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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I’m feeling romantic. Must be my age and hormones playing up again.

I’m 7 years single and forgot what it feels like!

90% of the time I want to hurl into a bucket at the site of romance, but my Oxytocin is in full force today. 🤢 sorry!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, had done etc etc?

Give me all the cheese! 🌹 🧀

I would find a cuddle romantic right now.

(I will look at this thread tomorrow and wonder who the fuck I was today, then ask for Ballbag photos and stuff)

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

I find it hard to name the most romantic thing I’ve done. Partners appreciate different things. But I enjoy making an effort to let my partners know that I love them. And that I pay attention to what they like. And I want to show them that.

I just love all that gooey romantic shit.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I find it hard to name the most romantic thing I’ve done. Partners appreciate different things. But I enjoy making an effort to let my partners know that I love them. And that I pay attention to what they like. And I want to show them that.

I just love all that gooey romantic shit. "

That’s hella romantic. And costs nothing. The best kind 👏

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By *ildTimes.Man
1 week ago

Colchester/London

"He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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By *londebiguyMan
1 week ago

Southport

I was once working in Spain in the Eighties and my partner flew to Seville to spend one night with me.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
1 week ago

the moon

Built them a kingdom 😉

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By *oxy-RedWoman
1 week ago

pink panther territory

10 years single for me and I miss all the romance, holding hands etc I think romance or being romantic is a becoming a thing of the past

The most romantic thing I had done for me was a trip to Northern Ireland I always wanted to visit the town where my Granda wad born,was truly beautiful, hearts&flowers

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


""He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals." ~ Benjamin Franklin"

Indeed. Facts.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
1 week ago

North West

There was the time that B made me a pancake that said Happy Valentines Day because I was more excited about Pancake Day! 😂😍🥞

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I was once working in Spain in the Eighties and my partner flew to Seville to spend one night with me."

That’s pretty special. I hope you had a night full of orgasms!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Built them a kingdom 😉"

I need details! You can’t drop a “bomb” like that cherry 😉

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"10 years single for me and I miss all the romance, holding hands etc I think romance or being romantic is a becoming a thing of the past

The most romantic thing I had done for me was a trip to Northern Ireland I always wanted to visit the town where my Granda wad born,was truly beautiful, hearts&flowers"

That’s lush! And very sentimental. ♥️

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By *ony MannMan
1 week ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


""He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals." ~ Benjamin Franklin"

He did, and ran away from his first son.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
1 week ago

Halifax

Romance is dead 💀 🙄

Yes, I'm very cynical...

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"There was the time that B made me a pancake that said Happy Valentines Day because I was more excited about Pancake Day! 😂😍🥞"

🤣 I was contemplating a pancake day thread because it’s my favourite day of the year.

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By *olden PoleMan
1 week ago

London

Can’t I just send you a ball bag photo? Can attache attached a red bow for the sake of variety.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
1 week ago

the moon


""He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals." ~ Benjamin Franklin

He did, and ran away from his first son."

Must have been a little shit

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Romance is dead 💀 🙄

Yes, I'm very cynical..."

Chuck some Percy Sledge on get your best dildo out 😉

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By *sWyldWoman
1 week ago

Edinburgh

I hear ya. I long for romance and I thought I'd experienced it but even that turned out to be a lie.

Now whenever I feel a bit sad that I've no one to hold me as I sleep I remember this..

After passion calls and fate intervenes. Who else is a woman left with but herself.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Can’t I just send you a ball bag photo? Can attache attached a red bow for the sake of variety."

Yeah go on then. Write my name in strawberries and nestle them on top. please.

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
1 week ago

Wales

Had a valentines meal in a restaurant with 25 other cringe couples...

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By *aybeLadyWoman
1 week ago

West Dublin

I'm struggling to come up with anything tbh. Was married for 13yrs, then a bf for 2.

Did I block it all out?? Neither men were romantic. I survived this way.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
1 week ago

Maidstone

I don't think I've ever experienced romance. Was with my ex nearly 30 years and zero romance involved.

Think I might quite like to experience it before I completely turn into crazy cat lady but I'm not holding my breath.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
1 week ago

Halifax


"Romance is dead 💀 🙄

Yes, I'm very cynical...

Chuck some Percy Sledge on get your best dildo out 😉 "

Lol...😂😂😂 probably the best option....

