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By *antasysouls OP   Couple
11 hours ago

Dumfries

Just find it funny that no matter what the op usually asks or suggests there's always those people that try and bring it around to something else so lets only answer the above with a change of subject

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By *ickshawedCouple
11 hours ago

Wolverhampton

Do you know much about tow bars?

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By *elix SightedMan
11 hours ago

Cloud 8

In

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By *mmaleiaWoman
11 hours ago

Trowbridge

What did you have for tea tonight though?

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
11 hours ago

Cannock

I don't like rugby 😁

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By *rincipessaWoman
11 hours ago

your wildest dreams,

Is squirt not just piss? 🤷‍♀️😜

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
11 hours ago

Hastings


"Do you know much about tow bars? "

Tow bars are not good on an EV as the weight of the vehicle and the charging system don't like it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 hours ago

little house on the praire

I'm just pissed

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By *eeCee76Man
11 hours ago

Edinburgh

Anyone else play GTA Online?

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

🍍 on 🍕

Yes?

Or

No?

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By *ellhungvweMan
11 hours ago

Cheltenham

Block and move on

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By *orthern StarsCouple
11 hours ago

Durham

Anyone hosting a swingers party soon?

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
11 hours ago

Cannock


"Is squirt not just piss? 🤷‍♀️😜"

Oh that's such a great subject!

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

FAF?

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By *B69Woman
11 hours ago

Wiltshire

Swipe left or right

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By *riar BelisseWoman
11 hours ago

Delightful Bliss

Have you ever had liposuction

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By *eroLondonMan
11 hours ago

Mayfair

🇷‌🇮‌🇬‌🇭‌🇹‌

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By *uffin and JamCouple
11 hours ago

Ayrshire

Chocolate or haribo

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By *eeCee76Man
11 hours ago

Edinburgh

I’m in.

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
11 hours ago

Cannock


"🍍 on 🍕

Yes?

Or

No? "

That's a yes from me!

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By *punk n gushCouple
11 hours ago

deal

What new adult toy should we buy

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

Which do you prefer-

Morning sex?

Evening sex?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

11 hours ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

☕️🎂🦄🍩🦴🐇🌵🥕🛎📎⛔️🏴‍☠️

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By *eavilMan
11 hours ago

Stalybridge

It's all over the news!

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Should thread's be limited to 1 reply

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

Pretty sure that is the plot line for an episode of Bluey

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
11 hours ago

Gorleston On Sea

Why do squirrels always poo in your garden and not next door?

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

🍆 💦 😝

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By *elix SightedMan
11 hours ago

Cloud 8

I don’t mind the sluts

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Are sky remotes getting bigger or is my cock getting smaller

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Can you get better than a Kwik fit fitter?

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By *inxy777Woman
11 hours ago

essex

Nope apparently not!

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Would cats push us off the planet of it was flat?

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Do dumbbells resent being called dumb?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
11 hours ago

Delightful Bliss

Are oranges tastier than apples

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

Yes your bum does look big in this and I like it

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By *quirrel!Man
11 hours ago

L

How do you eat yours?

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

Rubber bands will last much longer when they are refrigerated.

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
11 hours ago

Gorleston On Sea


"Are sky remotes getting bigger or is my cock getting smaller "

Sky and Fab are in business together. An agreement has been made to make the sky remote smaller.

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Can you get pink lemons in the wild

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Have you ever had a sausage go bang during cooking

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

All clocks in Pulp Fiction are set to 4:20, apart from in two scenes

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land


"Are oranges tastier than apples"

Want to take a bite and find out for yourself?

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Why is sunny side up the best way to have a fried egg

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Why are things that are good for you disgusting to taste

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
11 hours ago

Cannock


"What new adult toy should we buy "

I got my best friend a vibe + clit sucker combo thingy. Blew her head off, she said. Highly recommend.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

Brown or red sauce in a bacon sarnie? 🤔

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

Super Mario Land was the most popular game on the Game Boy during its release

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Who is better Siri or Alexa

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol

Did whoever smelled it actually do it?

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By *j1981Man
11 hours ago

cork

Wales in six nations look like going for the wooden spoon!!!

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Have you ever gone on a haggis hunt

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By *inxy777Woman
11 hours ago

essex

Is the grass greener, on the other side!

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol


"Wales in six nations look like going for the wooden spoon!!!"

Foregone conclusion there I think… not good for rugby as a sport either

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol


"Have you ever gone on a haggis hunt "

Is that a euphemism?

