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"Good evening. I will have a Rum & Coke please. And whatever your having "I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well.  | |||
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"A JD for me please" On the rocks Madam? | |||
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"Good evening. I will have a Rum & Coke please. And whatever your having
I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well. "you said Drinks were on you | |||
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"Good evening. I will have a Rum & Coke please. And whatever your having
I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well. you said Drinks were on you "Entrapped by my own words.... You're a crafty one. I'm watching you. | |||
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"Good evening. I will have a Rum & Coke please. And whatever your having
I'm not that generous. You're not drinking mine as well. you said Drinks were on you
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"Mead please. Failing that, an ale." 1 Newky Brown coming up. | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night" I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packed of chilli peanuts on the side please " My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles. | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. "think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within? | |||
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"G and T please " With a slice? | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within? "Do you have any experience? | |||
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"A baby Guinness or 6 please 🙏 "ahh, okay. 6 baby Guinness it is. Enjoy. | |||
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"G and T please With a slice?" Yes please xxx | |||
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"I'm having a month of Alchohol Never mind giving it up! Champagne all around." What? So you're buying too. This is turning into a party. | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? "I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles. "Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂 | |||
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"G and T please With a slice? Yes please xxx " On it's way.  | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂"exquisite taste | |||
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"Just a diet pepsi for me thanks .. I'm the designated driver ." I trust you have a bus? Looking like it will be needed. | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner "You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. | |||
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"Just a diet pepsi for me thanks .. I'm the designated driver . I trust you have a bus? Looking like it will be needed. ".. ... I'm sure I'll find a bus somewhere . Do I need one with a bar and dancing pole 🤔 | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. "just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone | |||
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"Baileys & ice please " Apologies for the slow service. On it's way. Enjoy. | |||
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"Just a diet pepsi for me thanks .. I'm the designated driver . I trust you have a bus? Looking like it will be needed. .. ...
I'm sure I'll find a bus somewhere . Do I need one with a bar and dancing pole 🤔 "A good chance inhibitions will be reduced.... Yes a bus with a pole. | |||
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"Baileys coffee pls" The kettle is slow to boil. Doing my best. You're tipple will arrive shortly. | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸" any ice with that sir | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸" In a pint glass Sir? | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone "What type of accident prone? | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone
What type of accident prone? "spilling drinks on laps | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂"I'm glad I brought my credit card. | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. "me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ? | |||
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"Barcadi and a monster pipeline punch please as its gonna be a long night I think it might be. This Fab bar tender is very slow at making the drinks. think you need some more bar staff , should i apply within?
Do you have any experience? I don’t…. But I’m a very quick learner
You're hired. Thank you. Now help me get these orders to the tables. just one thing before I’m hired. I am accident prone
What type of accident prone? spilling drinks on laps "Oh that's fine. I'm sure a gentleman will be drying them with a bar towel in no time. | |||
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"Sexy-sash .if you spill drinks on my lap you have to help clean it up . "thanks for the heads up I’ll avoid your table… hehe x | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ? "Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. | |||
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"I'll have a gentleman jack neat please." On it's way Sir. A double measure too. | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. "did you have your slippers on? | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 In a pint glass Sir? " • Served in a Highball please. 🙂 | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 · any ice with that sir "ㅤㅤ Only if you join me in the vestibule, on the green suede banquette. 🩶 | |||
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"Guinness please … cold and creamy " coming right up , just waiting for the head to settle | |||
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"Just had my first lagarita - grapefruit tequila and a couple of other bits, topped up with a beautiful lager…so good, I’ll have another please!" I’ve tweaked it for you Madam added an umbrella. Enjoy | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 In a pint glass Sir? • Served in a Highball please. 🙂" I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in? | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 In a pint glass Sir? • Served in a Highball please. 🙂 I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in? "• Perfect!  | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on? "Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 · any ice with that sir
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Only if you join me in the vestibule, on the green suede banquette. 🩶"that sounds delightful | |||
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"Tanqueray ∅.∅% with Indian tonic water, please, with lime. 🍋🟩 🍸 In a pint glass Sir? • Served in a Highball please. 🙂 I'm sorry Nero I don't have such glasses. Happy to hand you the bottle and put a straw in?
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Perfect! "Oh damn. Only got Hen Night willy straws left. | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? "whats brown & sticky | |||
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"I’ll play it safe with a glass of Rioja cheers dude " My newly hired safe handed beverage server Sexy Sash will be over with immediately. | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky "A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) | |||
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles ." Pringles?!! | |||
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"A large Baileys pls,I've earned it "With any ice Madam? | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky
A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) "what can I say , I had stage fright | |||
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"A large Baileys pls,I've earned it
With any ice Madam? "No thanks | |||
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"A large Baileys pls,I've earned it
With any ice Madam?