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By *olden PoleMan
1 week ago

London


"Can’t I just send you a ball bag photo? Can attache attached a red bow for the sake of variety.

Yeah go on then. Write my name in strawberries and nestle them on top. please. "

Oh I’m not sure I’ve the capacity for that kinda thing….boner and ballbag - deal?

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By *IXEN200Woman
1 week ago

newcastle upon tyne

Romance what's that, it's dead and buried now.

I must say though I bought my grandchildren a cup 🥤 set with a popcorn 🍿 holder to share, yes valentines day one, but they are my only love now ❤️

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By *orksRockerMan
1 week ago

Bradford

A VERY long time ago I saw a very pretty rock chick girl looking at pendants in a stall in Leeds. It was one of those little stalls that pop up on the walkway in an arndale.

She was looking intently on one for a while and then stopped and went into Boots next door. For some reason I came over all romantic and wanted to make her day. I went to the stall and bought the one she was looking at. It wasn't alot at the time and found her in Boots and said:-

"Saw you looking at this and wanted you to have it."

She looked shocked but took it and I left. It was wrapped in a small brown paper bag. I didn't want it to appear like a chat up line or anything contrived so didn't stay and left immediately.

I did walk about 100 meters away outside Boots to see if I could see her. She did seem to walk out after about two minutes and look for me. She did catch my eye and there was a HUGE smile when she saw me. I smiled back and turned and left.

I still periodically think about her.

Absolutely all true

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Had a valentines meal in a restaurant with 25 other cringe couples..."

Cheese on cheese on cheese 😂

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"A VERY long time ago I saw a very pretty rock chick girl looking at pendants in a stall in Leeds. It was one of those little stalls that pop up on the walkway in an arndale.

She was looking intently on one for a while and then stopped and went into Boots next door. For some reason I came over all romantic and wanted to make her day. I went to the stall and bought the one she was looking at. It wasn't alot at the time and found her in Boots and said:-

"Saw you looking at this and wanted you to have it."

She looked shocked but took it and I left. It was wrapped in a small brown paper bag. I didn't want it to appear like a chat up line or anything contrived so didn't stay and left immediately.

I did walk about 100 meters away outside Boots to see if I could see her. She did seem to walk out after about two minutes and look for me. She did catch my eye and there was a HUGE smile when she saw me. I smiled back and turned and left.

I still periodically think about her.

Absolutely all true"

Did you go home and give your wife a Joni Mitchell CD? 😭

To be fair that’s a lovely story. 👏

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
1 week ago

Reading

Our first date was pretty romantic. We went to a big bookstore and wandered around the different sections showing each other books we both loved at different points of our lives. Then when we each had a big pile of books we found a quiet corner and read aloud favourite parts of our favourite books to each other.

We stayed so long we had to eat food in the cafe and ended up playing Scrabble and flirted with each other as he cheated so badly.

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By *eoBloomsMan
1 week ago

Springfield


"Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I’m feeling romantic. Must be my age and hormones playing up again.

I’m 7 years single and forgot what it feels like!

90% of the time I want to hurl into a bucket at the site of romance, but my Oxytocin is in full force today. 🤢 sorry!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, had done etc etc?

Give me all the cheese! 🌹 🧀

I would find a cuddle romantic right now.

(I will look at this thread tomorrow and wonder who the fuck I was today, then ask for Ballbag photos and stuff)"

It's very healthy to have a bit of romance sometimes, don't lose it OP !

Have always done small and silly things with partners and lovers, not just on Feb 14th. Poems, surprises, unusual dates, all that shizzle!

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By *TRAY-CATMan
1 week ago

dundee

3 yrs since wife passed . But still believe that romance is not about giving or receiving gifts. It's a simple walk holding hands, home snuggled up on the couch with chocolates,Crisps and a pepsi..I think the simplest of acts make romance more meaningful.

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By *utteredBreadMan
1 week ago

Manchester

Don't think I've really experienced it. There was a girl I was talking to a few years back, closest feeling I would describe as romance. Long story short she ditched me to be with someone else. Whole experienced messed me up real bad. I look back and think it might have been my fault for not taking our relationship seriously enough. I don't know but honestly at this point I don't really care anymore.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
1 week ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I slept in the wet patch

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By *rX2024123Man
1 week ago

Rotherfield


"I hear ya. I long for romance and I thought I'd experienced it but even that turned out to be a lie.

Now whenever I feel a bit sad that I've no one to hold me as I sleep I remember this..