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
11 hours ago

La La Land

Is Santa the only man who gets to empty his sack at Christmas?

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By *oopy FroodMan
11 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert

Why is my head so full of questions

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By *exagon9Man
11 hours ago

Bristol


"Why is my head so full of questions "
but not question marks?

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By *eeCee76Man
11 hours ago

Edinburgh


"Have you ever gone on a haggis hunt "

No, it’s just the way I’m standing.

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By *oopy FroodMan
10 hours ago

Orbiting Planet Rupert


"Why is my head so full of questions but not question marks?"

I ran out of those at the same time I ran out of fucks

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By *he ShivsCouple
10 hours ago

Fife

Why do we call red onions, red onions, when they’re purple?

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By *bitofaslutTV/TS
10 hours ago

Cannock


"Chocolate or haribo"

Definitely haribo

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By *lynJMan
10 hours ago

Morden

Is a Jaffa cake really a biscuit?

(Lights blue touch paper and retired to a safe distance)

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
10 hours ago

The Lake District

Which is best to size a cock up,TV remote or Lynx deodorant ?

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
9 hours ago

the shire

If someone with multiple personalities threatened suicide? Is this a hostage situation?

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By *ames JaneCouple
9 hours ago

Bury St Edmunds

Master or Sir?

Dose it matter when they are the same person 😇

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN

Is it tomato or tomato

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
9 hours ago

little house on the praire

I agree

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
9 hours ago

Madrid

Are you doing dry February

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
9 hours ago

A den in the Glen

Erections in the gym?

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN

Was JFK abducted by aliens

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN

Fast Ford or slow Ferrari

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
9 hours ago

Bedford

Left or right for toe sucking?

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
9 hours ago

Durham

How much wood would a wood chuck cut, if a wood chuck could cut wood?

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
9 hours ago

Gorleston On Sea


"Which is best to size a cock up,TV remote or Lynx deodorant ?"

Neither, both make me look too big.

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN

Numismatics or philately

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"How much wood would a wood chuck cut, if a wood chuck could cut wood? "

How much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
9 hours ago

Durham

How much wood can a woodpecker peck?

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"How much wood can a woodpecker peck?"

2inch?

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By *each needs some creamWoman
9 hours ago

Ilfracombe

The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women.

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women."

6.325cm for women 6.9596 for men

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By *each needs some creamWoman
9 hours ago

Ilfracombe

The word centimeter comes from the French centimètre, a combination of the Latin word for "hundred," centum, and the French mètre.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
9 hours ago

Durham


"The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women."

That may be true, but did you know that if you have 2 arms then you're an "above average" human?

Some people only have 1 arm, or none at all. The average number of arms that a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

Finally I'm above average at something!

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women.

That may be true, but did you know that if you have 2 arms then you're an "above average" human?

Some people only have 1 arm, or none at all. The average number of arms that a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

Finally I'm above average at something! "

The same is true for every multiple body part.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
9 hours ago

Ilfracombe

But did you know that Gorillas' arms are much longer than their legs and their arm span is about 30 cm (1 ft.) longer than that of an adult human male.

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"But did you know that Gorillas' arms are much longer than their legs and their arm span is about 30 cm (1 ft.) longer than that of an adult human male. "

Did you know I'm now eagerly awaiting your next fascinating fact.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
9 hours ago

Durham


"The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women.

That may be true, but did you know that if you have 2 arms then you're an "above average" human?

Some people only have 1 arm, or none at all. The average number of arms that a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

Finally I'm above average at something!

The same is true for every multiple body part. "

With the possible exception of nipples, since some people have 3. Lord knows what's the average number of nipples a human has with this sort of statistical anomaly flying around

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By *oodo222Man
9 hours ago

WIGAN


"The average thumb length of 2.74 inches in men and 2.49 in women.

That may be true, but did you know that if you have 2 arms then you're an "above average" human?

Some people only have 1 arm, or none at all. The average number of arms that a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.

Finally I'm above average at something!

The same is true for every multiple body part.

With the possible exception of nipples, since some people have 3. Lord knows what's the average number of nipples a human has with this sort of statistical anomaly flying around"

Bet there are more with one or none so.

Nipples aren't an exception

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By *each needs some creamWoman
9 hours ago

Ilfracombe

But unlike all other mammal the platypus have no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin where the nursing babies lap it up.

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By *oodo222Man
8 hours ago

WIGAN


"But unlike all other mammal the platypus have no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin where the nursing babies lap it up."

