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"It does. Highland peat would be better than Govan or, Baillieston tarmac. Though a sheepdog round there is rare." Off to the desert with you for a good sanding down | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔" Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.  | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak. "Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣"I don't know about you. But my arse isn't as hairy as a dog so don't have the protection said dogs have.  | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣"Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣"🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
I don't know about you. But my arse isn't as hairy as a dog so don't have the protection said dogs have. "Don't 🤣 I should be sleeping, yet here I am picturing the scene of humans dragging their behinds on a carpet, while cackling to myself 🤦♀️🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣"Oh god 🤣🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣
Oh god 🤣🤣"An those late night forums haha 🤦♂️ | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣
Oh god 🤣🤣"I'm now wondering if a dog got a carpet burn on its ass and sniffed it would it smell like a burnt digestive. The same as human hair burning 🙄🤣🤣 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉" That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣
Oh god 🤣🤣
I'm now wondering if a dog got a carpet burn on its ass and sniffed it would it smell like a burnt digestive. The same as human hair burning 🙄🤣🤣"Or the smell of a fly on those zapping tennis rackets 🤢 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉" Don't involve me in your wild one accusations. I'm new here don't brand me with that brush just yet please | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha " I also fit into this category 👀 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀" One of us, one of us! 👏 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣
Oh god 🤣🤣
I'm now wondering if a dog got a carpet burn on its ass and sniffed it would it smell like a burnt digestive. The same as human hair burning 🙄🤣🤣
Or the smell of a fly on those zapping tennis rackets 🤢"🤮🤮🤮. Why. Just why did you even go there. Fuckin wind one 🤣 | |||
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"The forums this evening/early morning are WILD 🤣 It would probably be satisfying 🤣 I'm thinking a slightly textured ground, rather than a carpet or rug 🤔 Then there is the fine line between satisfying the itch and giving yourself a carpet burn so to speak.
Seems to work for most dogs 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Scratch and sniff, so to speak 🤣
Oh god 🤣🤣
I'm now wondering if a dog got a carpet burn on its ass and sniffed it would it smell like a burnt digestive. The same as human hair burning 🙄🤣🤣
Or the smell of a fly on those zapping tennis rackets 🤢
🤮🤮🤮. Why. Just why did you even go there.
Fuckin wind one 🤣"Cos now you can’t ever unsee it | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 " Woo!! 💃🥳 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳" To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢" Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎" 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣" You're welcome 😏 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎" Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 You're welcome 😏 " Nope not accepting it. Deep fried flies. Your sick. Lol This post has eccelated quickly.
Bunch of sick puppies. | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎" I need more parties like this in my life 😩 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 " Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈 | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 You're welcome 😏 Nope not accepting it. Deep fried flies. Your sick. Lol This post has eccelated quickly.
Bunch of sick puppies. "Woah! I said nothing about dipping them in batter and frying them!!! If that's your idea of a snack, I'm repulsed 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just been fingering mine trying to scratch an itch" I need more party's like this in my life. Did you give the finger a quick smell afterwards | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 You're welcome 😏 Nope not accepting it. Deep fried flies. Your sick. Lol This post has eccelated quickly.
Bunch of sick puppies.
Woah! I said nothing about dipping them in batter and frying them!!! If that's your idea of a snack, I'm repulsed 🤣🤣"I am Scottish. If it's not deep fried it's no food. | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 You're welcome 😏 Nope not accepting it. Deep fried flies. Your sick. Lol This post has eccelated quickly.
Bunch of sick puppies.
Woah! I said nothing about dipping them in batter and frying them!!! If that's your idea of a snack, I'm repulsed 🤣🤣
I am Scottish. If it's not deep fried it's no food. "An christ! Not you as well 🤣 | |||
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"What has my life come to? Deep fried flies, carpet burns on the arse and burnt fly smell... I'm ashamed " As you should be | |||
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"I'm sorry, okay? 🤣 sizzled fly is all I can think of with a burning smell 🤢 Yip me too now thanks to you. How will I ever repay the favour 🤣 You're welcome 😏 Nope not accepting it. Deep fried flies. Your sick. Lol This post has eccelated quickly.
Bunch of sick puppies.
Woah! I said nothing about dipping them in batter and frying them!!! If that's your idea of a snack, I'm repulsed 🤣🤣
I am Scottish. If it's not deep fried it's no food.
An christ! Not you as well 🤣"Me as well??? Lol | |||
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"What has my life come to? Deep fried flies, carpet burns on the arse and burnt fly smell... I'm ashamed As you should be "Starting to think we need to start our own forum post for random near 3am thoughts, instead of spamming this one 🤣 | |||
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"What has my life come to? Deep fried flies, carpet burns on the arse and burnt fly smell... I'm ashamed As you should be
Starting to think we need to start our own forum post for random near 3am thoughts, instead of spamming this one 🤣"Promises promises | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈" I will be attending ☺️ -Bunny | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈 I will be attending ☺️ -Bunny" Guess list invite in the post 🫡 | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈 I will be attending ☺️ -Bunny Guess list invite in the post 🫡" I await patiently on my invite | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈 I will be attending ☺️ -Bunny Guess list invite in the post 🫡 I await patiently on my invite " The more the merrier chap | |||
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"The wild ones come out of the woodwork at this hour 😉 That we certainly do! What’s your excuse? Haha I also fit into this category 👀 One of us, one of us! 👏 Woo!! 💃🥳 To be fair, the mentally unhinged are always the most fun, and we definitely throw the best parties 😎 100% yes! Dark humour, talking endless bouts of random shit and up until the early hours of the morning 😎 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😎 I need more parties like this in my life 😩 Consider yourself invited! RSVP at your convenience 😈 I will be attending ☺️ -Bunny Guess list invite in the post 🫡 I await patiently on my invite The more the merrier chap " It this a thing or just rumours. Lol. Wonder how a dark humour post would go down in forum. | |||
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"Am I the only one thinking the OP should ask the OP from the sc@t thread to have a good dig around?" Brilliant 😂 very valid point! | |||
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