FabSwingers.com forum: Would you accept a job offer

By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years

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By *atte Lover 82Man
5 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

What can you do in the other four hours

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

Has the lingoberry sauce got to you?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Yeah, I could always quit after a month and spend the money.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
5 weeks ago

Markfield

"Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years"

Do I have to pay bills board lodging staff fees etc?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"What can you do in the other four hours"

Anything

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Yeah, I could always quit after a month and spend the money."

No money until the 3 years is up then you get the lot

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years

Do I have to pay bills board lodging staff fees etc? "

No bills and no payment for the food coming through the hatch

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Has the lingoberry sauce got to you?

I am feeling lightheaded

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Sounds a bit wank

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Sounds a bit wank "
I guess you could to pass the time

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By *WANDTGCouple
5 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Sounds like solitary confinement, prison life for some.

I'd be bored to tears.

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By *WANDTGCouple
5 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Sounds like solitary confinement, prison life for some.

I'd be bored to tears. "

Is that a yes or no ?

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By *issmorganWoman
5 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

No, I think I'd go slightly insane.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sounds a bit wank I guess you could to pass the time "

Don't get me wrong I enjoy my own company far more than others in fact but having to wait 3 years for the money it's basically doing prison time.

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By *p4Fun7070Man
5 weeks ago

Leven

10k a week ? If you hadn't lost all your sanity, you'd be pretty wealthy by the end of the three years!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"10k a week ? If you hadn't lost all your sanity, you'd be pretty wealthy by the end of the three years!!! "

Exactly that’s the dilemma is it worth it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Sounds a bit wank I guess you could to pass the time

Don't get me wrong I enjoy my own company far more than others in fact but having to wait 3 years for the money it's basically doing prison time."

Absolutely but Is 3 years worth coming out to 1.5 million waiting for you ?

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By *ast Lothian couple 888Couple
5 weeks ago

east lothian

No chance much prefer to have my sanity over wealth 👎

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"No, I think I'd go slightly insane. "

That’s the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Can you sleep during that time

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
5 weeks ago

Londontown

Ah.....no way!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

What's the holiday allowance and do they allow pets?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"What's the holiday allowance and do they allow pets?"

No holidays unless it’s a 4 hour one and no pets sadly

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By *layfullsam OP Man
5 weeks ago

Solihull

"Can you sleep during that time "

Absolutely

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By *midnight-Woman
5 weeks ago

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No 'cos I'm planning to retire in 2.5 year's

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
5 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

For that money. Fuck it, yeah. Sign me up. I’ll worry about the after effects while I’m spending my millions

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By *p4Fun7070Man
5 weeks ago

Leven

"10k a week ? If you hadn't lost all your sanity, you'd be pretty wealthy by the end of the three years!!!

Exactly that’s the dilemma is it worth it "

All depends on how headstrong and determined you were to complete such a job I suppose.

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By *utterfly64Woman
5 weeks ago

Raynes Park

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
5 weeks ago

Hastings

Can you pick the food.

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By *usty kayCouple
5 weeks ago

Burnham

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By *itygamesMan
5 weeks ago

so its only 1.5 million after 3 years..i earn that anyway

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By *uero_cuMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

10k X 52 (weeks) X 3 (years)= 1.5M (approx).

Looking at the numbers, I think that this is not that impressive. Also, I think the experiences in life worth more than this.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the holiday allowance and do they allow pets?

No holidays unless it’s a 4 hour one and no pets sadly "

Fuck that then. My pup could be dead in three years and I'd have missed too much of her life.

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By *ellhungvweMan
5 weeks ago

Cheltenham

No way.

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By *oughmanMan
5 weeks ago

Sunderland

Sounds like a fantastic deal right? But consider how quickly cabin fever sets in. One day, two maybe three. Point is by the end 3 years if your not stark raving mad, you're definitely not the person you were when you started.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

"Can you sleep during that time

Absolutely "

Do I get to sleep in a black room for up to 20 hours a day and I get paid for this? Where do I sign up.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
5 weeks ago

Reading

No i would go nuts quickly

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By *anonfire96Man
5 weeks ago

Mansfield

Unless Rachel Reeves got her hands on it first.

