FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the most boring

By *elix Sighted OP Man
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Thread topic you can think of? Get creative people (but not too much, think tedium).

What’s the best colour furniture to hide dust the longest?

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Favourite paper clip. Bonus points for paper clip anecdotes.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

How many carrier bags have you got stored inside a carrier bag?

How many bags for life do you have and where do you store them?

Mrs

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

How much Lego do you think you can stuff up your bum?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Is your toe jam grey or green?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

What colour are your curtains?

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"What colour are your curtains?"

That could be a euphemism though.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

"What colour are your curtains?

That could be a euphemism though."

the thought never crossed my mind

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
2 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"What colour are your curtains?

That could be a euphemism though.

the thought never crossed my mind

See nothing is really boring, all about the context ! 🤣

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"How much Lego do you think you can stuff up your bum? "

Woah, woah, woah, steady on! Bums are fascinating.

Right, new rule - no bums, boobs, bishops or other sexy body parts.

Come on people, let’s get tedious. No, tenuous. No, tumultuous. Oh ffs.

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

How meny potholes is there on your street

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
2 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

The length of screws (no pun intended)

They’re important but tedious!

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Is it pronounced tomato or tomato?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Are all your socks the same colour? And, if not, do you have a favourite pair? And, if so, have you eschewed a previous favourite pair for the current favourite pair?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂 I love boring threads 👍🏻

How about, ‘What is your favourite of the three colours in Aquafresh toothpaste?’

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Is it pronounced tomato or tomato? "

Potato.

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

What’s your favourite shade of grey

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By *ustcallMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

"What colour are your curtains?"

What’s curtains 😱

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

Which bin day is best, recycling or general waste? What is the key differential?

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

"The length of screws (no pun intended)

They’re important but tedious!"

Metric, imperial or bsp threads?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Favourite paper clip. Bonus points for paper clip anecdotes."

Oh oh. The bone shaped ones for vet practices. They look so cute on the paper 💜

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

"How meny potholes is there on your street

Ooh as of tonight none as they are currently resurfacing the road.

Now the question could be changed to when will potholes reappear on your street?

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What is your favourite brand of Baked Beans?

Do you chew your food clockwise or else anticlockwise?

If you own a manual toothbrush, do you store it head down or else head up?

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 weeks ago

Leeds

What DID come first...the chicken or the cockerel????

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The last three numbers on the closest barcode to you.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Office workers

What sort of mouse do you use ?

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
2 weeks ago

West Bromwich

"The last three numbers on the closest barcode to you.

434

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"The last three numbers on the closest barcode to you.

673.

Its a fourpack of white chocolate biscoff KitKats 💜

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Johnny has two apples.

He shares one apple with Maisie.

Does this make Johnny a communist?

Discuss 👍🏻

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

"How meny potholes is there on your street

Ooh as of tonight none as they are currently resurfacing the road.

Now the question could be changed to when will potholes reappear on your street?

Mrs"

Oh lucky you to have all your holes filled!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

"How meny potholes is there on your street

Ooh as of tonight none as they are currently resurfacing the road.

Now the question could be changed to when will potholes reappear on your street?

Mrs

Oh lucky you to have all your holes filled!

🤣🤣🤣

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By *allnHandsome12Man
2 weeks ago

Teesside

"Office workers

What sort of mouse do you use ? "

I miss the days when they had little rollerballs instead of infra red, so I could engage my mature humour and erm, hide someone’s ball..

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Johnny has two apples.

He shares one apple with Maisie.

Does this make Johnny a communist?

Discuss 👍🏻"

Sensual, I find this far too fascinating to qualify for this thread.

Are the apples red or green, btw?

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Office workers

What sort of mouse do you use ? "

Ooooh! I have an ergonomic vertical mouse

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Johnny has two apples.

He shares one apple with Maisie.

Does this make Johnny a communist?

Discuss 👍🏻

Sensual, I find this far too fascinating to qualify for this thread.

Are the apples red or green, btw?"

😂 Ooo red; Cox's Orange Pippins no less 👍🏻😜

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"What DID come first...the chicken or the cockerel????"

Only an egghead knows that.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

Dust particle composition

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By *ergus1622Man
2 weeks ago

Dundee

Do you use water filters or bottle water?

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

Anything involving roads. Or routes. Or god help us, service stations.

I've lost the will to live just typing this post.

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

"Paint Drying" is a 2016 British feature film about paint on a wall drying, lasting for ten hours and seven minutes. The film was created by Charlie Lyne in order to force the British Board of Film Classification to watch all ten hours to give the film an age rating classification

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By *ildTimes.Man
2 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Sandals and socks...yes or no 🥪

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

""Paint Drying" is a 2016 British feature film about paint on a wall drying, lasting for ten hours and seven minutes. The film was created by Charlie Lyne in order to force the British Board of Film Classification to watch all ten hours to give the film an age rating classification"

Evil genius!!

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By *elvet RopeMan
2 weeks ago

by the big field

Football- truly the sport of dullards, everyones a fucking expert!

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

Forum post analytics

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"😂😂 I love boring threads 👍🏻

How about, ‘What is your favourite of the three colours in Aquafresh toothpaste?’ "

How did this stellar suggestion get missed?! Winner.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Title: Is it me or

OP: has this place got less fun over the years! Can’t get a single meet haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Favourite paper clip. Bonus points for paper clip anecdotes."

Clippy, obviously.

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By *ustAnotherMan
2 weeks ago

Mids

"Favourite paper clip. Bonus points for paper clip anecdotes.

Clippy, obviously. "

It looks like you're trying to make a thread! Would you like help with that?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Anything involving roads. Or routes. Or god help us, service stations.

I've lost the will to live just typing this post."

Tebay Services - discuss.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Thread title: what do boobs taste like?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"What’s your favourite shade of grey"

No. 49

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By *ubesloverMan
2 weeks ago

notts

"Thread topic you can think of? Get creative people (but not too much, think tedium).

What’s the best colour furniture to hide dust the longest?"

The so called experts on troubles in other countries.

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By *elvet RopeMan
2 weeks ago

by the big field

"Anything involving roads. Or routes. Or god help us, service stations.

I've lost the will to live just typing this post.

Tebay Services - discuss."

Was there yesterday- lovely place for a piss 😁

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

What's the most sensible amount of sleep to get each night?

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By *har99Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

How long is a bit of string?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

Counting blades of grass - what's your technique?

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By *har99Man
2 weeks ago

Birmingham

"What's the most sensible amount of sleep to get each night? "

0 if so 😂 if not then count things of your choice x

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By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

Bumping because I have nothing interesting to say.

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