FabSwingers.com forum: Least favourite position

By *veryday_Couple_Nextdoor OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

We always ask what is everyone’s favourite position, but what’s your least favourite position to be in?

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach

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By *oodo222Man
2 weeks ago

WIGAN

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach "

Agility ?

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By *veryday_Couple_Nextdoor OP Couple
2 weeks ago

Bristol

That’s brilliant and whitty, great response haha

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

69 it's so uncomfortable.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach "

I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!

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By *r_Midnight2000Man
2 weeks ago

home

Missionary especially if it's a bad angel

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By *oodo222Man
2 weeks ago

WIGAN

Day before payday.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"69 it's so uncomfortable. "

Same

Not a fan...one thing at a time 🤣

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach

I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!

Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?

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By *reggSausageMan
2 weeks ago

derby

In bed on me own, questioning life choices and bearing the weight of the existential crisis washing over me, good ere innit

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By *ripfillMan
2 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Sub’s bench …

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not a specific position but rather a type that I refer to as ‘novelty’ positions (many as practiced in the Karma Sutra) wherein one has to contort into unnatural postures that often impede the natural fluidity of movement.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach

I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!

Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?

Out

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach

I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!

Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?

Out

You disappoint me, Joe. We need a word about your place in the Fab First XI.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x"

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"We always ask what is everyone’s favourite position, but what’s your least favourite position to be in?"

I mean, I don't like playing left back or being the last one in the queue at a buffet. Those are some of my least favourite positions.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment."

It’s horrible!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

It’s horrible!"

Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

Doggy because it’s so not intimate and a bit boring. I enjoy it for like 5 minutes then I’m bored.

And I prefer seeing faces and being able to kiss easily.

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By *old MemberMan
2 weeks ago

Worcester

Cowgirl, I like to be in full thrust control

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 weeks ago

London

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

It’s horrible!

Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat."

I'll take 'not horrible' for the win.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

It’s horrible!

Reverse cowgirl that is, YOLO, not your penis. I’m sure it’s a treat.

I'll take 'not horrible' for the win."

New profile header. You’re welcome

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By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Don't believe the hype. Swinging from a chandelier is not recommended.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

I'm not keen on reverse cowgirl. Id much rather be facing so I can pin their hands down, kiss them, etc

Ruby

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm not keen on reverse cowgirl. Id much rather be facing so I can pin their hands down, kiss them, etc

Ruby "

Sorry, but hands would be stuck to your boobs.

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach

I thought the same about being a CB. But if Martinez can do it at 4'11", then I can too!

Who needs to be able to head the ball with good positioning and pace?

Out

You disappoint me, Joe. We need a word about your place in the Fab First XI."

I was thinking more of a free role*, dictating the play

*Go whereever I want because I lack discipline

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Anything where I'm not lying down.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Stockport

"I'm not keen on reverse cowgirl. Id much rather be facing so I can pin their hands down, kiss them, etc

Ruby "

That would work for us x

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By *oodtimesahead77Man
2 weeks ago

Wallingford

"Goalie, at 5'1 I just don't have the reach "

*close thread - it won’t get better than that*

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By *ensual DesiresMan
2 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Sitting on my own i don't like that position

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

"69 it's so uncomfortable. "

I dislike a 69 too. Uncomfy, I cant concentrate on either task. Not for me.

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment."

I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'."

Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'.

Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle "

Let's not do it so!! 🤣🤣😉

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Reverse cowgirl. So uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

This is the right answer. Feels like my cock could snap off at any moment.

I've attempted it a few times, doesnt feel 'normal'.

Agreed! It’s just an awkward funny angle

Let's not do it so!! 🤣🤣😉"

Madame! We have terms 🫡🤣

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

Haha 😁

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Haha 😁"

Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Haha 😁

Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣"

A few things, yep

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Haha 😁

Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣

A few things, yep

Haha touché! An extensive and all inclusive list no doubt

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By *oodtimesahead77Man
2 weeks ago

Wallingford

I think this all has to do with who is where.

"69 it's so uncomfortable.

I dislike a 69 too. Uncomfy, I cant concentrate on either task. Not for me. "

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By *aybeLadyWoman
2 weeks ago

West Dublin

"Haha 😁

Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣

A few things, yep

Haha touché! An extensive and all inclusive list no doubt

Easier to divulge what I'm not into, that list is shorter!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
2 weeks ago

Willenhall

Underneath.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 weeks ago

Bristol

"Haha 😁

Anything else off limits while we’re about it? 🤣

A few things, yep

Haha touché! An extensive and all inclusive list no doubt

Easier to divulge what I'm not into, that list is shorter!"

