FabSwingers.com forum: Worst things to say at a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bit the pillow hard im coming in dry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I quickly use your shower? I need to wash this blood off!

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Are you absolutely sure you told no one you were coming here"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dont worry it's not catching

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Blimey... which decade ago did you have the photos taken

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't stop long my wife and children are waiting in the car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had to bring mum along shes getting old dont worry she will sit in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had to bring mum along shes getting old dont worry she will sit in the car"

Is that smell u or me lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My mate couldn't come will I do instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind if I use your shower? Forgot to douche before I left...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and I will make such beautiful babies together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where shall I leave my suitcases ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There not warts there love bumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your crash helmet on , your going through the headboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the vicar announced the banns? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it supposed to go all frothy like that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it okay if I put this rope, shovel and bag of lyme in your kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im.........and this is my sister

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"I can't stop long my wife and children are waiting in the car."

been there someone came round and halfway through she got a text off the kids saying its cold in the car they were outside waiting in -4c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your easy" when you say yes when they suggest going to a club after you finish your drinks

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

Will you marry me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile said vwe, wtf is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that IT , LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just a shaving rash ....

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

With the female of the too teasing my cock and seemingly enjoying as much as I was her partner telling mrs juice that her actions were the best blow job he'd had. I won't exaggerate and say I felt her jaw begin to close in anger but thankfully I replied I was just thinking the exact same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/04/13 09:58:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

INFIDEL.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Mmmmmm damn you look so sexy naked, you remind me of my Mum.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Is it in yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where shall I leave my suitcases ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Love You !!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you a glass of water to put my dentures in on you bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Love You !!! Xxx "

Aww how sweet

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

*opens the door* and says..

Sorry! wrong house! Goodbye x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Love You !!! Xxx

Aww how sweet

Your my wife now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its just a shaving rash .... "
lol ooo would put me off .. my mind would be working over time ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that I now OWN you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its just a shaving rash .... lol ooo would put me off .. my mind would be working over time ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought my dog he's on clean up duty

( I don't have a dog btw lol )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I brought my dog he's on clean up duty

( I don't have a dog btw lol ) "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have amazing photoshop skills.

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By *B-B-BWoman
over a year ago

bebington

hahaha classic ;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is your profile pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The camera really takes the pounds off you

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By *B-B-BWoman
over a year ago

bebington

pmsl sickkkkkk hahaha xxx

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By *B-B-BWoman
over a year ago

bebington

haha ive sed tha to sum1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my washing, I'll be back later to pick it up!...

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By *B-B-BWoman
over a year ago

bebington

how many of u have actually used these lines ? cummon own up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I interest you in Double Glazing....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody hell you could chuck the hoover round once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people at the clinic said not to have sex for 7 days while the anti-biotics kick in.

It can be our secret.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's the rabbit hutch?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I don't suck, I don't f**k and no you cant lick me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats noise coming from the Attic! Dont worry about that its just the the kids fighting over there fish heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my profile SAID 25 year old female but what it MEANT was 2 60 year old gay guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So..... you have not heard of furries before??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't suck, I don't f**k and no you cant lick me."

And no frigging kissing either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that WAS me on the C4 Dogging program!!!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I don't suck, I don't f**k and no you cant lick me.

And no frigging kissing either

And as for fingers, they are for the KFC only..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta make this a quickie, I'm appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a.y imodium?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a.y imodium?"

Any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can i use your bog just had a hot curry and its gone straight through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that WAS me on the C4 Dogging program!!!"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Bloody hell you could chuck the hoover round once in a while "

lol

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By *B-B-BWoman
over a year ago

bebington

funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see you to see you ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a.y imodium?

Any"

That really has me laughing!!

Once read a story on here, some guy got d*unk, fell asleep and shit themselves... on the hosts sofa!!

I bet they all wished ha had asked for immodium!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I've not clean undies on. My washing Mechine broke a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for a high 5 after you've just cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been watching you for a long time through my telescope..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I said I was VWE I thought it meant Very Well Educated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember you said you wanted another couple to join us this is my nan and grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tastes better than it smells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I said I was VWE I thought it meant Very Well Educated."

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

What do you mean when you say that your husband got early parole ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a reporter from the Daily Mail...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So when do i receive payment before or after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on Kids TV in the 70's you know!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna be in my gang? My gang! My gang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I hope you'll be voting for me this Thursday.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo I get my results for clap tomorrow

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh, hello Obi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Love You !!! Xxx

Aww how sweet

Your my wife now

Brilliant! Let's throw a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot my medication i have ten mins before i loose it so its a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Love You !!! Xxx

Aww how sweet

Your my wife now

Brilliant! Let's throw a party

I will bring the Voddie !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the film...

The Hand That Rocks The Cradle ?

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By *ignhorny69Couple
over a year ago

hemsby

before we start, may i ask 2 questions..."have you thought about letting THE LORD" into your life to save your eternal soul from wickedness" .... and ...." do you have a high tolerance for pain"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"before we start, may i ask 2 questions..."have you thought about letting THE LORD" into your life to save your eternal soul from wickedness" .... and ...." do you have a high tolerance for pain"?

No to both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GO COMPARE...GO COMPARE.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the razer , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bend over a bit more it seems to straighten out your cellulite a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I had seen you before so couldn't they sort this out on embarrassing bodies then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes my sister likes it when I do that too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooo is that poo I can smell ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in unicorns? I do *sticks ice cream cone on forehead and runs round neighing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a.y imodium?"

I've been asked that on a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your'e dad was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you eat the lass in the pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the condoms dont make them this small do you mind if i go in bare"

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Your better than a KitKat, you only get 4 fingers in one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im from Australia university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you mind holding todays newspaper while I take a picture?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"Your better than a KitKat, you only get 4 fingers in one of those"

on sale now special edition 5 finger Kit Kats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not my nipple your sucking, it's a boil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your daughter was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you fertile?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

This condoms too big.

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

I really think I'm falling in love with you!!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, so you weren't joking about being a hermaphrodite!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

You want me to put it where???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay the doc said it isn't contageous

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

hello I am from the BBC, what do you mean I'm not black??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean, is it in yet???

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Makes a pleasant change to have someone still breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you are definatly a man !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i haven't cum yet! Thats just the pus! Keep sucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you the same person in your pictures!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your better than a KitKat, you only get 4 fingers in one of those

on sale now special edition 5 finger Kit Kats

The Fist bars. Really filling.

*tumble*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is so much better when the other person is conscious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this taste like rohynol to you?

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I Love You !!! Xxx

Aww how sweet

Your my wife now

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me: oooh thats good, thats nice, yeah...love it...

Have you cum again?

Man: yes, shall we go to the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have u got asmall plastic bag I can borrow cos I gotta pick these few scabs off me cock as they said they cos analyse them at the clap clinic tomorrow for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will make you laugh ,I crashed into some prats car that was parked in your driveway !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not had a bath for a week do I look ok ........ I would run a mile a shower bath most days , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said nine inch not millimeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm from the daily mail,

we are running a piece on outting amoral sluts who swing.

Care to give an interview?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Do you mind if we do it under the duvet with the lights off?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

is it in yet ?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Don't mind the dog - he likes to get involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind the dog - he likes to get involved."

Or, "any chance at a go of the dog instead"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, hello Obi. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it looked so much bigger on the pictures!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Could you lend me £20 to get home?

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