FabSwingers.com forum: The longest voice note

By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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What’s the longest voice note you’ve sent and the longest you’ve received??

I just sent a 10 minute voice note to my dear friend and thought to myself- how did I just speak for 10 minutes straight, uninterrupted???

Tbf, we do that. It was in reply to an 8 minute vn.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental

Might as well just have a phone conversation at that length.

All of mine are generally under 20 seconds.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
1 week ago

North West

About 6 minutes of me talking a load of bollocks to my younger sister.

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By *oodo222Man
1 week ago

WIGAN

Are you not worried about being phone hacked given your immense fame

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By *he ShivsCouple
1 week ago

Fife

6 mins and my friend replied “I’m not listening to that”

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"Might as well just have a phone conversation at that length.

All of mine are generally under 20 seconds. "

Tbf, I received it 3 days ago and I replied today.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"About 6 minutes of me talking a load of bollocks to my younger sister. "

I love** sibling relationships 🥹

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"Are you not worried about being phone hacked given your immense fame "

Not since news of the world shut down and Piers fucked off

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"6 mins and my friend replied “I’m not listening to that”

GOATed friend

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

You wouldn’t be able to cope with me

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

You wouldn’t be able to cope with me

No cap, I'd just pause and play while I type out my response

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By *emorefridaCouple
1 week ago

La la land

They're easily over 5 mins with my best mate. Hers are much much longer and she rambles loads though, makes conversations when working different shift patterns easier for us.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP Man
1 week ago

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"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

You wouldn’t be able to cope with me

No cap, I'd just pause and play while I type out my response

Typed responses to voice notes are CRIMINAL

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By *oeBeansMan
1 week ago

Derby

"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

You wouldn’t be able to cope with me

No cap, I'd just pause and play while I type out my response

Typed responses to voice notes are CRIMINAL"

Trust me, I'm saving you

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
1 week ago

Medway

"What’s the longest voice note you’ve sent and the longest you’ve received??

I just sent a 10 minute voice note to my dear friend and thought to myself- how did I just speak for 10 minutes straight, uninterrupted???

Tbf, we do that. It was in reply to an 8 minute vn. "

19 minutes is the longest I've sent, the longest received is nearly 24 minutes!! To anyone thinking you could have made a call, it's easier because we live live in different time zones and sometimes a long message is necessary

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
1 week ago

Medway

"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

You wouldn’t be able to cope with me

No cap, I'd just pause and play while I type out my response

Typed responses to voice notes are CRIMINAL"

Hahahaha - I do this sometimes, especially because my memory is terrible and I don't want to forget.

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By *vaRose43Woman
1 week ago

Forest of Dean

Mine are usually seconds not minutes

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
1 week ago

Medway

"6 mins and my friend replied “I’m not listening to that”

Hahahaha! Voice notes are not everyone's favourite thing!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
1 week ago

Medway

"They're easily over 5 mins with my best mate. Hers are much much longer and she rambles loads though, makes conversations when working different shift patterns easier for us. "

I understand this (my close friends would probably say the same about me - I'm definitely a waffler!), only certain friends get podcasts from me!

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By *he National ThrustMan
1 week ago

West Sussex

I managed to pocket send one that was 15 minutes long.

No idea how I managed to get it started 🤣🤭

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
1 week ago

Medway

"I managed to pocket send one that was 15 minutes long.

No idea how I managed to get it started 🤣🤭"

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By *emorefridaCouple
1 week ago

La la land

"They're easily over 5 mins with my best mate. Hers are much much longer and she rambles loads though, makes conversations when working different shift patterns easier for us.

I understand this (my close friends would probably say the same about me - I'm definitely a waffler!), only certain friends get podcasts from me! "

There's only certain ones I'd listen for that long too!!!

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
1 week ago

Exeter

What's a voice note?

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
1 week ago

Reading

My best friend lives in Australia and with the 11 hour time difference (and the fact that she has two teeny tiny humans to look after) we mostly only communicate via voice note.

I love hers so much. She'll have a snoring child right next to the speaker or will have to interrupt her story to tell off her toddler ❤️

We talk on a platform that only allows for 5 minute voice notes so I'll usually send her 3-4 5 minute voice notes in a row. More if it's been longer since we caught up/depending on how messy I've been in my life.

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By *rT25Man
1 week ago

South Yorkshire

Probably about 2 minutes when sending and receiving.

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By *uliette500Woman
1 week ago

Hull

Don't think I've ever sent a voice note. I hate the things, I'd rather they send a text or ring me.

