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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? " Oh thank god, it'll fit! | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? " I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go? | |||
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" What's the point of being all show and no go?" 100%! All the huge cocks I've known have been "shove it in and waggle it a bit, that'll do her" Like, no! | |||
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"While I’m hiding in his wardrobe I rearrange his clothes by season or colour." 🤣 | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go?" Just shows how we can all misread intent. Mr Tea Monkey is average but glorious and attentive in bed. 😍😈 | |||
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Average I can work with if all the other boxes are ticked.
Now, if it is tiny:
If it doesn’t martch what I was shown, I get dressed and leave. | |||
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"For Me it's about the whole package.If I fancy him/her then it's a go go." This 😈 | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go? Just shows how we can all misread intent. Mr Tea Monkey is average but glorious and attentive in bed. 😍😈" Fair dues and all the best to the pair of you. I think we are just a little bit jaded by what seems the majority of recent threads asking one question but meaning something else. Eg "why can't I get a reply", "am I too old/young/fat/thin", "what's wrong with my profile?", etc, etc, where the question is repeatedly asked or all advice is ignored. What the OP of these threads is actually saying is "view my profile" | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go?" Don’t over think it my dear. It’s just a forum thread | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go? Just shows how we can all misread intent. Mr Tea Monkey is average but glorious and attentive in bed. 😍😈" Thank you 💋 | |||
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"Average is fucking perfect to me. And I can second the glorious and attentive 💜" Thank you 💋 | |||
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"Average is fine with me. Below average.... ummm, I hope he pleasures in other ways" | |||
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"Relief it's not huge or tiny "Yep! Average is always going to be my preference. My cervix doesn't do well with big. | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid "It’s ok, there are loads of big cocks for you 😉 | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go?" 😂😂😂 Brutal, at least a third of forum comments are poor attempts at humble brags. | |||
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"Well obviously I’ll sneer. Put my clothes back on and saunter out the door. Because “all” the women(z) on here just want BBC & gym ripped hunks. That said. How on earth did we get to that point? As I obviously (as a women(z) on here) never reply to any messages. So we’d never have met. And he wouldn’t have got naked with me in the first place. Because clearly I’m a “3” thinking I’m a “10”. Wow this has turned into a “sliding doors” of a piss-take/rant 🤣🤣 In truth - As long as I don’t need either tweezers or a fork lift to pick it up, I’m good to go. I’m just happy that the person I chose to be naked with is still there. "  | |||
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"Yay! I'll be able to deep throat and do anal! 😂😍" I love your thinking Jullie... I'm average and I often describe it as a one-size-fits-all willy. 😀 | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go? 😂😂😂 Brutal, at least a third of forum comments are poor attempts at humble brags. " I always enjoy it when people respond to messages halfway down threads that have been already answered and put to bed. I hope you carried on reading there, fella | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid
It’s ok, there are loads of big cocks for you 😉"Massive bellends! Winner. | |||
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"Thank god its not a whooper" I think that's a small blue Pokémon? | |||
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"For Me it's about the whole package.If I fancy him/her then it's a go go. This 😈" Also agreed! | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid
It’s ok, there are loads of big cocks for you 😉
Massive bellends! Winner."I know how much you love the big cocks | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid
It’s ok, there are loads of big cocks for you 😉
Massive bellends! Winner.
I know how much you love the big cocks"Confirmed- you have a UGE one. | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid
It’s ok, there are loads of big cocks for you 😉
Massive bellends! Winner.
I know how much you love the big cocks"How would you know? As previously established, you are perfectly average.  | |||
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"Denky top tip: If your member is not a show-stopper, turn him into one by attaching a top hot and googly eyes... now watch her jaw hit the ground as he springs from your pants." Edible glitter makes for an exciting and eye catching addition without that painful gritty death that is actual glitter 💜 | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid "Wait. I thought it was only men who were the borg and only stepped outside of groupthink to manipulate women into the sex | |||
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"Where is Carrick when you need that humble, subtle "i've got a big cock so i'm better than you" , post ? " Hiding from the reminder that he posted in public offering women up to hundreds of pounds to meet him | |||
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"Denky top tip: If your member is not a show-stopper, turn him into one by attaching a top hot and googly eyes... now watch her jaw hit the ground as he springs from your pants. Edible glitter makes for an exciting and eye catching addition without that painful gritty death that is actual glitter 💜" Ooooo. Now I know what I am doing for Valentines day. | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? I sense what you are actually trying to say is, "I'm a big boy and that makes me better than all the Mr Averages and below", and you were hoping all the comments would agree to help boost your ego. Unfortunately they all say the opposite, average is good and it's what you do that counts. What's the point of being all show and no go? 😂😂😂 Brutal, at least a third of forum comments are poor attempts at humble brags. I always enjoy it when people respond to messages halfway down threads that have been already answered and put to bed. I hope you carried on reading there, fella" Still reading | |||
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"I’m assuming that every other femme on the forums is a size queen… " Probably not all of them. But those that are and decided not to come in and say that they specifically didn't want an average penis on a thread about men with average penis size, more power to them. Go get those massive dicks if that's what you're into, especially if that process doesn't involve making those that aren't within your preferences feel inferior 💜 | |||
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"I’m assuming that every other femme on the forums is a size queen… Probably not all of them. But those that are and decided not to come in and say that they specifically didn't want an average penis on a thread about men with average penis size, more power to them. Go get those massive dicks if that's what you're into, especially if that process doesn't involve making those that aren't within your preferences feel inferior 💜" This is a very good point beautifully put. ❤️👌 | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? " Excellent. That's my preference. | |||
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"Is this fab’s first ever case of female white knights?! Give over, ladies. It won’t get you laid "It probably will... | |||
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"I often wonder how well calibrated women are at visually measuring cocks , I’ve been told I am average, girthy, above average, upper end of average, Big, huge, massive, you'll kill me with that, and I don’t think your little weaner is gonna do anything for me…..they cant all be right can they?" Sometimes they're being nice. Sometimes they've just had a different sample pool to compare to. Some just have different preferences. It can be more than enough for some and not enough for others. Women are not a single unit 💜 | |||
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"Guys if you ever find yourself in this position you’ve got to ask her if you can fist her. It’s the only way. Never done this myself mind you. Let me know how you get on "I’d manage with his small knob thanks as to being fisted that would definitely be a no no for me | |||
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"While I’m hiding in his wardrobe I rearrange his clothes by season or colour." Surely you can't do season in the UK? I might need a heavy knit in July...? | |||
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"While I’m hiding in his wardrobe I rearrange his clothes by season or colour. Surely you can't do season in the UK? I might need a heavy knit in July...?" It does get complicated. I came up with ‘transitional pieces’ to muddle through. Bear in mind it gets dark inside wardrobes so it’s not an exact science. | |||
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"When you’ve got him naked, you see his cock for the first time and he’s average, what’s your reaction? " happy to be average what they see is what they get the “doing” will blow her mind | |||
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"I like an average guy… it’s all about knowing how to use it… 🤷🏻♀️ So many well hung guys seem to think (from my experience) that cos it’s big no real technique or effort is needed " I've experienced this myself n in my personal opinion most guys who have been well hung haven't been that good in bed, most average guys have been very pleasurable. | |||
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"Yay! I'll be able to deep throat and do anal! 😂😍" That was my first thought too.lol | |||
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