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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been cleaning out the garage and discovered that the mouse I heard hurling itself about a few weeks ago has totally ignored all the old Pringles tubes and packets of rice etc. Instea it's burrowed into a bag of old supplements and medicine and sampled a bit of everything. Garlic, cod liver oil, green tea, dried apricots.....

So now there's sone kind of super rodent roaming about with a glowing complexion, perfectly healthy bowels and a penchant for yoga. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out and when it pops up to read the article on creatine I'll bloody well twat it with a mallet!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Squirrels. Annoying little soda. Sitting on my garden bench looking all smug. They're just rats with good PR.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Been cleaning out the garage and discovered that the mouse I heard hurling itself about a few weeks ago has totally ignored all the old Pringles tubes and packets of rice etc. Instea it's burrowed into a bag of old supplements and medicine and sampled a bit of everything. Garlic, cod liver oil, green tea, dried apricots.....

So now there's sone kind of super rodent roaming about with a glowing complexion, perfectly healthy bowels and a penchant for yoga. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out and when it pops up to read the article on creatine I'll bloody well twat it with a mallet!"

Hahaha!!! That's just given me a good laugh x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, if I trap one of the cats that breaks into my place would you like me to ship it your way to deal with SuperMouse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nae mice, rats or squirrel s at mine..... the dog has eaten them all.... its no wonder he has a dodgy tummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that really made me laugh

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Been cleaning out the garage and discovered that the mouse I heard hurling itself about a few weeks ago has totally ignored all the old Pringles tubes and packets of rice etc. Instea it's burrowed into a bag of old supplements and medicine and sampled a bit of everything. Garlic, cod liver oil, green tea, dried apricots.....

So now there's sone kind of super rodent roaming about with a glowing complexion, perfectly healthy bowels and a penchant for yoga. I'm gonna leave a copy of Men's Health out and when it pops up to read the article on creatine I'll bloody well twat it with a mallet!"

Be careful it doesn't wrestle the mallet off you. Some of those supplements might make it a bit testy.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

The cat only brings dead animals home! Sadist lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr!

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr! "

Mine likes to miaow outside my bedroom window the smack his paw of it, his preferred time is 3am!

He brings mice birds and bees as "gifts"..... I've told him only gift I want is from Ann Summers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, if I trap one of the cats that breaks into my place would you like me to ship it your way to deal with SuperMouse?"

Aye go on then, every little helps and I don't fancy taking on the bigger myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr! "

Dog wins with me...... howling at 3 am will wake up the neighbours...,,,,

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr!

Dog wins with me...... howling at 3 am will wake up the neighbours...,,,,"

Ouch!!!!! My dog thinks he's the man on oh's work nights, sleeps in his spot :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog could not sleep either as he ate something that did not agree with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr!

Dog wins with me...... howling at 3 am will wake up the neighbours...,,,,

Ouch!!!!! My dog thinks he's the man on oh's work nights, sleeps in his spot :-/"

Mine generally is the man, he just knows he's a mammys boy and can win over anything because we lost my baby last year.... he's now the baby of the house

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"The cat kept me awake last night, grrrrrrr!

Dog wins with me...... howling at 3 am will wake up the neighbours...,,,,

Ouch!!!!! My dog thinks he's the man on oh's work nights, sleeps in his spot :-/

Mine generally is the man, he just knows he's a mammys boy and can win over anything because we lost my baby last year.... he's now the baby of the house "

Lost a baby too, here anytime ((()))

Dogs really are affectionate n sweet, til they bottom burp n make u gag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, he does that regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum bump! This one made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baby jackdaws look so cute but they wake us up as there are loads of them sqwawking outside in our garden at 5 oclock in the morning.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Forum bump! This one made me chuckle! "

I missed this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live in headcorn in kent. Picture the scene, it's just gone midnight everyone's left after my flat warming party and I'm a bit two sheets to the wind.

From nowhere I heard lions roaring there head off. Sounded as loud as they was in the bushes at the back of the garden. I don't think I've ever run that fast d*unk into the house locked the door. And for some reason turned off the lights lol. I asked a neighbour and they told me in the manor house behind me there's a big cat sanctuary behind the house.

New pants for me mum lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks

Yes 3 of them. Trouble is we own them so they're here to stay. They start at about 3am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks

Yes 3 of them. Trouble is we own them so they're here to stay. They start at about 3am "
lol cock a doodle doo, yeah I bet that ruins the Sunday snooze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs.

I have two.

I love them.

But sometimes I wish I could communicate with them just enough to tell them to F off.

...like RIGHT NOW. .for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us its the gorilla that breaks in to your bedroom at night then shits in your mouth and throws your cloths all over the floor after you've had a few beers with the mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For us its the gorilla that breaks in to your bedroom at night then shits in your mouth and throws your cloths all over the floor after you've had a few beers with the mates "
gl he comes to my place as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks

Yes 3 of them. Trouble is we own them so they're here to stay. They start at about 3am lol cock a doodle doo, yeah I bet that ruins the Sunday snooze "

Not anymore. We've put them on the next train to Sittingbourne they'll be with you shortly. Ps if they start laying eggs please can you send them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks

Yes 3 of them. Trouble is we own them so they're here to stay. They start at about 3am lol cock a doodle doo, yeah I bet that ruins the Sunday snooze

Not anymore. We've put them on the next train to Sittingbourne they'll be with you shortly. Ps if they start laying eggs please can you send them back "

Of course filleted or breadcrumbed lol

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