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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Harding...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Victoia Wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justin moorhouse very funny man

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Mike Harding...

I still have him on vinyl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went to see Jasper Carrott years ago, very very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Harding...

I still have him on vinyl

I hate budgies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?"

Sarah Millican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Conolly,Russell Howard

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Have seen loads of comedians over the years but my fave is Frank Skinner, very quick wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milton jones love his one liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the pleasure of watching Bob Monkhouse as guest speaker/entertainer at a conference I went to around 1990.

Up to then I just viewed him as a game show host, but he is still the best stand up I have seen.

Oh yeah - and a LOT bluer than I ever thought he would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike Milligan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Billy Conolly,Russell Howard"

Billy Connolly... top comic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?

Sarah Millican

I was gonna say her last night lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?

Sarah Millican

I was gonna say her last night lol x "

I actually quite fancy her too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?

Sarah Millican

I was gonna say her last night lol x

I must admit watched her with alan carr last night and thought mmm i would lol

I actually quite fancy her too..."

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I (rhi) am a big Eddie Izzard fan, I've seen him 4 times over the years & off to see him again next month. Mart loves Lee Evans but he gets on my nerves after a while.

I have write eclectic tastes in comedy, there's not many I don't like (Milton Jones & Stewart Francis are the only 2 I can think of).

Saw John bishop last year & as well as Eddie off to see Jimmy Carr, Jason manford & Mickey Flanagan this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dara O'Briain

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Bill Bailey.

Michael McIntyre.

Lee Evans.

Bill Burr.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive still yet to see one that even comes close to billy connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Benny Hill .......... As a kid on a sat night with nan and granddad he made us smile .... loved him.

Ernie ... lol

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,

And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.

And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,

His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,

She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.

They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,

But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"

And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.

He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"

She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,

Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.

He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,

And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,

You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."

He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,

And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,

It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.

And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,

And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)

And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,

He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."

"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,

"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,

They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.

But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,

And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

Now Sue ran between them and tried to keep them apart,

And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.

And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,

Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,

And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.

Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,

And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

But a woman's needs are many fold and Sue she married Ted,

But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.

Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?

Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

Takes me back to when I was a kid this ... lololol xxxx

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By *lyce in FunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Mickey Flannigan

Kevin bridges

Jack dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank skinner rates highly for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday and Eddie Izzard at the Eden Project in the summer. Two top funnymen.

I love comics who embroider stories.

Who is/was your fav?

Sarah Millican

I was gonna say her last night lol x

I must admit watched her with alan carr last night and thought mmm i would lol

I actually quite fancy her too..."

I love her accent its so cool!

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Peter Kaye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jo brand, roy chubby brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans, Tim Vine, Jason Manford, Lee Mack, John Bishop and Sarah Millican.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to see Ross noble a few years ago,he was brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria wood

Ben Elton

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Depends on my mood, I still find some stand ups funny that are frowned upon now. Peter Kay never fails to raise a smile, Lee Evans if I'm in a silly mood, love John Bishop too.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

Ben Elton"
Love Victoria Wood, some of her songs are class.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

At the moment....

Mickey Flanagan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

Ben EltonLove Victoria Wood, some of her songs are class.

agree with Victoria Woods

also Lee Evans, Russell Howard, Jimmy Carr and Rod Gilbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a big fan of Death Comedy Jam

Martin Lawrence, Cedric the Entertainer etc

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dara O'Briain

,Ardal O Hanlon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are seeing Rich Hall on Monday...."

Saw him last week, excellent, but still using lots of material from the last time I saw him.

I like Gary Delaney- absolute king of the 1 liner now and very wrong

Best comedian ever.... Bill Hicks! Funny, controversial, very rude

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

chubby brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Victoria wood "

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Peter Kay

Frankie Boyle

Paul Whitehouse

Lee Evans

Frank Skinner

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater "

Sorry, have to agree there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans & Ben Elton.

Cheers

Ben

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater "
Now Id find that really fucking funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

Sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Flanagan at the moment

I saw Chris Rock at the 02 a few years back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

Sadist

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You know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

does rough stimulation of your genetalia make you chuckle then?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

does rough stimulation of your genetalia make you chuckle then?

