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Super Hero? My arse

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By *ackandkate OP   Couple
over a year ago

Truro

I was about to put my soup into the microwave at work today and noticed a spider on the turntable.

I thought to myself that if I zap him and then let him bite me, I'll change into Peter Parker's alter ego.

So I turned it on and zapped the little beast. I opened the oven to get my dinner out to find he'd either fucked off into the workings of the oven, or he'd suddenly become invisable and is waiting for the opportunity to get me the next time I use the zapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha puts me in mind of sticking spiders up the gas taps in chemistry at school...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or he fell in your soup and you ate him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or he fell in your soup and you ate him. "

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Or he fell in your soup and you ate him. "

extra protein...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if the soup was crunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You probably swallowed her, she will lay eggs inside you and baby spiders will spew from your mouth in a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

microwaves make spiders combust.. thought everyone knew that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Or he fell in your soup and you ate him. "

Nooooo silly, the spider eat the fly that was in the soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You probably swallowed her, she will lay eggs inside you and baby spiders will spew from your mouth in a few days."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know an old lady that swallowed a spider, it wriggled and tiggled and wiggled insider 'er

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Or he fell in your soup and you ate him. "

...That's me off soup for the next few weeks.

- Amy. x

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