I'm sensing a nipple fascination x

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
8 hours ago

Durham


"But unlike all other mammal the platypus have no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin where the nursing babies lap it up."

The platypus also lays eggs too, as well as producing milk, making it the only animal in the world that can make its own custard

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By *each needs some creamWoman
8 hours ago

Ilfracombe

The inventer Alfred Bird invented custard in 1837 because his wife, though she liked custard, was terribly allergic to eggs.

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By *oodo222Man
8 hours ago

WIGAN


"The inventer Alfred Bird invented custard in 1837 because his wife, though she liked custard, was terribly allergic to eggs. "

Ok I'm in love.

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By *ucka39Man
8 hours ago

Newcastle

Is the glass half full or half empty

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By *oodo222Man
8 hours ago

WIGAN


"Is the glass half full or half empty "

Depends how many nipples it has.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
8 hours ago

Hastings


"Which do you prefer-

Morning sex?

Evening sex?"

Both lol

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By *each needs some creamWoman
8 hours ago

Ilfracombe


"Is the glass half full or half empty "

The Champagne glass is often thought to be modeled on a breast of Marie Antoinette, or some even say Madame de Pompadour.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
8 hours ago

Bedford

But my butt looks big in that.

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By *allGuy1000Man
8 hours ago

Reading

The Fast Show is celebrating its 30th anniversary this year with a live stage show. I’ve already got my tickets 😁

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By *each needs some creamWoman
8 hours ago

Ilfracombe

I am fast realising that people have not got the focus/fun of this thread, and thereby proving that people don't read.

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By *oodo222Man
8 hours ago

WIGAN

We all know they split the atom but do we know which atom it was.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
7 hours ago

Ilfracombe

The Atom is a legacy Dc super-hero name, primarily associated with the ability to shrink in size and has the able to glide on air curren.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
7 hours ago

Bedford

And then Labour said they could rebuild my fence and sell it to the Gchinese.

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By *ildbillkidMan
6 hours ago

where the road goes on forever

Labor day is a national holiday over here sept 1, which means almost everybody gets a 3 day weekend

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By *olinOfBathMan
6 hours ago

Corsham

Ready-mixed tile adhesive is only suitable for tiling floors, not walls.

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By *nya NeesWoman
6 hours ago

Brum

I just ain't into that

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 hours ago

Bristol

Well why can’t I park here?

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By *afkaMan
3 hours ago

Nottingham (ish)

Yes but it's Saturday so who's up for a party? 🎉🍺👍

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
3 hours ago

La La Land

What are you having for breakfast?

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By *ony MannMan
3 hours ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura / Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover


"What are you having for breakfast?"

You, then we can walk along the beach to the bar

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By *inderbox10Man
3 hours ago

Enjoying Maspalomas and Playa del Inglés


"Do you know much about tow bars? "

Witter is a fab manufacturer.✅

Although not sure the do a NATO hook... 🤣

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
3 hours ago

La La Land

Yes or no?

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By *antasysouls OP   Couple
3 hours ago

Dumfries


"Yes or no?"

You see there Are More Stars in the Universe Than Grains of Sand on Earth so alien life has to be out there.

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
3 hours ago

La La Land


"Yes or no?

You see there Are More Stars in the Universe Than Grains of Sand on Earth so alien life has to be out there."

What would you do if an alien popped by and said hello?

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By *aryportmeatMan
3 hours ago

Whitehaven

What happened to Alf the Alien?

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By *ink_cat83Couple
3 hours ago

Cheshire


"Are sky remotes getting bigger or is my cock getting smaller

Sky and Fab are in business together. An agreement has been made to make the sky remote smaller. "

But can you put a round peg in a square hole?

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By *ink_cat83Couple
3 hours ago

Cheshire


"Yes or no?"

Maybe

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 hours ago

Staffordshire

That’s bullshit!

You just made it up, it’s not possible.

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By *eralt80Man
2 hours ago

cork

Who decided A4 was going to be the standard paper size

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 hours ago

Manchester(ish).

Hey its February....

Whose excited ?

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By *antasysouls OP   Couple
2 hours ago

Dumfries


"Who decided A4 was going to be the standard paper size "

Funny thing is size in general is the magnitude or dimensions of a thing. More specifically, geometrical size or spatial size can refer to three geometrical measures: length, area, or volume. Length can be generalized to other linear dimensions width, height, diameter, perimeter. Size can also be measured in terms of mass, especially when assuming a density range.

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