FabSwingers.com forum: Safe sex slogans/quotes

By *ympha Luxuria OP Woman
1 week ago

La La Land

I've never heard of these before and I wondered how many others you can enlighten me on?

'cover your stump before you hump'

'wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
1 week ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I believe Jiffy condoms slogan used to be, ‘Got a stuffy, use a Jiffy.’

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Bag for life when not with the wife.

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By *carlettsWoman
1 week ago

Harpenden

Just do it

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
1 week ago

The Continental

Wrap it up before you shove it up

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By *rthur WrightusMan
1 week ago

Round the Bend

No glove no love

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
1 week ago

Staffordshire

Wanna stay clean wrap your aubergine.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
1 week ago

Durham

Never mind slogans. What about condoms with temporary tattoos on the inside?

Stick it on, do the deed, and when you roll it off **BAM** Dinosaur on your dick!

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By *meliaeWoman
1 week ago

Chester

Love is cleaner with a packaged weiner

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By *orny PTMan
1 week ago

Peterborough

Swinging's better, with a French letter

Condoms: the only healthy preservativre (that's what the Froggies call 'em)

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By *meliaeWoman
1 week ago

Chester

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy

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By *orny PTMan
1 week ago

Peterborough

Pay the CSA: No way!

Cream pie: not from this pie.

The lolly pop ladies and men do the same job as condoms: Stop children.

Crotch goblins? the world's most deadliest STIs.

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By *orny PTMan
1 week ago

Peterborough

"Don’t be silly, wrap your willy "

Don't be thick, wrap you dick.

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By *orny PTMan
1 week ago

Peterborough

Get it on, get it in. Ignore the pope then pop it in.

Remember kids: it's not a sin. Love and kisses, your friends from Skyn

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By *aldBeardy36Man
1 week ago

Manchester

"Don’t be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be thick, wrap you dick."

Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

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By *parkle1974Woman
1 week ago

Leeds

Remember your wellies

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By *layfullsamMan
1 week ago

Solihull

Wrap it in latex or it’ll cost you your pay checks

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