Well I’m all ears, in the interest of science, naturally

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By *orthern StarsCouple
2 weeks ago

Durham

"I'm not keen on reverse cowgirl. Id much rather be facing so I can pin their hands down, kiss them, etc

Ruby

Sorry, but hands would be stuck to your boobs.

Boobs are irresistible I guess

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By *vaRose43Woman
2 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Squatting cowgirl - I do not have the balance for this, and my knees sound like someone is standing on bubble wrap

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By *hgoonthen74Man
2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Anything in the shower

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By *rHotNottsMan
2 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Woman on top. I’ll do it if she likes it though, no position is bad with a bit of creativity & adjustments

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By *riar BelisseWoman
2 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Anything that involves bouncing, as my sciatica would trigger instantly

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By *riSiMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham

I definitely like to see a (her) face to see reactions and kissing and some filthy whispering.

I get what some have said about 69, a bit too much going on. Reverse Cowgirl I quite like, but maybe I have an extra bendy dick?

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By *oveandfastWoman
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

"Anything in the shower"

Oooh good one, someone always ends up not in the water and freezing or drowning 😂

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

On top whichever way. I'm not a cowgirl.

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 weeks ago

Newport

At the sink

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Doggy

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By *oveandfastWoman
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Reverse cowgirl is better if you vary it up- if I lean forward then it’s a bit more comfortable for both but I don’t think that’s still called reverse cowgirl 🤣

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By *afkaMan
2 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Same as a few others commented on here already-

It's great to watch but not to do, just find it really difficult getting the right angles, three ways are so much easier.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

I really don't enjoy reverse cowgirl.

Mrs

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By *hunky GentMan
2 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Anything in the shower"

Fuck yes, extremely dangerous 😳

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By *dam1971Man
2 weeks ago

Bedford

"Doggy"

Paddle?

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

Fife

Anything that requires me to put in some work.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

"Reverse cowgirl is better if you vary it up- if I lean forward then it’s a bit more comfortable for both but I don’t think that’s still called reverse cowgirl 🤣"

That’s called twerking on my dick

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

69! Hot in theory, not in the practical.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
2 weeks ago

Ends

"69! Hot in theory, not in the practical."

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By *anonfire96Man
2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Doggy, I love to see the facial expressions

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Loathe a 69. I've said it before but I think it's mostly for teenagers and time poor people.

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By *hampersDarlingWoman
2 weeks ago

Norwich

Doggy, it gives me no pleasure, but most men seem to love it.

69- doesn't turn me on either, I like the man between my thighs where I can see him.

Anything on top I don't mind for a bit but it's tiring! Plus you can feel self conscious.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

In car very impractical

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
2 weeks ago

69, I just find it very boring and irritating

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By *each needs some creamWoman
2 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

"I think this all has to do with who is where.

69 it's so uncomfortable.

I dislike a 69 too. Uncomfy, I cant concentrate on either task. Not for me. "

It makes no difference it's too do with the hight of the person, the contorting of the body and no matter what position you in it's impossible to give a decent BJ.

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
2 weeks ago

Prestwich

Never really enjoyed 69, imo nobody ends up getting what they want.

I like doggy, but I've had some painful experiences with angles

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
2 weeks ago

Swansea

"Missionary especially if it's a bad angel "

This bad angels are an absolute nightmare.

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By *_2025_uniWoman
2 weeks ago

cambridge

"Loathe a 69. I've said it before but I think it's mostly for teenagers and time poor people. "

^^ agree!

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By *oveandfastWoman
2 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

"Reverse cowgirl is better if you vary it up- if I lean forward then it’s a bit more comfortable for both but I don’t think that’s still called reverse cowgirl 🤣

That’s called twerking on my dick

That’s exactly what I do! No complaints so far

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 weeks ago

glasgow

69. I can't relax enough to enjoy receiving while I'm focused so much on giving a very good experience. One or the other at a time please

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By *iker JackMan
2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

All of them at the moment

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
2 weeks ago

Bedford

On top of the wardrobe position, just not enough space.

Also standing 69, looks good but a bugger to keep in position without sliding down in a heap by someone's ankles.

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
2 weeks ago

N. Wales

"69. I can't relax enough to enjoy receiving while I'm focused so much on giving a very good experience. One or the other at a time please "

This! 💯

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
2 weeks ago

furnace

Doggy for me

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By *enatton2Couple
2 weeks ago

West Midlands

Missionary, we hate it

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By *ust want fun 888Man
2 weeks ago

nearby

Missionary, for some reason that makes me come faster that position

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