"
Of course, don't tell me is does nowt for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milton jones

mickey flanagan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

does rough stimulation of your genetalia make you chuckle then?

Of course, don't tell me is does nowt for you?

I will bring the electric sander up if we ever meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

Sadist

You know it!

You and Funky scare me at times. I thought I was twisted lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

does rough stimulation of your genetalia make you chuckle then?

Of course, don't tell me is does nowt for you?

I will bring the electric sander up if we ever meet

"
You had me at sander....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

Sadist

You know it!

You and Funky scare me at times. I thought I was twisted lol

"
I warned you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Victoria wood

About as funny as being wanked off with a cheesegrater Now Id find that really fucking funny

Sadist

You know it!

You and Funky scare me at times. I thought I was twisted lol

I warned you....

Yes you did lol. Though a meat mincer would be more fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Peter kay.

But i do like, jack dee and frank skinner. Paul o'grady makes me laugh as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhod Gilbert, just look up luggage problems on youtube, if you don't laugh there is something wrong with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhod Gilbert, just look up luggage problems on youtube, if you don't laugh there is something wrong with you!"

very funny man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very first conert I ever went to was George Carlin (R.I.P.) he had always been my fav. Close competition to him; Jonathan Winters and Gabriele Iglesies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kenneth Arthur Dodd of Knotty Ash

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

comedians now.... sarah millican and john bishop... Reg D hunter....

american comedians... Dave chappelle....

classic comedians... Richard Pryor.....

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Frankie Boyle

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Reg D Hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Stade and Frankie Boyle

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Eddie Izzard.

I just love "Death Star Canteen" and "Cake or Death" in lego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Kevin Bridge's. went to see him the end of last year and he was bloody brilliant

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Can't believe nobody mentioned Dave Allen yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave Allen was a genius.

Dara O'brian is amazing.

Bob Monkhouse was very funny stand up.

Kevin Bridges very funny indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans! Only comedian I would pay money to go and see for two hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like Jack Whitehall.. and michael mcintyre..

i do love stand up XD

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

"Can't believe nobody mentioned Dave Allen yet."

I thought that too, saw the program last night on BBC2, brought back a lot of memory's of him on TV and I remembered most of the jokes and sketches they showed, sill as funny now as they were then.

Jenny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin bridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill Hicks

Who is the Irish guy that does, "eyebrows up" ? lol

And Pete n Dud sketches still make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard pryor (r.i.p), billy connoly, frankie boyle, dave allen and not a comedian but leslie nielsen in the naked gun films..

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Jerry Sadowitz. Makes Frankie Boyle seem like a choirboy. Never been on telly because his stuff is so full-on, though his supporters would argue he's a deeply moral guy.

Once greeted the a huge audience at the Montreal Comedy Festival with the immortal line "Good evening Moosef**kers" and got knocked out by someone as a result.

Also love Bill Hicks - he knew.

Ones I can't stand are Michael McIntyre and John Bishop.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Quite like Michaell Mactintyre for his intelligent humour and still love Billy Connolly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Bishop is my current fave.

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By *wingersrus465Couple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lee Mack, Tim Vine, Michael McIntyre, John Bishop and Peter Kay just to name a few

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Love - Bill Hicks (though he was a genius philosopher wrapped in a comedians body, really !), Jim Jeffries, Rich Hall and George Carlin

Hate - Denis Leary (for ripping off Hicks' material almost verbatim) and Michael McIntyre, cos he's an unfunny cunt (in my humble opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jethro. ..I laugh til i wet myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin Hart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chubby brown

john bishop

peter kay

lee evans

and the late Fankie Howard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i forgot

Billy Conolly

and Hector Nickle...a glasgow comedian

pure genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say Kevin Bridges and Lee Evans are the two most likely to get my money.

Just wish I was old enough to get along to see Dave Allen in his prime - one of the funniest comedians ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot someone...

Who's that bald bloke regular on Mock the Week?...

But he's LOL.

I like observational comedy.

People who can take the piss out of everyday life, things we do, see and say in everyday life.

Anyone who has the ability to do that is pure genius.

Lee Evans

Ben Elton

and that bald bloke regular on Mock the week are aces at that.

I'll add Paul Merton to that list because of his Razor sharp wit.

There's loads...muahaha!

Ben

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