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By *oxy-Red OP Woman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

An old lady goes to the dentist

After making herself comfortable in the dentists chair

The dentist says open wide so the old lady opens her legs

To which the dentist says my good lady I'm a dentist and not a gynecologist

She replies I know but my husband has lost his false teeth I was hoping that you could find them 😁

Over to you lot

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By *ntimate affairMan
1 week ago

hull and surrounding area

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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By *ornycougaWoman
1 week ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Just after the Titanic hits the iceberg a waiter, a teacher and a priest are stood together.

The waiter says "Let's head for the lifeboats"

The teacher says "What about the children?"

The priest says "Do we have time?"

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
1 week ago

Durham

A couple had been married for 50 years, and took a stroll down the street where they first met. The man says to his wife "that fence over there is the one we first made love against, should be done it again for old times sake?"

"Yeah, go on then" replies his wife, and leans back against the fence before proceeding to give him the most vigorous, sweaty workout of his life.

"My god!" says the man afterwards, "That was incredible, I don't remember it being THAT good 50 years ago!"

The wife replied "Yeah, but 50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence....!"

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
1 week ago

Durham

Ignore the typos in that please, my OCD is already screaming at me

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid £200 to have lentil on my face before.

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By *eoBloomsMan
1 week ago

Springfield

A man's wife has been in a coma for two weeks. He goes to see the Doctor, desperate to revive his beloved partner.

The Dr says, "Well, there is a very unconventional treatment that I have known to work."

"What ?" Says the husband, "I'll try anything."

The Dr replies, "Well its oral sex."

The husband is shocked at first but finally agrees.

Ten minutes later he comes out of his wife's room, shaking his head.

"Doc, it's no good, she's choking !"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
1 week ago

couple, us we him her.

"A man's wife has been in a coma for two weeks. He goes to see the Doctor, desperate to revive his beloved partner.

The Dr says, "Well, there is a very unconventional treatment that I have known to work."

"What ?" Says the husband, "I'll try anything."

The Dr replies, "Well its oral sex."

The husband is shocked at first but finally agrees.

Ten minutes later he comes out of his wife's room, shaking his head.

"Doc, it's no good, she's choking !""

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By *elix SightedMan
1 week ago

Cloud 8

Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the backstreets of Rome. One nun looks over at the other and says, "You know, I’ve never come this way before." The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

"A man's wife has been in a coma for two weeks. He goes to see the Doctor, desperate to revive his beloved partner.

The Dr says, "Well, there is a very unconventional treatment that I have known to work."

"What ?" Says the husband, "I'll try anything."

The Dr replies, "Well its oral sex."

The husband is shocked at first but finally agrees.

Ten minutes later he comes out of his wife's room, shaking his head.

"Doc, it's no good, she's choking !""

Hahahaha 😂😂

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