FabSwingers.com forum: im getting rid fed up of the no replies now

By *rrrMannnn122 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Walsall

i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Send better messages then

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too. "

I heard a Sky remote works better with the ladies

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
2 weeks ago

Medway

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics"

You have nothing on your profile. As in there's no information about you, apart from your sexual wants. You have to make your profile interesting.

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By *rT25Man
2 weeks ago

South Yorkshire

Try

FAF!

That Will work. Be swimming in it now😉

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too.

I heard a Sky remote works better with the ladies "

How about a firestick?

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By *meliaeWoman
2 weeks ago

Chester

You could try send a picture of your big toe instead. Bonus points if it’s infected. That’s a memorable one I got in the last week.

Incase it is not obvious - I am joking. In all seriousness, add more to your profile. Be more selective in who you message, inject a little effort and personality into the message and don’t send a picture of your dick unless it’s asked for.

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By *ony MannMan
2 weeks ago

Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics"

If you send me five more dick pics I'll block you

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By *AYENCouple
2 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics"

Nothing wrong with one liners - best to establish attraction before putting any effort into a message. K.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

I smell a trollshaped rat

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By *acLe0dMan
2 weeks ago

Preston

I try and not to get bothered about not getting a reponse. It's not always easy to stand out from the crowd, but hopefully eventually someone responds to you.

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By *enegadeMMan
2 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I think go with your gut…. More cock pics is what you’re missing here…. Flood them

stick to your guns

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻"

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
2 weeks ago

La La Land

"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too.

I heard a Sky remote works better with the ladies "

No, that's a myth

Ladies go crazy when they see a dick pic over the toilet bowl

Swoon

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "

Christmas socks I might add

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Bung a few pics of you hanging out the back of some random chick.

Ladies here love to know that you’ve been able to ‘do it’ before they climb you like a tree.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "

Great name for an aftershave!

I’d wear that.

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

gorleston

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻"

I'm glad I read the comments so far. I was about to suggest the same. A timeless classic fanny magnet photograph.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

A pic of your penis over a dirty toilet bowl will have them flocking in droves to your inbox OP

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that

Great name for an aftershave!

I’d wear that."

I can smell it now… mmm faint wiffs of crusty toes and athletes foot. Yummy 🤤

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By *inkShyWoman
2 weeks ago

near Windsor

I've seen the odd dick and Pringle can photo. Not sure if they were normal cans, or airplane cans though. Peaked my interest.

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that

Christmas socks I might add "

On the penis of course…

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By *ebastion_FiddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

gorleston

"A pic of your penis over a dirty toilet bowl will have them flocking in droves to your inbox OP"

... Dashes to the bathroom with a floppy in one hand and phone in the other.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"A pic of your penis over a dirty toilet bowl will have them flocking in droves to your inbox OP

... Dashes to the bathroom with a floppy in one hand and phone in the other. "

Ooooooffffffttttttt

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Nob cheese. That'll get em going

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By *exxyyDy11Man
2 weeks ago

North West

Seems cock pics on the toilet are a popular choice. I'm doing it all wrong.

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Seems cock pics on the toilet are a popular choice. I'm doing it all wrong. "

Extremely disappointed you have no toilet shots..tut tut tut tut tut

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By *nnCeeWoman
2 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻"

I think this should be his PFP, as opposed to the black silhouette head...

MrrrMannn - get it done!

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By *ene FairfaxMan
2 weeks ago

Dover

I always send relevant messages after reading the profile to cpls and singles. If they haven't been read or left unreplied I eventually delete them. It's not worth the energy thinking you might get a reply one day never. Perhaps mine are to polite or gentlemanly to get an answer lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is another, top secret and highly efficacious technique that sly and adept lotharios often employ to inveigle the sex out of ladies on regular dating sites:

Have a mate take an ineptly snapped photo of you from about fifty feet away whilst you stand holding a landed fish.

You will likely need to avail yourself of a sturdy stick to beat back the inevitably ensuing fanny tsunami 👍🏻

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
2 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Tbh if you messaged us we wouldn't reply down to your lack of effort with your profile

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

"Tbh if you messaged us we wouldn't reply down to your lack of effort with your profile "

I think this is a tongue in cheek post....though maybe not 🤔🤔🤔

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By *aldBeardy36Man
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"Tbh if you messaged us we wouldn't reply down to your lack of effort with your profile

I think this is a tongue in cheek post....though maybe not 🤔🤔🤔"

If it wasn’t it’s certainly become one haha

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By *iss.BellaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wales

Always more cock shots,

And a close up of your bum hole,

Ask if they take it up the batty, if not, ask if they're up for pegging you instead

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By *osseffMan
2 weeks ago

All over devon, I love a road trip!

What about a picture of your cock, over a toilet bowl,with a lynx can (or sky remote) and the dog sniffing your arse in the reflection of the mirror, with some words like " who wants my massive cock!"