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By *ushrangerMan
5 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I've done 23 hours a day but was allowed out for food and showers. didn't get paid though!

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By *ou only live onceMan
5 weeks ago

London

No. Sounds utterly awful.

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By *razyhappyguys04Couple
5 weeks ago

London.

If it’s tax free, maybe ,,,

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By *elix SightedMan
5 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Depends. How chatty is the food postie? Can’t be doing with small talk.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 weeks ago

little house on the praire

No way would send you fucking crackers

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By *ony MannMan
5 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal// Andover

Can I have guests?

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By *naswingdressWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

No. Not worth my mental health

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Be alone with my thoughts for 20 hours a day? Oh no thank you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central

No. It sounds like a version of hell to me and unhealthy

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By *ripfillMan
5 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Nope … couldn’t cope- I love life too

Much ! … so much would be missed and I am confident mentally I would be unwell at the end of it despite the money, actually what’s money worth ?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
5 weeks ago

Durham

Christ no. I couldn't stand it. It would drive me crazy.

Ruby

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By *lex46TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Near Wells

Definitely not.

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By *inxy777Woman
5 weeks ago

essex

Oh god no!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
5 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I think that most people yjau daid yes wi epilfmu last a day

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
5 weeks ago

Didsbury

£71.43ph for a 140h week.

No thanks

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By *ansoffateMan
5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Is the salary negotiable?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

East Sussex

Absolutely not

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By *lynJMan
5 weeks ago

Morden

"Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years"

No, sounds ghastly

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By *hunky GentMan
5 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've had worse jobs for less money. 😆

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By *athers123Man
5 weeks ago

Harpenden

Don't fancy the pay cut. I'm a Man Utd player so I do fuck all for more money as it is.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
5 weeks ago

Colchester

Can I take some books ? I'd take a book on learning Braille, and then put it in to practice with other Braille books.

Failing that, can I have some time to learn advanced Meditation ? Just imagine the sheer volume you meditation you could do. I've done very basic meditation and a few hours went by in the blink of an eye.

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By *reetogoodhomeMan
5 weeks ago

Hereandthere

"Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years"

Nope...l'd miss out on so much , money isn't or ever was my God

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
5 weeks ago

Markfield

So many questions.

Is there a toilet and unlimited toilet paper and hand basin and soap and towel? For free of charge use?

Can I have all my meds supplied free of charge?

Is there a bed with bedding and decent climate control?

I honestly reckon I could do it as long as no major catch and no ticking clocks.

I’d struggle with being in darkness but not with being alone. If in the four hours off I could binge read world news, get free tattoos and maybe watch a couple of films I’d be ok and a millionaire when I leave

Where do I sign?

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By *antasysoulsCouple
5 weeks ago

Dumfries

"Would you take a 10k a week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch-black room with nothing other than meals put through a hatch and do nothing for 20 hours a day for a minimum of 3 years"
if the payment was upfront wouldn't think it would be difficult to find many people willing if not they would be in cloud cuckoo land if they think anyone is going to trust someone avoiding their own punishment and would need to serve their own sentence

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Is there a start date for this job? I have a notice period to work first.

...in that time, I'll watch all the Prison and Escape movies under the sun (and 'Prison Break' the series of course) to strategise how to best endure!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
5 weeks ago

Markfield

"Is there a start date for this job? I have a notice period to work first.

...in that time, I'll watch all the Prison and Escape movies under the sun (and 'Prison Break' the series of course) to strategise how to best endure!!

You can’t escape! Surely that’s not in the rules!

Job share?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
5 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Even though it's a decent amount of money I think pretty much 98% of people would be a complete basket case by the end of 3 years they'd probably not be interested in the money anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Yeah I would be a little boring but at least you can play with your money after work

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By *ira2024Woman
5 weeks ago

No!

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