If I get a voice note I either text a reply or call them back.

I also hate leaving voicemial message when people can't be arsed to answer their phone.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
1 week ago

BRIDPORT

I don’t think my phone is compatible, I have never sent or received one, is it an ‘App’.

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By *ichtingleMan
1 week ago

Manchester City Centre

My mate once left me a maximum length voice mail. He'd rung me just on his mobile just as the BT engineer rang his doorbell to fix his landline but forgot to hang up on calling me. I got many minutes of them discussing the faulty phone! Haha!

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By *ea monkeyMan
1 week ago

Manchester (he/him)

I once received one that was about 15 minutes long, it was a very intense experience. Anything longer than a few minutes should be a call 😂

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By *he ShivsCouple
1 week ago

Fife

"6 mins and my friend replied “I’m not listening to that”

Hahahaha! Voice notes are not everyone's favourite thing! "

She knew I was on a rant and made the right choice

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
1 week ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh lord, I’m a rambler. I’m aware some people like it and others don’t

An intimate voice note from a friend is a treat for the wank bank though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
1 week ago

North West

"What’s the longest voice note you’ve sent and the longest you’ve received??

I just sent a 10 minute voice note to my dear friend and thought to myself- how did I just speak for 10 minutes straight, uninterrupted???

Tbf, we do that. It was in reply to an 8 minute vn. "

I think I've done 15min before. Might have sent it to you, actually

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
1 week ago

Reading

I prefer 2way conversations

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By *naswingdressWoman
1 week ago

Manchester (she/her)

My tism don't play with this

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By *entlemanSavageMan
1 week ago

Coulston

About 8 minutes or so, I'm told I have a soothing voice and a lovely accent (I don't agree lol)

My sister lives in Florida and can leave voicenotes about 30 mins long on a regular basis just for chat purposes...its like I'm listening to her podcast on the way to work haha

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By *ansoffateMan
1 week ago

Sagittarius A

I've had some really long ones. I don't mind I'm a listener and when I like someone their voice makes me smile.

Like long long, wtf long.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
1 week ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh lord, I’m a rambler. I’m aware some people like it and others don’t

An intimate voice note from a friend is a treat for the wank bank though

I've not had that ever. This needs rectifying.

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By *rincipessaWoman
1 week ago

your wildest dreams,

I had an 11min 38 yesterday for a rather sexy friend

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
1 week ago

little house on the praire

There not for me

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By *HUSH-Man
1 week ago

London

I can’t send voice notes. I hate the sound of my own so voice so much I can’t bare the thought of sending it to someone else.

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By *B69Woman
1 week ago

Wiltshire

I don’t like sending them, but I do enjoy the ones I get sent

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By *a LunaWoman
1 week ago

South Wales

I do my utmost to never ring anyone and to never voice note anyone.

It’s texts all the way baby! 😋

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By *ceKweenWoman
1 week ago

Bolton

Hmmm must be fab mates related as we can easily do minimum 6 min voice notes no problem 😉

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By *ceKweenWoman
1 week ago

Bolton

I will also add they are excellent when expressing one’s thoughts or feelings, text can be read very wrong sadly

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By *oubleSwingCouple
7 days ago

N. Wales

There's only one person in the history of EVER, that I have sent voice notes to. And I met him on here! 🤭 They're only seconds long.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
7 days ago

BRIDPORT

"I do my utmost to never ring anyone and to never voice note anyone.

It’s texts all the way baby! 😋"

Yeah, but that’s just cos nobody can understand a fricken word you’re speaking.

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
7 days ago

Birmingham

"I think mine was over 5mins which is a miracle because I get quite nervous doing them and stutter and lose my place quite a bit

I personally enjoyed when you went from Made In Chelsea to Eminem dropping bad man lyrics 🎤

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By *nomeforyourboneWoman
7 days ago

Birmingham

I only use voice notes to add singing content to my conversations or I can't be arsed to type a long story.. sorry about me.

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 days ago

Medway

"6 mins and my friend replied “I’m not listening to that”

Hahahaha! Voice notes are not everyone's favourite thing!

She knew I was on a rant and made the right choice

Hahahaha!!!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
7 days ago

Medway

"They're easily over 5 mins with my best mate. Hers are much much longer and she rambles loads though, makes conversations when working different shift patterns easier for us.

I understand this (my close friends would probably say the same about me - I'm definitely a waffler!), only certain friends get podcasts from me!

There's only certain ones I'd listen for that long too!!!

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Yes!! I do my best not to inflict them on to those who really don't like them but I also don't expect one just because I've sent one.

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