lol

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By *igNick1381Man
12 hours ago

BRIDGEND

""Raging river of death."

Not heard that but "surfing the crimson tide" is what I've heard

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
11 hours ago

Willenhall

Riding the cotton pony.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
10 hours ago

Doncaster

My ex called it the blob monster

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By *ost SockMan
7 hours ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Having the painters in

My female friend set up a decorating firm with that name

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By *ristol100Man
7 hours ago

Bristol

When the red river flows, take the dirt track!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 hours ago

Leeds

"My husband used to call it on the rag

So did mine !

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 hours ago

Springfield

"One fwb called it anal week"

What a old romantic!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 hours ago

Chichester

Rocket week

Vampires kiss week

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By *eoBloomsMan
3 hours ago

Springfield

Red Army on parade

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By *iss KinkWoman
3 hours ago

North West

Decorators are in

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 hours ago

Dunfermline

My wife use to say she was 'on'. Occasionally we'd get hot and steamy, but it then became sore, so, that became a period of abstention

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