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"I found something worth buying in the middle aisle of Lidl once" 😂 The completely random offers there are a mystery in itself. I mean, who decides to put an electric hedge cutter one week and a paper shredder etc the next? By the Gods! It’s rather disquieting when one thinks about it… 😵💫 | |||
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"Sounds like Philomena cunk. I like her, do it!" 😜 Update: Sadly Netflix have turned me down flat ☹️ …..But undeterred, there’s always the BBC and Channels 4 and 5. I’m surely bound to strike it lucky with one of them…. 🤞🏻🤞🏻😜 | |||
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"I once found a butt plug in a charity shop in Weston. " 😂 I’ll wager it was a magic butt plug… One should always give such wondrous finds a rub to see if a genie appears 😜 | |||
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"Ey up good folks 👍🏻 Yep, the above is my new TV show idea that I’ll be pitching to Netflix; Basically it’s like the classic series, Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World….but far more inept, uninformed and generally all round shittier. With the above in mind therefore, I require your help with my research my fine people 🤗 So…. Have you ever seen an extraterrestrial in your local supermarket? Have you ever witnessed a Bigfoot sighting whilst standing at a urinal? Have you ever received an Evri parcel on time? All things related in fact; Pray do please reveal all 😃 " I've looked in the mirror some morning's and wondered who the fuck is looking back  | |||
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"Ey up good folks 👍🏻 Yep, the above is my new TV show idea that I’ll be pitching to Netflix; Basically it’s like the classic series, Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World….but far more inept, uninformed and generally all round shittier. With the above in mind therefore, I require your help with my research my fine people 🤗 So…. Have you ever seen an extraterrestrial in your local supermarket? Have you ever witnessed a Bigfoot sighting whilst standing at a urinal? Have you ever received an Evri parcel on time? All things related in fact; Pray do please reveal all 😃 I've looked in the mirror some morning's and wondered who the fuck is looking back "Doppelgänger’s…..they live in the mirror dimension. On occasion they may actually escape into our world whereupon they frequently cause havoc and allow us to take the blame. …..Well that’s the story I’m sticking to at least 👍🏻😜 | |||
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"No to all the above." I of course knew full well that no one was ever going to confirm an occurrence of the Evri one especially…… 😜 | |||
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"Yes l have had a lot of Evri parcels delivered. I`ve seen St Elmos Fire crackling away whilst the blue whales have been singing their dull dirge,before the Humpbacks gather.For what ever the humpied do. i`ve even seen Bill the Krill stumped by the snotty thing in a bucket l dredged from the frozen seas of Antarctica,whilst he tootled on his penny whistle The orange men forever. As for the bigfoot at the urinal i`ve seen a few big cocks there and a lots of flatfoots as well. "😂 I once witnessed a chap urinating into a urinal with both hands on his hips. …I subsequently tried to emulate this extreme stylishness and promptly pissed all down my legs however ☹️ | |||
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"I now have the theme tune and glass skull in my mind right now "It was an absolute classic wasn’t it? And Gordon Honeycombe‘s narration was top notch 👍🏻 Sadly, due to budgetary restraints, my version can only stretch to a still picture of a rather stale bread roll in the opening credits and will be narrated by Phillip Scofield (he begged me for the work) but I’m still confident that it will be almost approaching decent….I hope… 😜 | |||
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"I now have the theme tune and glass skull in my mind right now
It was an absolute classic wasn’t it?
And Gordon Honeycombe‘s narration was top notch 👍🏻
Sadly, due to budgetary restraints, my version can only stretch to a still picture of a rather stale bread roll in the opening credits and will be narrated by Phillip Scofield (he begged me for the work) but I’m still confident that it will be almost approaching decent….I hope… 😜
"I'll crack put some Yorkshire Television idents, letraset for the titles and I'll get my niece to knock out some music. Channel 5, here we come  | |||
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"I now have the theme tune and glass skull in my mind right now
It was an absolute classic wasn’t it?
And Gordon Honeycombe‘s narration was top notch 👍🏻
Sadly, due to budgetary restraints, my version can only stretch to a still picture of a rather stale bread roll in the opening credits and will be narrated by Phillip Scofield (he begged me for the work) but I’m still confident that it will be almost approaching decent….I hope… 😜
I'll crack put some Yorkshire Television idents, letraset for the titles and I'll get my niece to knock out some music. Channel 5, here we come "😂😂👍🏻 This is going to be massive; I can just feel it in my corns 👍🏻😜 | |||
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"To me "knobhead's world of the unexplained" sounds like some poor tortured teacher explaining to adults that if they hadn't skipped school they might understand a thing or two And them calling the teacher a brainwashed sheeple " 😂 Can I steal that one please? That sounds like a great idea for one of my episodes in fact… 😜 | |||
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"Sounds like Philomena cunk. I like her, do it!" Absolutely love her,and her mate Paul | |||
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"To me "knobhead's world of the unexplained" sounds like some poor tortured teacher explaining to adults that if they hadn't skipped school they might understand a thing or two And them calling the teacher a brainwashed sheeple 😂 Can I steal that one please? That sounds like a great idea for one of my episodes in fact… 😜 " Absolutely "Miss miss you're so stupid miss. Water doesn't have hydrogen in it. Hydrogen is flammable and water puts fires out. Do your own research miss" | |||
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"To me "knobhead's world of the unexplained" sounds like some poor tortured teacher explaining to adults that if they hadn't skipped school they might understand a thing or two And them calling the teacher a brainwashed sheeple 😂 Can I steal that one please? That sounds like a great idea for one of my episodes in fact… 😜 " Can we get Hannah Fry as the presenter? | |||
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"Exclusive: In my latest episode I will be revealing the true origins of the megalithic splendour that is Stonehenge. ….It was actually a Tesco’s Express. I even have actual proof for this claim in the form of discarded litter from a meal deal. Science for the win 👍🏻" I'm hearing Hannah Fry saying this. I'm calling her agent  | |||
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"Exclusive: In my latest episode I will be revealing the true origins of the megalithic splendour that is Stonehenge. ….It was actually a Tesco’s Express. I even have actual proof for this claim in the form of discarded litter from a meal deal. Science for the win 👍🏻 I'm hearing Hannah Fry saying this. I'm calling her agent "Can you ask her if she’llbe willing to work on a percentage of profits/royalty basis please?…. I’ve just checked our books…. I think Schofield has been dipping into the till! 😵💫☹️☹️ | |||
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"Exclusive: In my latest episode I will be revealing the true origins of the megalithic splendour that is Stonehenge. ….It was actually a Tesco’s Express. I even have actual proof for this claim in the form of discarded litter from a meal deal. Science for the win 👍🏻 I'm hearing Hannah Fry saying this. I'm calling her agent
Can you ask her if she’llbe willing to work on a percentage of profits/royalty basis please?…. I’ve just checked our books…. I think Schofield has been dipping into the till! 😵💫☹️☹️"He's a bastard! I think she will. She looks great, that'll boost ratings, and she actually knows science stuff | |||
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"To me "knobhead's world of the unexplained" sounds like some poor tortured teacher explaining to adults that if they hadn't skipped school they might understand a thing or two And them calling the teacher a brainwashed sheeple 😂 Can I steal that one please? That sounds like a great idea for one of my episodes in fact… 😜 Absolutely "Miss miss you're so stupid miss. Water doesn't have hydrogen in it. Hydrogen is flammable and water puts fires out. Do your own research miss"" Erm Sir if the word was round how do the folk in Australia not fall off. That's just common sense sir. | |||
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