FabSwingers.com forum: The oh I like that scale

By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

Fabsters please educate me. What is the proper order in the oh I like that scale.

Is ooofft better than oh I say, where does phwoooaaarr rank? Anyone got the full list in ranking order ?

It’s so confusing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think that, ‘Phwoarrrrr!’ scores higher on the lecherous scale.

I prefer phwoaring to oooftting myself.

‘Cor blimey!’ is another of my personal favourites.

Sometimes a, ‘Strewth!’ may even slip out.

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"I think that, ‘Phwoarrrrr!’ scores higher on the lecherous scale.

I prefer phwoaring to oooftting myself.

‘Cor blimey!’ is another of my personal favourites.

Sometimes a, ‘Strewth!’ may even slip out."

Thank you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I once elicited a “jeepers” at a critical moment

Mrs TMN x

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By *tanley Funseeker OP Man
2 weeks ago

stanley

"I once elicited a “jeepers” at a critical moment

Mrs TMN x"

Were you going down on Velma from Scooby doo?

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By *iddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I once elicited a “jeepers” at a critical moment

Mrs TMN x"

How about a

Jings scrivens and heavens above.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I once elicited a “jeepers” at a critical moment

Mrs TMN x

Were you going down on Velma from Scooby doo?"

No, but that would have been fun

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I once elicited a “jeepers” at a critical moment

Mrs TMN x

How about a

Jings scrivens and heavens above. "

Not yet. Not had a “jiggery pokery aye” either

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
2 weeks ago

louth

I think the scale starts at mmmmm and ends up with f**k me!

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By *elix SightedMan
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Somewhere at the top is “Holy fucking shit!!!”

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

"Somewhere at the top is “Holy fucking shit!!!”"

Jeezuz,Mary and Joseph! Is the pinnacle of expletives/exclamations of desire.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!!

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By *oodo222Man
2 weeks ago

WIGAN

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t know but a grrrrrr usually means I’m about to pounce and bite her

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By *ertcoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Hatfield

Oh hell yeah is the top one 😉😉😉

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By *ansoffateMan
2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I think speechless is the

pinnacle of the scale, but that doesn't really work on an online forum.

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By *WANDTGCouple
2 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

Feels like the makings of a script for "Carry on Fabbing" !

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

“Ding dong” is the highest level of appreciation

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

I think "Ooft" is behind only "Oh dammmmm" at the top of the scale

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By *oxy-RedWoman
2 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Phwoooooor then ,oh damn you look mighty fine top my scale

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By *iaisonseekerMan
2 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Capital knockers, madam" is the highest accolade that a gentleman can bestow on a buxom lady.

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife

I usually go with “holy fucking shit”

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Are wolf whistle’s frowned upon now

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Hot Diggity Dog!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
2 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A 'phwoooooaaaar' with hand on bicep and full arm extend and retract is the highest accolade. Add a Carry On film penny whistle crescendo and decrescendo sound and it's Seven Stars.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

Humana humana humana 😈

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
2 weeks ago

Next Door

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
2 weeks ago

Londontown

Aawwwooooooooooooooga!!!

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

Just a Pffff sigh of resigned acceptance.

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