That's got to work!?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh yes! As Bella said bumhole pics (in glorious 3D like closeup) and make sure to take both your hands and spread that glorious orifice apart as far as you possibly can so that it somewhat resembles the Sarlacc pit in Return Of The Jedi 👍🏻

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By *andora2Woman
2 weeks ago

South somewhere

I thought the OP was on a wind up until I checked the ever dependable green arrow 😬

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By *allGuy1000Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

Has anyone considered including a freshly laid turd it the toilet bowl. Hang your lad in the shot and Bobs yer uncle!! You’ll be drowning in snatch!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Just give them a time and place. Preferably 50 miles away on short notice. That usually works a treat

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By *egoMan
2 weeks ago

Preston

Semi over an unflushed toilet is the prestige fabbers require these days,

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife

Have you tried pictures of the balls only? Something different…

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By *ACOLCouple
2 weeks ago

limerick

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics"

No picture, no verifications, no bio, pretty much you have nothing. You want replies but don't bother trying...

Lina.

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By *nnCeeWoman
2 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Oh yes! As Bella said bumhole pics (in glorious 3D like closeup) and make sure to take both your hands and spread that glorious orifice apart as far as you possibly can so that it somewhat resembles the Sarlacc pit in Return Of The Jedi 👍🏻"

💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥"

Praise be to the spread bumhole!

Whilst the milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, the gaping anus summons the gals 🤘🏻😜

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

OP you need to upgrade to CAPITALS and lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!! It’s a proven way to win at FAB!!!!

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By *nya NeesWoman
2 weeks ago

Brum

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

Look at the interestd list of the desired woman and pick one that you fancy trying for the first time.

Dedicate your message to her solely on this single interest. It will enamour her.

As you also want to meet men, request that if she is stupid enough to want to miss out, that she recommends you to all the men in her inbox and friends list. Women like direction and to chat and will be happy to see your satisfaction.

Repeat this with every woman in the UK. Once completed, start again, prioritising a different interest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that "

And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic!

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By *iddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that

And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic!"

I’m wondering now why real log fires are so popular.

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A flaccid cock shot over an open toilet is scientifically validated as a guaranteed technique to attract the ladies 👍🏻

Oooooft. Sexy. Don’t forget to include a hint of socks too. Love that

And a smidge of turd. We love a log in the pic!

I’m wondering now why real log fires are so popular. "

Extra methane for a more effective burn

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By *ild_oatsMan
2 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Plenty of dick pics with underwear with some skid marks and a Hi FAF message…

As no need to put any effort it…

And before you know it you will be elbow deep in clunge. In fact more than you can shake a fist at…..

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Picture of the bedsheets with skid marks on it. It'll evoke the universal maternal instinct and you'll get laid *and* clean sheets

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By *reggSausageMan
2 weeks ago

derby

Moody black and white lighting will create drama to the dick pics and the shadow will make it look huge, ladies love a bit of huge drama

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…

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By *unthum62Man
2 weeks ago

Benidorm

Dont forget to tell them you will fuck them like they have never been fucked before. Always wear the oddly stained vest and leave a half eaten pizza next to the overflowing ashtray too.

They will be gagging for it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…"

😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.

Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.

Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜

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By *ubFTMTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Swindon

Don't forget to have clothes and dirty dishes all over in the background, love that!!!

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By *aramelChocolatecoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Surrey

You don't have a picture at all on your profile. That alone will result in zero responses.

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By *obdukesMan
2 weeks ago

small village

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics"

Mix it up mate !

start sending your bum hole and D pics give them options

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Want dick ,I can travel, usually works 🤣

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

Oh and keep the profile completely blank with no pictures just adds to the element of surprise

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By *obdukesMan
2 weeks ago

small village

"Did you send a cock pic next to a lynx tin? If you haven't, you need too. "

Depends lynx Africa you look old and not with it

but a fire stick remote makes it look bigger and it’s not from the 90’s !

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By *edSirenWoman
2 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard

"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…

😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.

Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.

Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜"

Must be accompanied with a sex name of its own. And an introductory, panty melting, message such as ‘yoooo, I couldn’t give a shit, but boris here is very excited to say hi to your internal organs…’

Oh yeahhhhh 🤤🤤🤤

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
2 weeks ago

belfast

"Send better messages then"

Whoosh

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve got it!!! Googly eye stickers. Above the flaccid cock snout. THIS is the way forward…

😂 Amen! This is for sure the way forward.

Greetings cards featuring googly eyes sell like hot cakes after all, so the scientific groundwork is irrefutable.

Lo, the resulting sex shall flow like Niagra Falls 👍🏻😜

Oh yeahhhhh 🤤🤤🤤"

😂😂😂😂

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
2 weeks ago

London

Don't forget the background. Your place must look like a complete mess. Fast food leftovers all around, dirty clothes on the floor, kid’s toy gathering dust, empty Captain Morgan’s bottles in the sink, your dental plaque in a glass of water, you get me? Women love to do the cleaning

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Don't forget the background. Your place must look like a complete mess. Fast food leftovers all around, dirty clothes on the floor, kid’s toy gathering dust, empty Captain Morgan’s bottles in the sink, your dental plaque in a glass of water, you get me? Women love to do the cleaning

Phwoarrrr! This artistic set up of utter filth and disarray has rendered even me throbbing like a struck telegraph pole! 😜

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By *ILFpleaser100Man
2 weeks ago

York

Loving the responses to this, had me chuckling for the last few minutes! 🤣

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By *irtydesires2024Man
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

"i send stuff like hi or hello on liners

and dick pics and i get no replies

maybe i need to send more cock pics

Nothing wrong with one liners - best to establish attraction before putting any effort into a message. K. Hiya would you like to see my cock, I have loads of dick pics babe.....

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