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"I’m in my PJs watching my son tidy up after dinner which he cooked. It was excellent by the way. I am happy where I am but a good session in the horizon would be nice. " A little something on the horizon is always nice to look forward to | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? " Currently eating pizza and wedges. We'd much rather be in the middle of your naked snog fest though  | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? Currently eating pizza and wedges. We'd much rather be in the middle of your naked snog fest though "Currently in a bath. Was going to say I'd rather be in a shower as mine just gave up the ghost today. But above snog fest does sound most appealing  | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? Currently eating pizza and wedges. We'd much rather be in the middle of your naked snog fest though "Well it’s starting to turn into something a bit more fun😜 | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? Currently eating pizza and wedges. We'd much rather be in the middle of your naked snog fest though
Currently in a bath. Was going to say I'd rather be in a shower as mine just gave up the ghost today. But above snog fest does sound most appealing "It’s getting busy, why not, the more the merrier | |||
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"I’m painting my office ceiling. I’d rather be underneath you OP "Climb on up | |||
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On a day bed, on a tropical beach, with cocktails watching the sunset | |||
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"Stuck in the airport about to travel for 20 hours. Would almost prefer anything else but would prefer being home naked with my wife in bed along with an additional M." I can see why 😏 I’m sure there are lots would rather be in bed with your wife too | |||
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"Naked in bed, wishing a few more were in it" Closest faber 36 miles | |||
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"I'm sat with no pants on, after the gym, about to eat some dhal and have a cuppa. I'd rather be warm and cuddled up in bed. It's been a long-ass fucking week "cuddled up in bed is always the best solution to those kind of weeks | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? " The same as you, OP, except swap ‘listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears’ with ‘eating a lamb hotpot and mulling over a glass of smokey ginger rum’ and you're pretty much there. | |||
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"Trying to arrange some fun for tonight no luck just getting pissed about as per" Nothing worse than being messed about. I hope you got sorted | |||
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"Sitting on the sofa but would rather be sitting on the beach x" I never know why anyone would give up the opportunity of sitting on a beach. Idyllic | |||
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"Naked in bed, wishing a few more were in it" Join us, seems like a party going on | |||
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"I'm on my bed, wrapped in a towel about to get ready for work. I'd rather be sleeping as its rather wet and cold outside" Oh I really feel for you going out on night shift in the cold and dark. Miserable | |||
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"Watching deadliest catch whilst painting my nails
On a day bed, on a tropical beach, with cocktails watching the sunset "Make mine a chilli margarita | |||
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"Lying on the cooch knowing I got 19 minutes left before I got to get ready and go to gym, training is normally the highlight of my day but had a shit day realising just before home time that what I thought was a wire for a redundant fused spur that I cut yesterday actually supplied 2 sockets so now need to go back tommorow and dig out the wire as lad is moving in Monday. I wish I was lying on the cooch exactly as I am now but instead have nowhere to go and was just drifting off into sleep " Aw,I admire your dedication though. Truthfully, I’d fuck it off and stay on the cooch 😂 | |||
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"Naked in bed, wishing a few more were in it Join us, seems like a party going on" Can I join in … ! | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? The same as you, OP, except swap ‘listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears’ with ‘eating a lamb hotpot and mulling over a glass of smokey ginger rum’ and you're pretty much there." Smoky ginger rum sounds alright. I’ve got a sad cup of tea | |||
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"Sat at work waiting to knock off... " And you’d rather…. | |||
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"I'm sitting drinking gin. I'd rather be sat drinking gin I'm in a maudling kind of mood" Haha perfect. Life as you like it | |||
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"Snuggling on the sofa in front of the log burner after a busy day." Is that what you’re doing, or what you’d rather be doing? | |||
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"I'm drinking wine and watching the rugby, would rather be doing someone I fancy "I know that feeling. You got someone in mind? Do they know? | |||
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"Lying on the cooch knowing I got 19 minutes left before I got to get ready and go to gym, training is normally the highlight of my day but had a shit day realising just before home time that what I thought was a wire for a redundant fused spur that I cut yesterday actually supplied 2 sockets so now need to go back tommorow and dig out the wire as lad is moving in Monday. I wish I was lying on the cooch exactly as I am now but instead have nowhere to go and was just drifting off into sleep Aw,I admire your dedication though. Truthfully, I’d fuck it off and stay on the cooch 😂" I actually did once saw the darts are on itv4 haha | |||
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"In bed , getting ready to watch the 6 nations rugby. " Excellent x | |||
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"I'm drinking wine and watching the rugby, would rather be doing someone I fancy
I know that feeling. You got someone in mind? Do they know? "Yes and yes | |||
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"I'm drinking wine and watching the rugby, would rather be doing someone I fancy
I know that feeling. You got someone in mind? Do they know?
