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By *arallu OP   Woman
4 days ago

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You’ve ever been asked?

I’ve just been asked if I dated ‘outside my race’ by a guy who states he’s mixed race but is a white as I am…… then because I was like ‘that’s a bit outdated’ got told that was clearly the reason I was 40 odd and still alone

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By *eesside AnubisMan
4 days ago

North East

Does he not think you are single because you choose to be

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 days ago

Manchester (he/him)


"You’ve ever been asked?

I’ve just been asked if I dated ‘outside my race’ by a guy who states he’s mixed race but is a white as I am…… then because I was like ‘that’s a bit outdated’ got told that was clearly the reason I was 40 odd and still alone "

You’re alone because you’re not dating outside your race or because race is outdated?

Heaven forbid that you might want to be single…

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You’ve ever been asked?

I’ve just been asked if I dated ‘outside my race’ by a guy who states he’s mixed race but is a white as I am…… then because I was like ‘that’s a bit outdated’ got told that was clearly the reason I was 40 odd and still alone "

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 days ago

Manchester (he/him)

In terms of the actual question, I get asked weird things all the time. Every day brings a brand new ‘what the actual fuck is wrong with you?’ Moment. Sadly I don’t note them anymore, I could have had a book by now

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 days ago

East Sussex

A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

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By *ea monkeyMan
3 days ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know"

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 days ago

East Sussex


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works "

I will use that if they ask me again .

Another neighbour and I have a running joke that I'm on certain cam sites but I'm not sure this one would get the joke

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
3 days ago

Bristol

Got invited round by a guy who'd just got divorced.

She'd left a bunch of hers and her daughters (his step daughter's) clothes round there.

He wanted me to wear his 21 yr old step daughters clothes while he fucked me...

Oddly he bailed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
3 days ago

Manchester (she/her)

There was a time around the turn of the century where it was easy enough to connect to random people, but not so easy to get good information.

"Do you ride kangaroos to school?" (Nah mate, the cool kids ride emus)

"Did Australia get electricity for the American olympic team?"

Once I got to the UK - being asked how I spent Christmas was fine, being told I was lying because Christmas is by definition in winter was a bit... Well.

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By *allipygousMan
3 days ago

Leicester


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works

I will use that if they ask me again .

Another neighbour and I have a running joke that I'm on certain cam sites but I'm not sure this one would get the joke "

Er, which sites and what's your username? Asking for a friend

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By *arallu OP   Woman
3 days ago

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I told him exactly that before I blocked him!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 days ago

East Sussex


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works

I will use that if they ask me again .

Another neighbour and I have a running joke that I'm on certain cam sites but I'm not sure this one would get the joke

Er, which sites and what's your username? Asking for a friend "

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Onlygrans.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
3 days ago

Staffordshire

Been asked by someone who is staying in our village for the week, just to meet them. They know we are not what they are looking for but hey we can still have a drink!

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By *allipygousMan
3 days ago

Leicester


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works

I will use that if they ask me again .

Another neighbour and I have a running joke that I'm on certain cam sites but I'm not sure this one would get the joke

Er, which sites and what's your username? Asking for a friend

.

Onlygrans.

"

That made me literally lol 😂

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 days ago

East Sussex


"A neighbour recently asked me what I do with myself all day. They'd clearly been wondering for some time

I wasn't really sure what to tell them or why they wanted to know

In those situations I find that the good old ‘I’m a chemical engineer that cooks up assorted narcotics for good times’ works

I will use that if they ask me again .

Another neighbour and I have a running joke that I'm on certain cam sites but I'm not sure this one would get the joke

Er, which sites and what's your username? Asking for a friend

.

Onlygrans.

That made me literally lol 😂 "

🤣

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