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By *issLickalottapus OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

La La Land

I've never heard of these before and I wondered how many others you can enlighten me on?

'cover your stump before you hump'

'wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I believe Jiffy condoms slogan used to be, ‘Got a stuffy, use a Jiffy.’

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum

Bag for life when not with the wife.

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By *carlettsWoman
26 weeks ago

Harpenden

Just do it

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Wrap it up before you shove it up

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By *rthur WrightusMan
26 weeks ago

Round the Bend

No glove no love

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Brum

Wanna stay clean wrap your aubergine.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
26 weeks ago

Durham

Never mind slogans. What about condoms with temporary tattoos on the inside?

Stick it on, do the deed, and when you roll it off **BAM** Dinosaur on your dick!

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By *meliaeWoman
26 weeks ago

Chester

Love is cleaner with a packaged weiner

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Swinging's better, with a French letter

Condoms: the only healthy preservativre (that's what the Froggies call 'em)

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By *meliaeWoman
26 weeks ago

Chester

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Pay the CSA: No way!

Cream pie: not from this pie.

The lolly pop ladies and men do the same job as condoms: Stop children.

Crotch goblins? the world's most deadliest STIs.

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Don’t be silly, wrap your willy "

Don't be thick, wrap you dick.

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Get it on, get it in. Ignore the pope then pop it in.

Remember kids: it's not a sin. Love and kisses, your friends from Skyn

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By *aldBeardy36Man
26 weeks ago

Manchester


"Don’t be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be thick, wrap you dick."

Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

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By *parkle1974Woman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Remember your wellies

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

Wrap it in latex or it’ll cost you your pay checks

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