Yes and yes "Perfect. Make it happen | |||
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"I'm drinking wine and watching the rugby, would rather be doing someone I fancy
I know that feeling. You got someone in mind? Do they know?
Yes and yes
Perfect. Make it happen"I'd very much like to | |||
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"Naked in bed, wishing a few more were in it Join us, seems like a party going on Can I join in … ! " The more the merrier | |||
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"I’m sat at the dining table reading a Cuban cigar buying guide and eating cake bits & buttercream and drinking a manhattan. And looking on here now & then . Can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing ! "Living your best life. Jealous | |||
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"Sitting in the middle of the controlled chaos of a living room. Biiig tidyup tonight, gym and swim tomorrow while the rest of my little clan go to an imbolc craft fayre. Also thinking of outfits for swinging club night next Friday. Obviously I'd rather be getting a damn good pounding but also I'm tired and bloated and having a turgid todger banging my bum probably not the greatest idea. " Haha maybe not. But in an ideal world… | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? The same as you, OP, except swap ‘listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears’ with ‘eating a lamb hotpot and mulling over a glass of smokey ginger rum’ and you're pretty much there. Smoky ginger rum sounds alright. I’ve got a sad cup of tea" There's nothing wrong with a cup of tea, my friend. I'm quite partial to a cup of Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong myself, but I wanted to buy some new rums to try, one being a Smokey Ginger Spiced Rum and the other being a Black 8 Coffee Rum 🫚🌶️☕🥃 | |||
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"Naked in bed, wishing a few more were in it Join us, seems like a party going on Can I join in … ! The more the merrier" Ok if I’m doing that .. id rather not be any where else | |||
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"Sitting in the middle of the controlled chaos of a living room. Biiig tidyup tonight, gym and swim tomorrow while the rest of my little clan go to an imbolc craft fayre. Also thinking of outfits for swinging club night next Friday. Obviously I'd rather be getting a damn good pounding but also I'm tired and bloated and having a turgid todger banging my bum probably not the greatest idea. Haha maybe not. But in an ideal world…" In an ideal world I'd be leaving my lippy on someone's clit at the same time 🤣 | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? The same as you, OP, except swap ‘listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears’ with ‘eating a lamb hotpot and mulling over a glass of smokey ginger rum’ and you're pretty much there. Smoky ginger rum sounds alright. I’ve got a sad cup of tea There's nothing wrong with a cup of tea, my friend. I'm quite partial to a cup of Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong myself, but I wanted to buy some new rums to try, one being a Smokey Ginger Spiced Rum and the other being a Black 8 Coffee Rum 🫚🌶️☕🥃" Haha nowt so fancy. I’m drinking good old Yorkshire tea 😂 | |||
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"Sitting in the middle of the controlled chaos of a living room. Biiig tidyup tonight, gym and swim tomorrow while the rest of my little clan go to an imbolc craft fayre. Also thinking of outfits for swinging club night next Friday. Obviously I'd rather be getting a damn good pounding but also I'm tired and bloated and having a turgid todger banging my bum probably not the greatest idea. Haha maybe not. But in an ideal world… In an ideal world I'd be leaving my lippy on someone's clit at the same time 🤣" See, now we’re talking | |||
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"Watching Darts with a Cuppa .." Doesn’t that make a mess.  | |||
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"I’m sat on the sofa listening to my cat rumble while I stroke his velvety nose and ears. I’d rather be having a naked snog fest. Entwined limbs, hips grinding, hands exploring. Kissing, licking and nibbling. I might have someone in mind. I hope its me, come and rescue me, im laying on my sofa bored yet horny, much rather be at the snogfest with you x What you doing? What or who would you rather be doing? " | |||
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"Watching the rugby on the tv. Rather Be at the rugby Watching live "At Murrayfield? | |||
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"Watching Darts with a Cuppa .. And tbf I'm quite content with it 😊" Simple pleasures | |||
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"I’m in a candle lit bubble bath with my kindle and a glass of fizz. There’s nothing I’d rather be doing!" I’d like to scrub your back … | |||
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"Chilling with a nice glass of wine kids are in with some friends so no chance of anything else 😂🤦♂️" If it wasn’t for those pesky kids 🙄 | |||
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"I’m in a candle lit bubble bath with my kindle and a glass of fizz. There’s nothing I’d rather be doing!" Sounds perfect vx | |||
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"Watching the rugby on the tv. Rather Be at the rugby Watching live "Makes sense | |||
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"Set myself up with snacks and wine ready to start new series on Netflix. If I could have someone join me that would be great but then I’d have to watch the rugby first 🙄😂😉" But you know it’d be worth it 😜 | |||
