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"I’m presently musing why I am still awake at such an ungodly hour 😵💫😵💫" Real! Counting sheep not working? | |||
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"Lurking here in the forums usually haha " Where all the cool ones are, clearly 😎 | |||
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"Lurking here in the forums usually haha Where all the cool ones are, clearly 😎" Ah I’m only cool by proxy 🤣 | |||
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"Debating a McDonald’s can’t lie 😂" Sounds beautiful 😍 what would you get? | |||
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"If a turtle loses its shell. Is it homeless or naked. Also. Who the feck picks up a guide dogs jobbies?? " Those are brilliant questions and have got me thinking 🤔 | |||
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"Lurking here in the forums usually haha Where all the cool ones are, clearly 😎 Ah I’m only cool by proxy 🤣" It still counts 😂 | |||
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"I’m presently musing why I am still awake at such an ungodly hour 😵💫😵💫 Real! Counting sheep not working?" I’ve gone through all the farmyard animals now and still no joy ☹️ I may try marine life next to see if I get any luck… | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at??" I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 | |||
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"Debating a McDonald’s can’t lie 😂 Sounds beautiful 😍 what would you get?" Oooft; cheeky katsu chicken wrap, large fries, and a cheeky cheeseburger 🤤 | |||
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" I may try marine life next to see if I get any luck…" Plankton should do it. | |||
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"I’m presently musing why I am still awake at such an ungodly hour 😵💫😵💫 Real! Counting sheep not working? I’ve gone through all the farmyard animals now and still no joy ☹️ I may try marine life next to see if I get any luck…" I've heard that counting the cast of Nemo helps | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭" Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? | |||
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"Debating a McDonald’s can’t lie 😂 Sounds beautiful 😍 what would you get? Oooft; cheeky katsu chicken wrap, large fries, and a cheeky cheeseburger 🤤" I need to try that wrap! Sounds glorious 😍 | |||
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"I’m presently musing why I am still awake at such an ungodly hour 😵💫😵💫 Real! Counting sheep not working? I’ve gone through all the farmyard animals now and still no joy ☹️ I may try marine life next to see if I get any luck… I've heard that counting the cast of Nemo helps " Ah ha! Dory, Marlin, Bruce……this may actually work 😜👍🏻 | |||
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"Why I'm not sucking some beautiful tits while being rode " Maybe all the beautiful tits are tucked up in bed? | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? " Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol" Agreed, let's change that 👀 | |||
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"I’m presently musing why I am still awake at such an ungodly hour 😵💫😵💫 Real! Counting sheep not working? I’ve gone through all the farmyard animals now and still no joy ☹️ I may try marine life next to see if I get any luck… I've heard that counting the cast of Nemo helps Ah ha! Dory, Marlin, Bruce……this may actually work 😜👍🏻" Let me know how it goes 😂😂 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀" Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions? | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀" Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me." That’s the best way to describe a good night | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions?" Tentacle porn? | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣" Nah, they can both fuck right off 🤣 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions? Tentacle porn? " What’s that???? | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣" Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions? Tentacle porn? " Nugget porn. | |||
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"If a turtle loses its shell. Is it homeless or naked. Also. Who the feck picks up a guide dogs jobbies?? " Turtle Naked Snail homeless Guide dogs are trained to poo in there back garden or a tray. But I reckon the less I feed my dogs the less I have to pick up. Lol | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions? Tentacle porn? What’s that????" Look it up and find out 👀😅 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅" Aren't we all 😲🤣 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at??" if Australia is a day ahead of us , why don’t they tell us what’s going to happen, followed by I need a bigger ruler I think 😂🤷♂️ | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? I’m really having a little chat to myself here .. and asking myself how in gods name am I here again wide awake at 3am .. and work in 4 hours 🫣😭 Oh no 🤦♀️ Sounds like it will be a caffeine fueled day for you? Just like every other day ending in a Y. This thread is much tamer than I hoped. Lol Agreed, let's change that 👀 Currently thinking what porn to watch with my midnight horn🫢😈 any suggestions? Tentacle porn? What’s that???? Look it up and find out 👀😅" What’s your favourite category  | |||
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" Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅 Aren't we all 😲🤣" Food for thought 🤔 but some of us have daddy issues 😂😂 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me." It's you not the window driving fascination. There also thinking why is this person awake at this time. I bet they are asleep befor you. | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? if Australia is a day ahead of us , why don’t they tell us what’s going to happen, followed by I need a bigger ruler I think 😂🤷♂️ " They don't want to spoil the surprise of the shit show we call 'life' 😂 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me." Give them a show 😈 | |||
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" Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅 Aren't we all 😲🤣 Food for thought 🤔 but some of us have daddy issues 😂😂" Only the best ones 😲🤣🤣 | |||
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"Insomnia is the pits" Agreed! Hope you manage to get some sleep at some point 🤞 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me. Give them a show 😈" Definitely give them a show 😉😡 | |||
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"Insomnia is the pits" I thought it was a good track by faithless. | |||
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" Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅 Aren't we all 😲🤣 Food for thought 🤔 but some of us have daddy issues 😂😂 Only the best ones 😲🤣🤣" It's getting tame again 😂 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me. Give them a show 😈 Definitely give them a show 😉😡" I'm in work. | |||
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"Insomnia is the pits I thought it was a good track by faithless." Definitely a regular one on my playlist | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me. Give them a show 😈 Definitely give them a show 😉😡 I'm in work." Ah 😬 | |||