No thanks"Poured and on it's way. Why so deserved btw? | |||
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"I'll have a lime & soda with a packet of chilli peanuts on the side please My generosity doesn't extend to nibbles.
Fine, I'll take a bottle of Dom Pérignon Rose 1959 instead then 🙂
I'm glad I brought my credit card. me to if your offering pints of spirit zz have you knocked you head ?
Not that I remember, although I did fall down the stairs yesterday morning and it was dark when I came around. did you have your slippers on?
Oh. A comedian. Perhaps you'd like to tell joke we can all giggle at? whats brown & sticky
A stick. (Try harder please else I'm sacking you) what can I say , I had stage fright "The response to your joke was so quiet, I thought everybody had gone. Redeem yourself.... Make it funny. | |||
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"I’ll have a margarita del Diablo please " Is sea salt okay around the rim? All out of Saxo. | |||
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles . Pringles?!! " ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). | |||
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"Haha if you make it strong enough I won’t care what’s there" On it's way Madam. You'll do a decent impression of Esther Rantzen when your gums peel back over your teeth. | |||
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles . Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). " any curly wurlys? X | |||
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles . Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). any curly wurlys? X" .. ... The only curly wurly is me .sorry | |||
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"Damn .watching you lot drinking is making me depressed. Think I'll go sit in the bus, put the radio on ,have a nap and wait for you to stagger out.. FYI I've got nibbles . Pringles?!! ... yeah got pringles , popcorn , even got a party suzie with pickled onions, ham,cheese,pineapples.( and cocktail sticks). " ...."Okay Everybody." Lets make our way to the nibbles bus. | |||
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"An old fashion please .. cheers " ill decorate it with some zest a slice of orange & a cocktail cherry | |||
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"An old fashion please .. cheers " ... You're going to have to tell me what's in that. I don't know? | |||
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"Kir royal please " Bonjoir Madame. Apprécier. | |||
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"An old fashion please .. cheers ... You're going to have to tell me what's in that. I don't know? " A traditional whisky cocktail with bitters, soda water and a simple orange garnish. It’s a simple cocktail really, best served cold in a whisky glass | |||
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"An old fashion please .. cheers ... You're going to have to tell me what's in that. I don't know? A traditional whisky cocktail with bitters, soda water and a simple orange garnish. It’s a simple cocktail really, best served cold in a whisky glass " Thank you. Always learn something new from the Fab community. | |||
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"Can I have a hot chocolate? Feeling a bit pants and need some comfort. " Of course you may. The best ever made. Hope it does the trick and cheers you up. | |||
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"Mead please. Failing that, an ale. 1 Newky Brown coming up. " Thank you good sir. Next ones on me. | |||
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"Two black Americanos please " They left ten minutes ago..... Nescafe? | |||
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"Mead please. Failing that, an ale. 1 Newky Brown coming up. Thank you good sir. Next ones on me." They are moorish. Go on then. Thank you. | |||
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"Kir royal please Bonjoir Madame. Apprécier. " Tres bien monsieur | |||
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"Kir royal please Bonjoir Madame. Apprécier. Tres bien monsieur" Avec plaisir. | |||
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"Kir royal please Bonjoir Madame. Apprécier. Tres bien monsieur Avec plaisir. "I should really stop googling French. Probably just replied: Your Mother looks like a warthog. | |||
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"Black Russian please, with vanilla vodka if you have it " Alas, you're a bit late to the fun. The Black Russian has gone. I do have some vodka left though and some ice cream in the freezer. | |||
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"I'll have a bells and lemonade please. " .... Shall I simply pour the lemonade over it. Ding Dong! | |||
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"Black Russian please, with vanilla vodka if you have it Alas, you're a bit late to the fun. The Black Russian has gone. I do have some vodka left though and some ice cream in the freezer. "Hmmm what about a White Russian milkshake then? | |||
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"Black Russian please, with vanilla vodka if you have it Alas, you're a bit late to the fun. The Black Russian has gone. I do have some vodka left though and some ice cream in the freezer.
Hmmm what about a White Russian milkshake then? "...(gulp) Do you mean ... Me. Lightly drizzled in vodka with ice cream blobs on my nips? ..... I mean, that would be a ridiculous notion. I don't speak the lingo? | |||
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"Oh I think I'll go old school. Can I have an Archers and lemonade please. Ice and a slice of orange too! " Certainly. You said please. I always give a well mannered women what she asks for. | |||
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