After passion calls and fate intervenes. Who else is a woman left with but herself.

"

That's sad, I loved to spoon my partner until we fell asleep. I miss that now.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I’m feeling romantic. Must be my age and hormones playing up again.

I’m 7 years single and forgot what it feels like!

90% of the time I want to hurl into a bucket at the site of romance, but my Oxytocin is in full force today. 🤢 sorry!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, had done etc etc?

Give me all the cheese! 🌹 🧀

I would find a cuddle romantic right now.

(I will look at this thread tomorrow and wonder who the fuck I was today, then ask for Ballbag photos and stuff)

It's very healthy to have a bit of romance sometimes, don't lose it OP !

Have always done small and silly things with partners and lovers, not just on Feb 14th. Poems, surprises, unusual dates, all that shizzle!"

Trying not to. I promise. I’m digging deep to find it. I’m romantic to myself. I always light candles when I shower

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands

I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"3 yrs since wife passed . But still believe that romance is not about giving or receiving gifts. It's a simple walk holding hands, home snuggled up on the couch with chocolates,Crisps and a pepsi..I think the simplest of acts make romance more meaningful. "

♥️

I absolutely agree with you.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I slept in the wet patch"

Not all heroes wear capes Dai. 👏

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen

I'll tell you on other means. I'm not saying it on here FFS.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️ "

Is it true? I’ll take ten bottles.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️ "

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'll tell you on other means. I'm not saying it on here FFS."

😂 anal sex does not count as romantic!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?"

Rhyme foxy rhyme. Not rhythm.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I'll tell you on other means. I'm not saying it on here FFS.

😂 anal sex does not count as romantic! "

It does if there are a dozen roses in me Japs Eye.

*Sorry. 'eye of the Oriental persuasion'

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By *cott73Man
1 week ago

brighton


"Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I’m feeling romantic. Must be my age and hormones playing up again.

I’m 7 years single and forgot what it feels like!

90% of the time I want to hurl into a bucket at the site of romance, but my Oxytocin is in full force today. 🤢 sorry!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, had done etc etc?

Give me all the cheese! 🌹 🧀

I would find a cuddle romantic right now.

(I will look at this thread tomorrow and wonder who the fuck I was today, then ask for Ballbag photos and stuff)"

I can offer you a slice of Brighton Blue which is currently stinking my fridge out!

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By *inkylipsWoman
1 week ago

Debauchery

9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'll tell you on other means. I'm not saying it on here FFS.

😂 anal sex does not count as romantic!

It does if there are a dozen roses in me Japs Eye.

*Sorry. 'eye of the Oriental persuasion'"

Thorns and all? Ok that’s romantic. But messy. She’ll be fishing petals out of her arse for days!

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?"

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

South Wales

I’ve been romanced, back in the day. It’s pretty epic knowing someone has the feels and it’s not just about getting their balls emptied.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes"

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

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By *illy IdolMan
1 week ago

Midlands


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk! "

Absolutely not!😱🤣

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣"

Someone romance this beautiful being immediately!!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ve been romanced, back in the day. It’s pretty epic knowing someone has the feels and it’s not just about getting their balls emptied.

"

It’s no mean feat so I’m impressed.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk! "

Apparently there were only two words in the dictionary that have no other words rhyming with them. One was orange, but they discovered Blorange (which you should know about MYB) and the other is 'spunktrumpet'

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

Absolutely not!😱🤣"

I’m gonna take a point. It went like this…

My spunk, my spunk my spunk my spunk,

My tasty youthful spunk,

It comes out of my trunk,

Makes you look young, my spunk

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

Apparently there were only two words in the dictionary that have no other words rhyming with them. One was orange, but they discovered Blorange (which you should know about MYB) and the other is 'spunktrumpet'

"

I know the Blorenge very well. It’s my regular hiking spot. Great wild swimming in the Keepers Pond too.

Lots of doggers at night. Something for everyone.

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By *lynJMan
1 week ago

Morden

I did all the usual romantic things like holding hands when out walking, flowers etc. The most romantic thing I did was to have pendant made for her 50th birthday. - 2 hearts intertwined with a piece of amber in the centre.

