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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
1 day ago

Cloud 8

No, not the nonsense oft spouted in this here forum. The actual bollocks.

Men: tell us about your balls! What circumference are they? How do you know if that’s big or small? Is big good or bad? What does it mean? Does it matter? Has anyone commented on your boys?

And, of course, most importantly: Do they hang down low and do you tie ‘em in a bow?

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By *obilebottomMan
1 day ago

All over

All I have to say on the matter is that they should not be neglected and of course checked regularly

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 day ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My balls are of such gargantuan magnitude that when naked, many folks have mistakenly enquired as to why I am seated upon a space hopper….

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By *he ShivsCouple
1 day ago

Fife

Balls!

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By *mf123Man
1 day ago

with one foot out the door

Its not like i hide em away

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By *ora the explorerWoman
1 day ago

Paradise, Herts

Balls

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
1 day ago

Cloud 8


"All I have to say on the matter is that they should not be neglected and of course checked regularly "

Very sensible, MB! But a valid point and isn’t it strange that men need to be encouraged to grab a handful of their own testiclé.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 day ago

A den in the Glen

Left one hangs slightly lower. They tend to disappear somewhere during sex which is really rather annoying.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
1 day ago

Cloud 8


"Left one hangs slightly lower. They tend to disappear somewhere during sex which is really rather annoying."

I don’t think you’re supposed to stuff them in as well.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
1 day ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"

So I've got good sized bollocks!

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
1 day ago

Cloud 8


"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"

So I've got good sized bollocks!

"

As certificated by a doctor!!!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
1 day ago

A den in the Glen


"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"

So I've got good sized bollocks!

As certificated by a doctor!!! "

I went to the doctor the other day about a strange red mark around the head of my penis. The doc asked me to pull down my boxers. Thank fuck. He just confirmed it was lipstick.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
24 hours ago

Hastings


"A few years ago I discovered a lump on one of my balls. I went to the hospital for a scan. The guy there did an ultrasound scan of my balls and said it was just a cyst and nothing to worry about. As I wiped the gel off my balls and pulled my pants up he confirmed that it was nothing to worry about. Then he said "and may I say, your testicles are still a good size"

So I've got good sized bollocks!

"

Recovering from having an epididymal cyst removed its not gone well..

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By *ackformore100Man
24 hours ago

Tin town


"No, not the nonsense oft spouted in this here forum. The actual bollocks.

Men: tell us about your balls! What circumference are they? How do you know if that’s big or small? Is big good or bad? What does it mean? Does it matter? Has anyone commented on your boys?

And, of course, most importantly: Do they hang down low and do you tie ‘em in a bow?"

Unlike my waistline or biceps there is nothing I can do to either increase or decrease their size so... I have them and I'm rather attached to them. I think they are the part of our anatomy that is least pleasing on the eye

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By *obdukesMan
24 hours ago

small village

I need to tape them to my knees ! Not a good look

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