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Traffic cones for sexual purposes

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
4 days ago

Wolvo

Seemed a popular suggestion on another thread

What one sexual thing and non sexual thing would you do with a traffic cone?

Collect cum?

Insert it in the bum?

Maybe make a bra?

Use it to mix cocktails?

Serve eton mess in?

Progressive answers only.

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By *ude LawMan
4 days ago

Harrogate

Have you ever called the cones hotline?

(Warning: NSFW)

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield

Sexual: Improvised costume for Conehead role play.

Non sexual: Megaphone to shout at Scottish cats shitting on your lawn.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
4 days ago

Ends

Progressive answers? Ok I’m out

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By *big9Man
4 days ago

shire

Sexual, anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

Non sexual, sticking the ground upside down and turn it into an outdoor toilet...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 My kind of thread! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜

Ahhh the humble traffic cone…

I very much like to employ them as a vaginal speculum.

I often derive further personal hilarity by calling into the end and marvelling at the majestic acoustics and resulting vaginal echo.

….I’m not entirely keen on the inevitable slap I subsequently and promptly receive however ☹️😜

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
4 days ago

Wolvo


"😂😂😂 My kind of thread! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜

Ahhh the humble traffic cone…

I very much like to employ them as a vaginal speculum.

I often derive further personal hilarity by calling into the end and marvelling at the majestic acoustics and resulting vaginal echo.

….I’m not entirely keen on the inevitable slap I subsequently and promptly receive however ☹️😜"

The inspiration for the thread!

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By *ay W. Beau OP   Woman
4 days ago

Wolvo


"Progressive answers? Ok I’m out"

You're in!

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By *lynJMan
4 days ago

Morden

Surely you put ice cream in it!

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By *eddesMan
4 days ago

Bridge of Weir

Saw a woman in Glasgow over the festive season invert one and pee in it lol

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By *ude LawMan
4 days ago

Harrogate


"Saw a woman in Glasgow over the festive season invert one and pee in it lol "

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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By *eddesMan
4 days ago

Bridge of Weir


"Saw a woman in Glasgow over the festive season invert one and pee in it lol

It's the most wonderful time of the year."
I was impressed by her balance

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
4 days ago

Carlisle usually

Phreak do a twisted traffic cone these days if you find the original too smooth 💜

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By *ungfunfellaMan
4 days ago

Lincoln

Non sexual was using them as goal posts

Sexual was it being used to cum in

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By *exyScientistsCouple
4 days ago

Castlebar

I have one in the garden to wrap the hose around. And no that's not a euphemism.....or is it??? 🤔

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield


"I have one in the garden to wrap the hose around. And no that's not a euphemism.....or is it??? 🤔"

If you've got a man who can wrap his hose around it, who cares !

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By *sWyldWoman
4 days ago

Edinburgh

Ok. That's enough Internet for today

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
4 days ago

Horley

I’ll see if there’s anything in The Highway Code

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By *eoBloomsMan
4 days ago

Springfield


"I’ll see if there’s anything in The Highway Code"

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