Always emotional, she burst into tears of joy when she saw it 😃

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire

One ex was big into grand romantic gestures, and it all felt a bit performative and insincere. The most genuinely romantic thing he did was when I had norovirus and he gently held my hair out of the way while I puked. Or just giving me a cuddle from behind while I was washing up. That's the shit that matters, and he never even realised.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

1 week ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Gave her my last Tangfastic. 🤷‍♂️

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I did all the usual romantic things like holding hands when out walking, flowers etc. The most romantic thing I did was to have pendant made for her 50th birthday. - 2 hearts intertwined with a piece of amber in the centre.

Always emotional, she burst into tears of joy when she saw it 😃"

You romantic bugger Glyn 😉

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"One ex was big into grand romantic gestures, and it all felt a bit performative and insincere. The most genuinely romantic thing he did was when I had norovirus and he gently held my hair out of the way while I puked. Or just giving me a cuddle from behind while I was washing up. That's the shit that matters, and he never even realised."

Oh 100% those are the things that count. Couldn’t agree more.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Gave her my last Tangfastic. 🤷‍♂️"

Hmmmm verdict is out on this one. I think maybe Percy Pig would have a more romantic feel to it.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
1 week ago

Northerner

I do love a bit of romance but not had cause to be so for a while now … but it’s the little gestures day to day not just on hallmark occasions.

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By *inkylipsWoman
1 week ago

Debauchery


"9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣

Someone romance this beautiful being immediately!! "

Must be having a hormone malfunction because this actually made me cry 😭 ffs get a grip woman (me)😂🤣😂🤣

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By *eoBloomsMan
1 week ago

Springfield


"One ex was big into grand romantic gestures, and it all felt a bit performative and insincere. The most genuinely romantic thing he did was when I had norovirus and he gently held my hair out of the way while I puked. Or just giving me a cuddle from behind while I was washing up. That's the shit that matters, and he never even realised."

I think a decent definition of romance is doing the smallest things with the greatest love, or the greatest care if love ain't your bag !

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By *lynJMan
1 week ago

Morden


"I did all the usual romantic things like holding hands when out walking, flowers etc. The most romantic thing I did was to have pendant made for her 50th birthday. - 2 hearts intertwined with a piece of amber in the centre.

Always emotional, she burst into tears of joy when she saw it 😃

You romantic bugger Glyn 😉 "

You say the sweetest things 😁

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

Absolutely not!😱🤣

I’m gonna take a point. It went like this…

My spunk, my spunk my spunk my spunk,

My tasty youthful spunk,

It comes out of my trunk,

Makes you look young, my spunk"

This is what he (AI) wrote...

Old Nell knows how to play

Wrinkles fade in youthful sway

Magic touch keeps age at bay

Toy boys make her young each day

Magic spunk

Her secret brew

Nell is starting life anew

Age is just a past taboo

Spunk's the trick

Who ever knew?

🤔🤨🙄

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣

Someone romance this beautiful being immediately!!

Must be having a hormone malfunction because this actually made me cry 😭 ffs get a grip woman (me)😂🤣😂🤣"

We have most definitely synced 😂 😂

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

Absolutely not!😱🤣

I’m gonna take a point. It went like this…

My spunk, my spunk my spunk my spunk,

My tasty youthful spunk,

It comes out of my trunk,

Makes you look young, my spunk

This is what he (AI) wrote...

Old Nell knows how to play

Wrinkles fade in youthful sway

Magic touch keeps age at bay

Toy boys make her young each day

Magic spunk

Her secret brew

Nell is starting life anew

Age is just a past taboo

Spunk's the trick

Who ever knew?

🤔🤨🙄"

Is this the actual WI poem? In all its glory?!

This is nothing short of a masterpiece

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By *ell GwynnWoman
1 week ago

North Yorkshire


"I made a song for a cougar about how Willy Idols spunk was the secret to her youthful looks. That was pretty romantic ❤️

Did you make 'spunk' rhythm with 'hunk' in there somewhere?

I'm sure of that and "love trunk". It's quite limited what rhymes

So basically you stole the Black Eyes Peas song and made it all about your spunk!

Absolutely not!😱🤣

I’m gonna take a point. It went like this…

My spunk, my spunk my spunk my spunk,

My tasty youthful spunk,

It comes out of my trunk,

Makes you look young, my spunk

This is what he (AI) wrote...

Old Nell knows how to play

Wrinkles fade in youthful sway

Magic touch keeps age at bay

Toy boys make her young each day

Magic spunk

Her secret brew

Nell is starting life anew

Age is just a past taboo

Spunk's the trick

Who ever knew?