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"I’m in a candle lit bubble bath with my kindle and a glass of fizz. There’s nothing I’d rather be doing!" Perfect start to the weekend | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point." Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real?" My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock. | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock." Winners you say, it’s only half time I understand. I’ll buy you a big bag of wotsits if they win | |||
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"Watching the rugby on the tv. Rather Be at the rugby Watching live
Makes sense"Always more fun in the stadium | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock. Winners you say, it’s only half time I understand. I’ll buy you a big bag of wotsits if they win " I'll be all Wotsit'd out by then but gladly give vegan chocolate a go. | |||
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"Evening all. I'm lying in bed. I'd rather be lying in bed with someone "Anyone in mind | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock. Winners you say, it’s only half time I understand. I’ll buy you a big bag of wotsits if they win I'll be all Wotsit'd out by then but gladly give vegan chocolate a go." And there’s me thinking you were cheap to win over 🙄. What do I get if they lose | |||
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"Well, it's obvious what I'm doing which is looking at Fab forums. What I would like to be doing is being tucked up in bed with the lovely couple I've been meeting for the last five years and who have just inexplicably split up. End of an era, it seems." Oh that’s so sad for them. I hope it’s amicable | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock. Winners you say, it’s only half time I understand. I’ll buy you a big bag of wotsits if they win I'll be all Wotsit'd out by then but gladly give vegan chocolate a go. And there’s me thinking you were cheap to win over 🙄. What do I get if they lose" I'm only refering to Wotsits as winners FFS 😂 they can't lose. | |||
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"I'm sat in bed, with Netflix, while my partner is having webcam fun in the next room... I'd rather be helping her, but she never asks anymore. Not sure we're even a couple at this point. " Oh no. I think you need to talk. Communication is the key to everything | |||
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"Good evening OP. I am currently sat with my piss stained Y fronts on, pulled right up high. Pint resting on my belly watching the rugby and farting. Life is sweet. But it would be better with Wotsits and without a France Bonus point. Don’t fart too much. Might shake up your pint. And wotsits? Are you for real? My farts and bubbles in my pint have a symbiotic relationship. Wotsits are for winners. Although as Jill Douglas has been on the screen at half time, I now have an orange cock. Winners you say, it’s only half time I understand. I’ll buy you a big bag of wotsits if they win I'll be all Wotsit'd out by then but gladly give vegan chocolate a go. And there’s me thinking you were cheap to win over 🙄. What do I get if they lose I'm only refering to Wotsits as winners FFS 😂 they can't lose." Ah running scared now 😂 | |||
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" Ah running scared now 😂" If Wotsits lose...WB69 gets to peg me with a mould of Big Harold's lieberwürst whilst you can flick my nuts with a tea spoon. | |||
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"Snuggling on the sofa in front of the log burner after a busy day. Is that what you’re doing, or what you’d rather be doing?" Ohhh sorry, yeah, that's what we were doing. Rather be in a luxury hotel but it's the next best thing | |||
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" Ah running scared now 😂 If Wotsits lose...WB69 gets to peg me with a mould of Big Harold's lieberwürst whilst you can flick my nuts with a tea spoon." I’ll not be able to flick anything with my hands over my ears blocking out your girlie screams, and I’ll be too busy laughing of course 😂 | |||
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"Snuggling on the sofa in front of the log burner after a busy day. Is that what you’re doing, or what you’d rather be doing? Ohhh sorry, yeah, that's what we were doing. Rather be in a luxury hotel but it's the next best thing "It sounds pretty good to be fair | |||
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"Having a bath, I would much rather be glammed up, a dress, heels, lingerie, enjoying myself." Aw is there any reason you can’t | |||
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"Having a bath, I would much rather be glammed up, a dress, heels, lingerie, enjoying myself. Aw is there any reason you can’t" Yes, it is half past 11, and I am in the bath. Not enough time to get ready. | |||
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"Having a bath, I would much rather be glammed up, a dress, heels, lingerie, enjoying myself. Aw is there any reason you can’t Yes, it is half past 11, and I am in the bath. Not enough time to get ready." Then lay back, relax and think about the next time you’ll be able to | |||
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"Lay in bed, stretching out x Would rather be naked, enjoying some naked cuddles an fun times with a lovely naughty girl x" Well there’s a bed full up there ☝️ | |||
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