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" Would you suck your dad's cock to save your mums life?? 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 please have both parents alive. So I don't feel like a c#nt🤣🤣 Oh jesus, I need holy water after that 😂 as much as I love my mum, I'm gonna say no, and I'm sure she'd understand because he's just a sperm donor 😅 Aren't we all 😲🤣 Food for thought 🤔 but some of us have daddy issues 😂😂 Only the best ones 😲🤣🤣 It's getting tame again 😂" 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me. Give them a show 😈 Definitely give them a show 😉😡 I'm in work. Ah 😬" Now that’s the definition of a danger wank 🤣 | |||
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"What is the fascination d*unk students have with the windows in my building. I currently have three with Thier faces pressed to the glass, grinning and waving at me. Give them a show 😈 Definitely give them a show 😉😡 I'm in work. Ah 😬 Now that’s the definition of a danger wank 🤣" 🤣🤣🤣  | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol" Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? | |||
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"I hate over thinking. Now wondering when you enter a dark room and you turn the light on where does the darkness go." Back into our souls | |||
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"Op how long did your break last " About 4.5 years | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? " Yes! 😎 | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎" | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? " Easy. Orgasm every time a poop. A wee cumplop never hurt anybody lol | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎" I can neither confirm no deny, both 🤣 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? if Australia is a day ahead of us , why don’t they tell us what’s going to happen, followed by I need a bigger ruler I think 😂🤷♂️ They don't want to spoil the surprise of the shit show we call 'life' 😂" fuckers!! That was a glancing thought I have these often at 100mph. Oh and oil | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Easy. Orgasm every time a poop. A wee cumplop never hurt anybody lol " I mean, that makes sense 🤔 your turn | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎 I can neither confirm no deny, both 🤣" I can only imagine how much loo roll you get through  | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎 I can neither confirm no deny, both 🤣 I can only imagine how much loo roll you get through "Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 | |||
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"What goes on in your mind at this hour? The weirder, the better! Where are my fellow late night freaks at?? if Australia is a day ahead of us , why don’t they tell us what’s going to happen, followed by I need a bigger ruler I think 😂🤷♂️ They don't want to spoil the surprise of the shit show we call 'life' 😂 fuckers!! That was a glancing thought I have these often at 100mph. Oh and oil " We just won't tell them about the past, if they wanted to remember where they put their passport for a holiday, that information is classified 😎 | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎 I can neither confirm no deny, both 🤣 I can only imagine how much loo roll you get through
Stop thinking about me wanking 😳"I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Easy. Orgasm every time a poop. A wee cumplop never hurt anybody lol I mean, that makes sense 🤔 your turn" Would you rather suck a homeless person's toes for 60 seconds? Or his penis for 25 seconds? 🙄 | |||
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" It's getting tame again 😂 🤣🤣🤣 I've tried. Its your turn to try lol Would you rather poop everytime you orgasm, or orgasm everytime you poop? Which one? 👀 Yes! 😎 I can neither confirm no deny, both 🤣 I can only imagine how much loo roll you get through
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I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you "I find tears make for better lube | |||
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" I mean, that makes sense 🤔 your turn Would you rather suck a homeless person's toes for 60 seconds? Or his penis for 25 seconds? 🙄" Penis, feet scare me 😱 | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube " Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 | |||
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" I mean, that makes sense 🤔 your turn Would you rather suck a homeless person's toes for 60 seconds? Or his penis for 25 seconds? 🙄 Penis, feet scare me 😱" 🤢🤢🤮. Back to you | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂" Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣" I never agreed to an orgie | |||
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"Am laying here in agony wondering how I fell backwards last night, and hurt my spine, lol " Wanking?? | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie " Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that "Fuck it! Hahahab | |||
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" I mean, that makes sense 🤔 your turn Would you rather suck a homeless person's toes for 60 seconds? Or his penis for 25 seconds? 🙄 Penis, feet scare me 😱 🤢🤢🤮. Back to you " I'm genuinely stuck 😂 | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that
Fuck it! Hahahab"See you there! 😂 | |||
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"Am laying here in agony wondering how I fell backwards last night, and hurt my spine, lol Wanking??" Get the blood flow going to other locations | |||
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"Making feeling horney quite easy... getting the porn horn is challenging but being me is simply erotic or sometimes erosive 😂 " I'm intrigued 🤔 | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that
Fuck it! Hahahab"Right bend over and assume the position 🤣 | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that
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Right bend over and assume the position 🤣"I wrote 'bring lube' on the invites, who's got it? | |||
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" Stop thinking about me wanking 😳 I'm sorry! I saw a bottle of lotion and it reminded me of you I find tears make for better lube Are you okay? There's people out there that can help 😂 Cmon in wee group hug. It will all be fine 🤣 I never agreed to an orgie Oh.. I already sent the invites out for that
Fuck it! Hahahab
Right bend over and assume the position 🤣
I wrote 'bring lube' on the invites, who's got it?"Think we might have some tears about. Lol | |||
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"Why the fuck am I awake? Why can’t I find anything to wank over? How am I going to get back to sleep? What is that song stuck in my head? Should I grope my colleague who strokes me at work? What if I just squeezed her ass or stroked her leg?" Sounds like the little voice in your head is working against you 😂 | |||
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"Why the fuck am I awake? Why can’t I find anything to wank over? How am I going to get back to sleep? What is that song stuck in my head? Should I grope my colleague who strokes me at work? What if I just squeezed her ass or stroked her leg? Sounds like the little voice in your head is working against you 😂" I think the world is against that one lol | |||
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"Why the fuck am I awake? Why can’t I find anything to wank over? How am I going to get back to sleep? What is that song stuck in my head? Should I grope my colleague who strokes me at work? What if I just squeezed her ass or stroked her leg? Sounds like the little voice in your head is working against you 😂" Absolutely, and that voice is a horny wanker. A right dick. | |||
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