🤔🤨🙄

Is this the actual WI poem? In all its glory?!

This is nothing short of a masterpiece "

Just an exerpt...

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By *anonfire96Man
1 week ago

Mansfield

How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice? "

Alright alright don’t make a scene. 😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice? "

Hygiene basically

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice?

Hygiene basically "

🤣 🤣

Twat

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By *avexxMan
1 week ago

cheshire

romance it makes the heart flutter and the mind wonder

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice?

Hygiene basically

🤣 🤣

Twat"

Yes. That general area.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
1 week ago

Wales

3 years single and couldn't be happier.

Don't think I've ever experienced romance, not the lovey dovey, cheese fest kind anyway

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman
1 week ago

Yorkshire

My teenager arranged a bouquet of flowers, candles, heart confetti, sweets and made a little sign asking his girlfriend to be his valentine this weekend. I was both proud and wanted to vomit 😅.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP   Woman
1 week ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice?

Hygiene basically

🤣 🤣

Twat

Yes. That general area. "

It’s all those leeks I eat.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"How the hell have you been single so long? Is it by choice?

Hygiene basically

🤣 🤣

Twat

Yes. That general area.

It’s all those leeks I eat. "

You see, is it 😂

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By *osseffMan
1 week ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!

For me it's also the little things, the first kiss in the door from a day's work. Snuggles on the sofa. Just making sure there always ok or if they need anything.

I did write a song for someone special, that was cool. And she was genuinely in love with that.

We used to hold hands in bed until we fell asleep...I think everyone needs a bit of romance, don't give up on it. It's nice...

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 week ago

A den in the Glen


"For me it's also the little things, the first kiss in the door from a day's work. Snuggles on the sofa. Just making sure there always ok or if they need anything.

I did write a song for someone special, that was cool. And she was genuinely in love with that.

We used to hold hands in bed until we fell asleep...I think everyone needs a bit of romance, don't give up on it. It's nice...

"

I think I might have been a little bit sick in my mouth there 😂

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By *ig1gaz1Man
1 week ago

bradford

Romance isnt dead as long as you do something about it.

Ive done it for many years on this forum and other forums and enjoyed every moment of doing them.

Ive given many a smile and made some cry of happiness, given many a surprise.

Whilst some have been naughty

Its all been worth it.

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By *mf123Man
1 week ago

with one foot out the door

I drove 70 miles to give someone a 6 pinter of milk for a coffee once dunno if that counts truth be told i just wanted an excuse to see her but that was long ago in a previous life lost to time and fate

But ball bags i can do

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By *antra MassageMan
1 week ago

city

I love romance. When I was returning home from living in Asia, I contacted a long lost lover, and asked her where in the world she was.

Paris.

We spent a wonderful few days rambling around the streets and parks of Paris.

We said goodbye on the Champs Elyseé.

We never met again.

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By *ags73Man
1 week ago

glasgow-ish

Not looking forward to Valentine’s Day. But, that’s over 5 years and I wish I could ignore what I see in the stores but, it’s not so easy to get through with what you see and then there’s the email offers.

I’ll buy myself some chocolates on the day, I guess.

I suppose part of me always hoped, but dating apps made me realise it wasn’t gonna happen.

Hugs to all those feeling similar.

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By *inkylipsWoman
1 week ago

Debauchery


"9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣

Someone romance this beautiful being immediately!!

Must be having a hormone malfunction because this actually made me cry 😭 ffs get a grip woman (me)😂🤣😂🤣

We have most definitely synced 😂 😂 "

Haha we will look back at this and be like yuck wtf 🤢.

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I’m feeling romantic. Must be my age and hormones playing up again.

I’m 7 years single and forgot what it feels like!

90% of the time I want to hurl into a bucket at the site of romance, but my Oxytocin is in full force today. 🤢 sorry!

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done, had done etc etc?

Give me all the cheese! 🌹 🧀

I would find a cuddle romantic right now.

(I will look at this thread tomorrow and wonder who the fuck I was today, then ask for Ballbag photos and stuff)"

hopefully your find some x

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"10 years single for me and I miss all the romance, holding hands etc I think romance or being romantic is a becoming a thing of the past

The most romantic thing I had done for me was a trip to Northern Ireland I always wanted to visit the town where my Granda wad born,was truly beautiful, hearts&flowers"

hopefully some one comes your way.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
1 week ago

Hastings

So come on then girls give us guys some ideas of what you would like for Valentines 💝 but don't go to extravagant. We don't all have the cash for romantic holidays..

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"I'm struggling to come up with anything tbh. Was married for 13yrs, then a bf for 2.

Did I block it all out?? Neither men were romantic. I survived this way. "

I can happen.

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"I don't think I've ever experienced romance. Was with my ex nearly 30 years and zero romance involved.

Think I might quite like to experience it before I completely turn into crazy cat lady but I'm not holding my breath. "

It's out there

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"3 years single and couldn't be happier.

Don't think I've ever experienced romance, not the lovey dovey, cheese fest kind anyway "

Romance is possible.

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"I’ve been romanced, back in the day. It’s pretty epic knowing someone has the feels and it’s not just about getting their balls emptied.

"

very True

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By *uidedironwayMan
1 week ago

Cornwall

It’s a day to celebrate love generally is it not? I love on a daily basis why just make it on one day on a cold and soggy February

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By *ea monkeyMan
1 week ago

Manchester (he/him)

I hate to pour cold water on this but I find valentines to be the least romantic part of the year.

I find that the necessity and obligation associated are the absolute opposite of romance. I consider myself to be a thoughtful and romantic person but I always skip Valentine’s Day. I’d much rather show my love through the year than when I’m told to.

I feel more that it’s increasingly a day of sadness for singles than joy for couples

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

My late partner and I where a very romantic couple. I think the sweetest thing he would do would be when I had insomnia and hadn't slept for about 5 days and was going hallucinating he would drive all the way to mine (82)miles just to relax me (stroking me and singing to me) until I fell asleep and then drive home again as he knew I'd be asleep for about 24 hrs

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By *vaRose43Woman
1 week ago

Forest of Dean

Romance and affection don’t need to be on a prescribed day. I’d much rather someone did something thoughtful to show me than spend a stupid amount of money on overpriced crap on a specific day.

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By *exy-SashWoman
1 week ago

Leighton Buzzard

I love love Romance…

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
1 week ago

Reading

I needed a hug so he drove over and gave me a hug.

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By *exy-SashWoman
1 week ago

Leighton Buzzard


"I needed a hug so he drove over and gave me a hug. "
❤️

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By *issmorganWoman
1 week ago

Calderdale innit

Probably the first anniversary 8 years ago with my partner..

He took me away for the night, up in the dales, to a lovely pub that had gorgeous cabin type rooms outdoors.

He even had champagne and chocolates in the room too and there was a gorgeous log fire in the pub,which was welcome in November.

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By *ingerie DreamerMan
1 week ago

telford

Written songs and poetry for a few women. But only when truly in love or truly brokenhearted.

It’s balm to a troubled soul xxx

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By *rX2024123Man
1 week ago

Rotherfield


"9 years single, I don’t know or have never known what true romance is. It’s all bullshit. Baaa humbug 🤣

Someone romance this beautiful being immediately!!

Must be having a hormone malfunction because this actually made me cry 😭 ffs get a grip woman (me)😂🤣😂🤣"

Blimey what a figure!

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By *inkylipsWoman
1 week ago

Debauchery


"I hate to pour cold water on this but I find valentines to be the least romantic part of the year.

I find that the necessity and obligation associated are the absolute opposite of romance. I consider myself to be a thoughtful and romantic person but I always skip Valentine’s Day. I’d much rather show my love through the year than when I’m told to.

I feel more that it’s increasingly a day of sadness for singles than joy for couples "

Couldn’t agree more 👍🏽

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
1 week ago

Ends

Romeo mcflourish. The most romance of them all.

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By *naswingdressWoman
1 week ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I hate to pour cold water on this but I find valentines to be the least romantic part of the year.

I find that the necessity and obligation associated are the absolute opposite of romance. I consider myself to be a thoughtful and romantic person but I always skip Valentine’s Day. I’d much rather show my love through the year than when I’m told to.

I feel more that it’s increasingly a day of sadness for singles than joy for couples "

Yeah. It feels formulaic, and I felt that way in relationships too

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"I do love a bit of romance but not had cause to be so for a while now … but it’s the little gestures day to day not just on hallmark occasions. "
True

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

My sister got married at the ice Palace in Finland on valentines day

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By *r Cheeky cheekyMan
1 week ago

essex


"My sister got married at the ice Palace in Finland on valentines day"

Brilliant x

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